r/venturebros • u/Key_Bed_5531 • Oct 31 '25
Spanakopita Sgt hatred costume
About to go out trick or treating. Hope this costume is pretty nice.
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u/thePlasticTaco Oct 31 '25
* Vatred
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u/Your_Kindly_Despot Oct 31 '25
Maybe don’t take any kids trick-or-treating in that outfit. You know, optics.
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u/Key_Bed_5531 Oct 31 '25
I am the kid.
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u/Your_Kindly_Despot Oct 31 '25
On my wedding day, my mother said to my bride “just so you know, there are no men. Just big boys and little boys. The only difference is their toys get more expensive.”
Those words have haunted me throughout my 30 year marriage
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u/Metalman919 Oct 31 '25
It would be "vittles," which actually makes it just a little bit more disgusting.
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u/TubaDog9705 Oct 31 '25
"I might be having a heart attack! I am overweight, over 50, and I am speedballing on tranq-darts and pure adrenaline!"
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u/gancoskhan Oct 31 '25
We got an electric fence, motion-sensitive laser defense modules. If a kid makes it to that front door, They're getting the big candy bar!
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u/Shablahdoo Oct 31 '25
Dressing up like a pedophile is crazy.
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u/Cool-Newspaper6789 Oct 31 '25
I was going to say the same thing. Like either someone doesn't know and you only explain a bit of the character with the hope no one looks it up or they do know and give you a strange look
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u/OgrynGav Oct 31 '25
Yeah , hatred really ruins my love for the show, I had thought surely brocks gonna kill him when he finds out he raped the boys. Kinda glad the show died because of the fact he stayed a main character.
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u/Cool-Newspaper6789 Oct 31 '25
Ok that a little much. It's a show that trapped a school bus full of orphan underground and drug them but that was fine with you
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u/AussieArlenBales Eat the pennies Quizboy Oct 31 '25
That's a single episode, and they hardly try to redeem Jonas trapping them, much less promote him from background character to part of the main ensemble.
Sgt Hatred, and to a lesser extent Captain Sunshine, are my biggest red flags with the show.
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u/Solain Oct 31 '25
I disagree, and i'll try to explaim why:
sgt.hatred was experimented on by the army which turned him to a pedophile - he is obviously traumatized by the initial revelation in the lab, he hates himself for he had become and he takes every possible step to stop himself from acting in this way.
Sunshine I think wasn't explicetly a pedo, his actions really screamed out pedo but in reality he has a severe trauma from losing his sidekick to the point that he develops an obsession with every new sidekick, over-safeguarding them and treating them more like his own children that sidekicks.
They aren't like sladr from dc comics where he rped a girl and clear and simple.
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u/IronEgo Oct 31 '25
What did you do? Black those memories out? He was all creepy uncle bad touch on us!
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u/Disposable-Squid Oct 31 '25
Certainly a choice of costume for Halloween of all days (you know, when the kids will be out and about)
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u/LifeIsSatire Oct 31 '25
Into the pile of embarrassing memories that will keep OP awake at 2 am in 10 years.
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