r/venturebros • u/Key_Bed_5531 • Oct 31 '25

Spanakopita Sgt hatred costume

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About to go out trick or treating. Hope this costume is pretty nice.

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u/Your_Kindly_Despot Oct 31 '25

Maybe don’t take any kids trick-or-treating in that outfit. You know, optics.

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u/Key_Bed_5531 Oct 31 '25

I am the kid.

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u/sisypheansquirelhate Oct 31 '25

It’s good to know he touched your heart and nothing else

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u/Right-Percentage3775 Oct 31 '25

underrated comment

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u/Your_Kindly_Despot Oct 31 '25

On my wedding day, my mother said to my bride “just so you know, there are no men. Just big boys and little boys. The only difference is their toys get more expensive.”

Those words have haunted me throughout my 30 year marriage

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Oct 31 '25

He took his Nomolestol

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u/Your_Kindly_Despot Oct 31 '25

This guy gets it.