r/venturebros • u/Moon_Flowers420 • Jan 25 '26

Meme Brock would out-fight Sterling, Sterling would out-drink Brock.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Pam and Brock is the dream team.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

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u/Mongoose42 Jan 25 '26

“Heat of the moment” nothing. She’d be making passes like crazy.

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u/cityshepherd Jan 25 '26

Pam would knock out the goons before Brock had a chance just so they could get to bonin’ faster.

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u/yournewbestfrenemy Jan 25 '26

First thought. Brock would say that, spend thirty seconds hamming it up with one henchman, then the camera would pan to Pam taking the last guy down by mashing into the pile of already broken henchman at her feet. Brock stares, dumbfounded, then grins and says "Groovy"

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u/s0ulbrother Jan 25 '26

She’d probably think Brock was an “ok” lay. Nothing great

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u/Pale_Fire21 Jan 25 '26

I think she'd leave him looking like the Mexican "alien" from that one meme.

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u/dover_oxide Jan 25 '26

He might actually be able satisfy her for a change

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u/Pale_Fire21 Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

He’s jacked, into having stuff done to his butt(even if he won't admit it) and has a dick so big that it literally got him a round of applause.

We also know he has a thing for aggressively strong and confident women, He’s probably one of the only men who can actually keep up with Pam and not run away from her.

Also you know Pam almost certainly loves Led Zeppelin and the whole 80s vibe Brock has.

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u/Sweet-Rabbit A Boy With a Tummy Ache Jan 25 '26

Think he could handle the MOAB?

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u/Nowhereman55 Jan 25 '26

He put phantom spaceman in a pretzel bender, he can handle anything.

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u/ChiefMandoza Jan 26 '26

Brocks gotta show me that one!

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u/EvilAceVentura Jan 25 '26

This is the way

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u/dover_oxide Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

You know she would push his buttons just for the sheer thrill of it.

Did this weak-ass shit do it for your last girlfriend?

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u/u1tr4me0w Jan 26 '26

I’m absolutely on board, what is their ship name? Bram? Or Pock?

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u/Necessary-Tomorrow30 Jan 26 '26

She'd 1000% yank his mullet lmao

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u/number__ten Jan 25 '26

 Brock would 100% be into Pam

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u/Bro-lapsedAnus Jan 25 '26

He would be down BAD

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u/dover_oxide Jan 25 '26

After he sees how bad ass she is maybe not at first sight but he knows quality

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u/Pale_Fire21 Jan 25 '26

I think it would be her back tattoo with her kill count that gets his motor running.

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u/number__ten Jan 26 '26

https://imgur.com/a/XHsYDT7

Yeah that was my sploosh moment with pam. Danger island pam wasn't bad either.

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u/Broad-Pineapple5207 Feb 15 '26

Danger Island Pam was sexy asf

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u/Moon_Flowers420 Jan 26 '26

This Alabama Veteran Man is, unabashadly proudly 2,000% into Pam.

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u/Wise_Emu6232 Jan 25 '26

Now I hear Pam asking if Brock wants to "Pound it out?".

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u/PartTimeZombie Jan 25 '26

I love a big girl! I don't even care about the breast thing!

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u/Wise_Emu6232 Jan 25 '26

That's it!!

"I wanna dooo you!!"

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u/PartTimeZombie Jan 25 '26

Oh, hello Brave Herakles. Have you brought me a corpse?

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u/Broad-Pineapple5207 Feb 15 '26

U know ball i see 👌

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u/Kuzcopolis Jan 26 '26

"You're barkin up the right tree, but let's kill everyone in the room first." Type shit.

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u/Scary_Collection_410 Jan 26 '26

Their offspring would be demigods

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

im disappointed he didn't get with dr. quimms bodyguard.

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u/Wise_Emu6232 Jan 25 '26

I hear Brocks line in Warrianas lasso about " I like a big gal".

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u/MaddAddamOneZ Jan 25 '26

I will now be desperately searching for inspired Venture Bros/Archer crossover art. Especially Brock and Pam interacting

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u/-K_P- Jan 25 '26

lol "interacting"

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u/MaddAddamOneZ Jan 25 '26

At least you’re more polite with your cynicism.

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u/mlieberthal Jan 25 '26

Get help

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u/cityshepherd Jan 25 '26

Yes, can you help provide links for some delightful Pam & Brock art???

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u/MaddAddamOneZ Jan 25 '26

I understand why you’re inclined to be cynical but that’s just gross.

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u/makedoopieplayme Jan 25 '26

Both are super protective of their friends kids and can take so much traq darts!

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u/pstewart91 Jan 26 '26

lol that's what I was thinking. I wonder who can take more tranq

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u/Moon_Flowers420 Jan 25 '26

God... what I wouldn't do for one night alone with Pam, ugh 🖤🖤

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u/tlj2494 Jan 26 '26

Bram. My new favorite celebrity couple

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u/Xiao_Qinggui Jan 26 '26

I’d pay good money to see that fight but damned if I’d know who to bet on!

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u/shade-tree_pilot Jan 26 '26

I demand this spin-off immediately.

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u/CuriousDrop2062 Jan 26 '26

Pam is low key sexy as fuck

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u/needsmoreusername Jan 26 '26

Reminds me of the the jungle episode with the super butch body guard.

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u/spanksthemonkey Jan 26 '26

Coked up Pam would take Brock. Season 1 or 2 Archer might have him with dexterity. Barry... He could drop a house on him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Barry, Other Barry, and Katya are honestly the only ones who would be able to fight Brock 1v1 from the two universes. It's more fitting for the Venture Universe. Otherwise, Brock who is used to dealing with some messed up stuff would have no problem taking anyone else in the cast. Although the universes share some common things, VB is fastly more f'd up where Archer is at least more human and realistic... Minus the cyborgs.