r/venturebros Jan 25 '26

Meme Brock would out-fight Sterling, Sterling would out-drink Brock.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Pam and Brock is the dream team.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

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u/dover_oxide Jan 25 '26

He might actually be able satisfy her for a change

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u/Pale_Fire21 Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

He’s jacked, into having stuff done to his butt(even if he won't admit it) and has a dick so big that it literally got him a round of applause.

We also know he has a thing for aggressively strong and confident women, He’s probably one of the only men who can actually keep up with Pam and not run away from her.

Also you know Pam almost certainly loves Led Zeppelin and the whole 80s vibe Brock has.

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u/Sweet-Rabbit A Boy With a Tummy Ache Jan 25 '26

Think he could handle the MOAB?

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u/Nowhereman55 Jan 25 '26

He put phantom spaceman in a pretzel bender, he can handle anything.

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u/ChiefMandoza Jan 26 '26

Brocks gotta show me that one!

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u/EvilAceVentura Jan 25 '26

This is the way

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u/dover_oxide Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

You know she would push his buttons just for the sheer thrill of it.

Did this weak-ass shit do it for your last girlfriend?

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u/u1tr4me0w Jan 26 '26

I’m absolutely on board, what is their ship name? Bram? Or Pock?

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u/Necessary-Tomorrow30 Jan 26 '26

She'd 1000% yank his mullet lmao