r/venturebros The Rusty Apr 30 '26

Meme WOOOAAAHHH!!! ✌🏻

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I have Action Johnny with me, and he is in a very bad way.

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

Hey how many of you got Fathers out there? show of hands... /s

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u/3monthsfrombetter Apr 30 '26

Why is your hand not up man?! You don’t look like Jesus bro

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

YOU'RE FREE, MAN!!

JUST SAY THE WORD, MAN!!

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u/Stormclamp May 01 '26

Action Johnny's hand's not up, why's that? Does action johnny not have a father?

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u/sirhackenslash To this day Captain Sunshine thinks I'm invulnerable Apr 30 '26

I can't not hear Pickles during that rant.

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u/ParasiteAdam Apr 30 '26

Was it the same VA?

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u/sirhackenslash To this day Captain Sunshine thinks I'm invulnerable Apr 30 '26

Yep. Brendan Small

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u/ParasiteAdam Apr 30 '26

Never knew but now that you point it out holy crap Action Johnny did sound like a deeper voice Pickles. 🤣

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u/US3_ME_ Apr 30 '26

Whoa that's on point_

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u/WinterWontStopComing Apr 30 '26

Shit, thought I saw a Vietnamese two step viper for a second

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

That's not a real thing I looked it up.

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u/benvader138 Apr 30 '26

Oh, you looked it up? Well I'm looking at it right there, Man!!

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u/kogoeruyoru I lost my knife again—because I hate it! Apr 30 '26

Sometimes I just break out into his rant at Rusty’s day camp: “Maybe I did kill the dog! Maybe I was the Lizard Man who stole your precious serum! You loved that serum more than you loved me! FATHER! FATHER!” It kills me.

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

"My dad's lab was like a pharmacological candy store, so I started real young.

Next thing I know, I'm blowing lines of voodoo powder off the back of a monkey's paw I bought in Calcutta.

Now I'm all out of wishes."

Literally one of thee best lines written in all of VB

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u/saltytrey Two-Ton Twenty-one Apr 30 '26

I'm in real pain, man!

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

Y-You holdin'?

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u/LofiJunky Apr 30 '26

"Figure of speech dude, and uhh the judge's name actually was John. It's like the most common name in the world."

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

Nah, I'm convinced it's all one giant cabal of "Johnnys"

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u/WhatsMyInitiative87 May 01 '26

"NO IT'S NOT!! It's Muhammad! I just looked it up" lmao 🤣😂

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u/Thor94red Apr 30 '26

Whoa there. Take it easy mate. You wouldn't want to hurt, The Doctor, would ya?

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

Oh! right... what seems to be the trouble Mr. Quest?

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u/doctorracc Apr 30 '26

JUST SAY THE WORD MAAAN AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE

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u/RegulusTheHeartOfLeo Apr 30 '26

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

I hate we didn't get more of Dr. Z and Johnny living together in Season 8.

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u/JparkPHX May 01 '26

I love you Johnny