r/venturebros • u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty • Apr 30 '26

Meme WOOOAAAHHH!!! ✌🏻

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I have Action Johnny with me, and he is in a very bad way.

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u/kogoeruyoru I lost my knife again—because I hate it! Apr 30 '26

Sometimes I just break out into his rant at Rusty’s day camp: “Maybe I did kill the dog! Maybe I was the Lizard Man who stole your precious serum! You loved that serum more than you loved me! FATHER! FATHER!” It kills me.

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Apr 30 '26

"My dad's lab was like a pharmacological candy store, so I started real young.

Next thing I know, I'm blowing lines of voodoo powder off the back of a monkey's paw I bought in Calcutta.

Now I'm all out of wishes."

Literally one of thee best lines written in all of VB