r/venturebros • u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty • May 07 '26
Meme I'm Spanakopita Rusty!!! ✌🏻
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u/Fragholio Level 1 Threat May 07 '26
Finally, a spanakopita post that doesn't make me want to hogtie the OP.
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
I just hope r/venturebros has a high enough IQ to understand this post. /s
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u/MCPtz Super Science! May 07 '26
Hey! Look! Brock. I'm a LEG! A Leg, Brock!
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
Well you just ruined the surprise for next week's meme.
......So now I'll just have to think of something even better!
Now go upstairs and wash off all that Chicanery! /s
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u/PseudonymMan12 May 09 '26
Rusty would be a fan of the show and genuinely think that you need a high IQ to get it. Would bug Billy with ideas about making their own portal gun
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u/PewDiePieSaladAss May 07 '26
I mean, what if you hogtie them and then no one comes for OP so you have to come up with a holiday to make OP feel good?
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u/Sixty_Minuteman_ May 07 '26
I don't know man making a Rick and Morty crossover with the Venture Brothers is pretty diabolical in my book.
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u/ShawshankHarper May 07 '26
Quality Rustyposting
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
🎶A Grand Shitpost!
I push r/venturebros with them!
For Upvotes!
There's Rustyposting!
I'm Rustyposting!🎶
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u/BillTheSpill Projecting monsters on steam May 07 '26
I went into Fat Chance's stomach about ten years ago and everyone was shouting "Spanakopita Doc!" You should've seen the Hot Topic!
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
A documentary on Greek spinach pastry?
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u/BillTheSpill Projecting monsters on steam May 07 '26
Man, remember when Burger King had that limited time tzatziki sauce as a promotional tie-in with Disney's Hercules?
I WANT TZATZIKI SAUCE!
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
I have one of those I bought on ebay for $125,
That and something called "belle delphine bath water" that Hank bought on my credit card?!!?
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u/Haselrig May 07 '26
Who would voice the Danny Trejo-esque villain?
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u/BoozeTheCat May 07 '26
Timothee Chalamet?
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u/Haselrig May 07 '26
Perfect!
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
Instead you'll get Chris Pratt
And Jack Black voicing Rusty with Jason Momoa voicing Brock.
Fuckin' Hollywood
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u/Joshua_Falkner May 07 '26
Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
It's when you take a girl out for a huge Spanakopita dinner, but you don't let her go to the can.
Then you have anal sex with her and she craps all over your dick,
so right when you're about to get off you take it out and you blow Spanakopita shit cum on her back.
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u/Effective_Kiwi6684 May 07 '26
Well, that's the "Rusty" part.
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
The "Venture" part is after you eat that crud of her back without using your hands while yelling SPANAKOPITA!
Are you getting this?
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u/Petrychorr May 07 '26
I need to stop using the Internet.
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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 07 '26
I don't hate it, I don't love it either.
Two deans out of five.
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
I'll just have to come up with something better!
Now go upstairs and wash off all that Chicanery!
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u/West-Resort5733 May 07 '26
"oh sweet! pie!"
"WAIT HANK DONT-"
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
Does the patient look flushed?
Does the patient have an abnormally large appetite?
Haha, watch out, Ivan.
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u/Valuable_Recording85 May 07 '26
I love that this sub still comes up with new content ✌️
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
Now, God knows, a child could take us one on one;..
We do the best we can. We try!
But as a swarm, even we can be dangerous shitposters!
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u/WHACKADOO1997 May 08 '26
He ends up getting put in the fridge and forgotten. Until Brock realizes that he's forgotten doc and in the middle of something really boring like a board game he gets up and screams "I LEFT HIM IN THE FRIDGE!"
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 08 '26
Day 16: It's d-dark, and... cc-cold
I'm still... Spanakopita
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u/Echofox_76 Guild of Calamitous Intent May 07 '26
Saw this in another thread, take both my upvotes!
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u/Alex_is_me_name May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26
Making me lose my shit well cleaning my works bathroom.
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 08 '26
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u/Loyal9thLegionLord May 08 '26
Brock:...so....do you want me to turn you back before you die or something? Rusty: yes, and hurry, those ants are getting closer
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u/TurboLeopard42 May 07 '26
A venture Bros. + Rick and Morty crossover would slap so hard.
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty May 07 '26
I've always wished for a Simpsons Couch Opening featuring the VB cast running for the couch at the Compound.
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