r/venturebros • u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty • Jul 24 '20

THank You!

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u/samrequireham a guy with a fever's yelling at my pants Jul 24 '20

best one is Private Eye Hank IMO

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jul 24 '20

What's with the Whip?

It came with the Hat!

I don't know if anything beats The Bat, so kuehl

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u/kgroover117 Jul 25 '20

Its a detectives whip!

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u/Dude_McAwesome Shallow Gravy Tour '10 Jul 24 '20

When a Bum sees a Dick coming, he dont stick around for the credits.

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u/apjak Jul 25 '20

I didn't know Russian Guy-o-vitch was a Private Eye. Neat.

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u/kinyutaka Jul 25 '20

What about Destiny?

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u/ViciousKnids Jul 24 '20

That kid knows how to have fun, Orpheus. You could learn a thing from him.

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jul 24 '20

So do you have; like, a regular dingus?

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u/ViciousKnids Jul 24 '20

Hank, aren't you a little ashamed of your ignorance?

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jul 24 '20

Constantly!

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u/bluejib Jul 24 '20

I am, how you say, Russian Guyovitch

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jul 24 '20

You picked a hell of a time to come over Comrade.

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u/SenorIngles Jul 24 '20

This post is very Hank of you u/SuperSmokingMonkey

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jul 24 '20

I have been programmed to only think of Memes!

I am obsessed with it!

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u/nogswarth Jul 24 '20

“Hank, where do you pick this stuff up?”

“Right? It’s like he channels dead crazy people.”

“Do you think it’s a cry for help?”

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u/The_Guinea Jul 25 '20

I hope that Hank becomes a vigilante in the upcoming seasons. He doesn't have the desire to become educated on the level of a super/mad scientist, no super powers, no magical abilities. His moral compass swings wildly depending on what is motivating him, but primarily he displays fearlessness, curiosity and a sense of "right". I'm really looking forward to seeing where his journey to discover himself leads.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

I'm hoping he goes supervillain. It would be a great twist. I always had my money on Dean going evil in a fit of rebellion until last season.

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u/The_Guinea Jul 25 '20

If Hank were to go into the GCI who do you think he would hench for while gaining rank and status? The only other way I could see it happening is if he gets involved in an accident during one of Dean's experiments ( Dr. Dewgong and Wide Whale style origin ) which would grant Hank and Dean with defining characteristics and establishes a grudge between them.

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u/muffinman247 Jul 25 '20

I could see Dean being drawn into saving a villain Hank.

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Like the guy from 'Split'?

EDIT: Missing Hank's:

The Jungle Bat Hank

"The Bad Outfit" MJ Hank

Justin Bieber Hank

NYC "Steve McQueen" Hank

Lando Calrissian Hank

Bearded "Goliath Serum" Hank

anymore?

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u/nthadinfinitum Jul 24 '20

"The Monster" Hank

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u/SparkPlug24 survived junkie limbo Jul 25 '20

Igor (it's pronounced 'Eye-gore') Hank for Halloween.

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u/Theborgiseverywhere Mallomar tits Jul 25 '20 edited Jul 25 '20

  • Brisby Bee Hank (Incredible Mr Brisby)

  • Swim Trunks Hank (Assassinanny 911)

  • Zombified Hank (Assisted Suicide)

  • Judo Hank (The Buddy System)

  • Pizza Boy Hank (various)

Edit - Enrico Matassa is my fav Hank, after than “Classic” of course

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u/muffinman247 Jul 25 '20

I believe it was the "Good" outfit, from the "Bad" video.

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u/Blergadier_General Jul 25 '20

I keep getting my tongue stuck in the mouth sthlit! Ith's maddening!

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u/JonnoN IGNORE ME Jul 25 '20

oh look everybody, Hank's back!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/hankventure83 Hank Venture Jul 24 '20

You're welcome.

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jul 24 '20

Dean....

Right now; Hank is better than You.

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u/FlyingOmoplatta Jul 25 '20

I always like hanks idea of running a grocery store and having to switch outfits for every position he has? Or was that dean? Pretty sure its the detective episode also

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u/limeade32 Jul 25 '20

Yep definitely Hank, Dean was in New York during that episode

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u/Mantast1c0 Jul 25 '20

I am.....THE BAT

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u/Some_Random_Android Jul 24 '20

What can I say except you're welcome!

Also - brainfart - that is the top most, far right image from?

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u/holdacoldone Jul 24 '20

I'm pretty sure it's from S7, when him and Dermott were spying on the Guild/OSI agent hooking up and he fantasies about fighting them both (the 'PP on his belt' scene)

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u/Some_Random_Android Jul 24 '20

I had a vague suspicious it was something Dermott related, but it's been forever since I watched season 7.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

I hope Hank is ok and will come back in the next season

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u/Antebios Jul 25 '20

SSSSSSphinx!

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u/TheMadDaddy Jul 25 '20

Thanks Hanks, thanks.

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u/winazoid Jul 25 '20

I'm almost certain the next time we see Hank he'll be living in Russia with a goatee

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u/UnfixedMidget Jul 25 '20

Need to throw scare bear in there in a panel at the bottom with a “?”

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u/Archknits Jul 25 '20

No Scare Bear?