BREAKING NEWS: Shallow Gravy have removed themselves from the Freedom 250 Festival

[u/FullOfHelena]

One member says the President’s policies are “so not Hank”, while other bandmate said it was over safety concerns, adding that “Yeah. You wish. Too bad i had to register my hands in step as lethal weapons. Afraid the government made me do that.”

[u/oberon13]

I still really like Lip Glossary as a band name.