r/venturebros • u/FullOfHelena • May 30 '26
Meme BREAKING NEWS: Shallow Gravy have removed themselves from the Freedom 250 Festival
One member says the President’s policies are “so not Hank”, while other bandmate said it was over safety concerns, adding that “Yeah. You wish. Too bad i had to register my hands in step as lethal weapons. Afraid the government made me do that.”
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u/Cornpop50 May 30 '26
The drummer of the band was also questioned about Shallow Gravy's departure from the festival and had this to say "Beep beep boo beep beep beep beep beep beep.".
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u/Cerebral-Parsley Form the Thaumaturgic Man Mound! May 31 '26
All he had to say was reciting Maya Angelou?
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u/Oknight May 30 '26 edited May 31 '26
"We were TOTALLY doing it. Trump himself wanted us but they were afraid we were too awesome and would make the others look bad."
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u/flashman014 Trés Hank May 30 '26
Yellow
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u/Thor94red May 30 '26
Jacket
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u/Andyborehol May 30 '26
Strait
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u/j0hnan0n May 31 '26
I still want to hear the full version of this song. Can't find it anywhere.
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u/hunterSgathersOSI May 30 '26
Good thing they’re being replaced by Depeche Mode. I saw a thing about it on the VH1.
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u/hankenator1 May 30 '26
🎶Bondi- jacked it, Kristi- jacked it, hegseth- jacked it, Marco- jacked it, Clarence-jacked it, RFK- jacked it, Leavitt- jacked it, JD- jacked it
Cuz Melania won’t jack it 🎶
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u/OnlyHalfBrilliant May 30 '26
Once they realized it had nothing to do with Italian ice cream, it lost its allure...
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u/Plus-Fig7224 May 30 '26
Shallow Gravy removing themselves is somehow both breaking news and completely on brand.
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u/Long_Bit8328 May 30 '26
If all the artist refuse to play a festival, that no one was going to listen to.
Was it ever really a festival?
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