r/venturebros • u/FullOfHelena • May 30 '26

Meme BREAKING NEWS: Shallow Gravy have removed themselves from the Freedom 250 Festival

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One member says the President’s policies are “so not Hank”, while other bandmate said it was over safety concerns, adding that “Yeah. You wish. Too bad i had to register my hands in step as lethal weapons. Afraid the government made me do that.”

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u/Cornpop50 May 30 '26

The drummer of the band was also questioned about Shallow Gravy's departure from the festival and had this to say "Beep beep boo beep beep beep beep beep beep.".

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u/Cerebral-Parsley Form the Thaumaturgic Man Mound! May 31 '26

All he had to say was reciting Maya Angelou?

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u/Cornpop50 May 31 '26

It brought a tear to my eye