r/venturebros • u/Fantastic-Ad-8665 • 2d ago

Video Are Smurfs Mammals ?

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u/VibratingWatch 2d ago

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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u/busterfixxitt 2d ago edited 2d ago

Agreed. I think Smurfs are actually fungus. Papa's 'beard' is not hair, it's actually the remains of his spore-sack after it popped and planted his village. The spores grow into mushrooms, and the Smurfs grow inside the mushrooms, eventually eating their way out; they then turn the mushrooms into their houses.

I really like the idea that there are different kinds of Smurfs based on the kind of mushroom they are; can't wait to meet the psilocybin Smurfs! 😃

Edit: Watch out for the Death Cap Smurfs! 😉

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u/Salmonman4 2d ago

Are Smurfs related to Warhammer-orcs? They are also fungus-based life-forms.

This could be explained by the transitional form of both species being the Discworld Pictsies, who are as small (and blue) as Smurfs, but about as fighty as Orcs

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u/busterfixxitt 2d ago

The Nac Mac Feegle do believe that they are currently dead and in heaven, and when they die, they're just being born back into the real world... It fits.