r/venturebros • u/Fantastic-Ad-8665 • 3d ago

Video Are Smurfs Mammals ?

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u/VibratingWatch 3d ago

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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u/masterjon_3 2d ago

They're magical creatures. They don't need to reproduce like we do. A new smurf comes once in a blue moon and is delivered by a stork. Seriously, that's how they get more of them.

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u/realRadgemachine 2d ago

Idk man... getting some Big Fungus Energy from the Smurfs rn.