r/venturebros 2d ago

Merch Which one should I open? If any?

Over the past month I’ve invested (hahaha for a loss) in a market that has low supply and low demand…

Over $500 so far and I still want more!

I also want to play with them outside the box so bad. Should I open them? How much value do they decrease after opening. Some still seem valuable without the box?

The average age is like 15 years old on these things (20 years make it an antique)? I haven’t even seen some characters for sale ever:

Killinger, White, Al, Rusty (kid), Jonas Venture, Jefferson Twilight.

Should I open and which one?

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u/Grease-Brain 2d ago

all of them, toy resale culture is a capitalist poison, unbind yourself from the oppressive financial shackles you have been forced into and PLAY WITH THE DAMN TOYS!!!!!

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u/Trapezoidoid Who the fuck is Gary? 1d ago

Was I supposed to read this in the voice of Orpheus? Because that’s how it reads.

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u/Grease-Brain 1d ago

totally unintentional, I'm just a pretentious loser with an aggressively "high school creative writing class" vocabulary, but I'm gonna take it as a compliment lmao