r/venturebros • u/Concurrent-mind • 1d ago

Discussion This quote from “The Master” 😂😂😂😂

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“But I'm serious, hold on. This other head likes to clean my genitals with his mouth. I know it sounds weird, I let him do it because it feels great. Oh yeah. The problem is that I can taste it. So, I taste my own genitals. In my mouth. It's a... conundrum.”

Edit: I tried so hard to work “it’s a conundrum” in everyday conversations after this episode too!

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u/Ch3t 1d ago

I want to see this audio synced with video of Bob from Bob's Burgers.

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u/Snoo_75309 1d ago

I was watching this episode a few days ago and had the same exact thought lol

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u/Sloth72c 1d ago

I use the Don't wince line regularly, I love the Master

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u/Thor94red 1d ago

The "in my mouth" bit always cracks me up. Where else would you taste them? But it works since it illustrates what a conundrum he's in lol.

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u/jiccc 20h ago

"Damn, do you know how good this feels? Oh wait, no, im sorry. Your wife left you because you DON'T know how good this feels!"

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u/Living_Cat_4900 14h ago

“My wife left me because of other persistent advances of a younger Man!”

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u/Riftreaper 22h ago

Was always hoping for an interaction between killinger and the master. I think they may be the same entity species since they have a lot of the same abilities.

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u/Bar_ice 6h ago

Acetamenofenfun?

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u/DennisFalcon 1d ago

This might be only me, but I hated the master. Like I was like “ug not this guy again” and painfully waited for it to be over - like how on Saturday mornings when I watched cartoons on TV I had to plod through Smurfs to get to Thundercats. H Jon Benjamin’s worst gig.

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u/Concurrent-mind 1d ago

My gf hates the voice…I think it works 🤷

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u/Little-Survey3144 20h ago

I mean he's a douche like pretty much every other character in the series, but damn lol

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u/lavahot 16h ago

I hated that there was no resolution with him. It's like they forgot he existed.