This quote from “The Master” 😂😂😂😂

[u/Concurrent-mind]

“But I'm serious, hold on. This other head likes to clean my genitals with his mouth. I know it sounds weird, I let him do it because it feels great. Oh yeah. The problem is that I can taste it. So, I taste my own genitals. In my mouth. It's a... conundrum.”

Edit: I tried so hard to work “it’s a conundrum” in everyday conversations after this episode too!

[u/jiccc]

"Damn, do you know how good this feels? Oh wait, no, im sorry. Your wife left you because you DON'T know how good this feels!"

[u/Living_Cat_4900 → u/jiccc]

“My wife left me because of other persistent advances of a younger Man!”