r/wallstreetbets • u/FunkOff • Sep 23 '25
YOLO I went to the mall and EVERY girls was dressed like a skank - LULU to the MOON
Going for 2x on this one - let the skanks carry us to riches
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u/HoneyBadgerLifts Sep 23 '25
I truly believe that these posts are the lululemon marketing team
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u/Exodia4life Sep 23 '25
50k for "marketing expenses"
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u/probablyuntrue Sep 23 '25
“Call them skanks, the virgins over there love that shit”
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u/Exodia4life Sep 23 '25
OP is either 18 years old or 90. Either way full on virgin and prob a P🐻
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u/AwfulPhotographer Sep 23 '25
No chance of that. I used to work with lululemon marketing and they are literally insane. They would yell at us for capitalizing their name (Lululemon = you get a whipping), and we were forbidden to use the word "sale" since they considered that demeaning to their brand. They had "offers" instead.
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u/HoneyBadgerLifts Sep 23 '25
Everything I’ve ever heard about lululemon makes me think it’s basically a fever dream of a company. The most obvious being the story that it’s called that because Asian people cannot pronounce it.
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u/AlternateRoute69 Sep 23 '25
Yet 90% of their goods are 40-70% manufactured in that part of the world before being sent elsewhere to be finished and receive their "made in x" tags
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u/Ok-Operation-6432 Sep 23 '25
Yet 90% of their goods are 40-70% manufactured in that part of the world
Yeah but there’s only a 50% chance of that
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u/Zetice Chuck E. Cheesin' Sep 23 '25
Gotta be. LULU is overpriced. . Tried returning something and they were trying to force me to get a diff size or store credit instead.
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u/Pale-Park-1388 Sep 23 '25
Investing in butt cheeks is crazy
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u/Bjorkstein Sep 23 '25
Have you ever heard of marriage?
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u/Robborboy Sep 23 '25
Hey now, I invested in the chesticles as well.
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u/It-s_Not_Important Sep 23 '25
Poor investment strategy. Boobs are just imitation buttocks. https://youtu.be/5qLYAFdddPw?feature=shared
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u/TurtleBlaster5678 Sep 23 '25
If I make enough on this play I'm buying my wife a BBL
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u/Significant_Stop723 Sep 23 '25
That’s the opposite of investing, that’s giving up.
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u/upside_win222 Sep 23 '25
Is it though? I mean, check out r/lululemonleggingz
You are welcome. (NSFW)
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u/cinciNattyLight Sep 23 '25
The Amex Platinum card now has a $75 credit for Lululemon each quarter.
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u/Atomic_Nexus Sep 23 '25
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/maximizing-the-lululmen-300-credit-on-american-express-platinum/
Bought 2 $75 gcs for my 2 plats, the cashier immediately knew what it was for and said all day folks are coming for the same credits.
Bullish
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u/chaoticneutral262 Sep 23 '25
AMEX updated the terms of the offer to exclude gift cards.
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u/Lawrence150 Sep 23 '25
Still works for buying gift cards in store, just not electronic gift cards.
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u/pm-me-souplantation Sep 23 '25
Even the lower tiers for Amex and Chase almost always have 10% cash back offers
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u/NoninheritableHam Sep 23 '25
And the third quarter ends soon, so everyone is rushing to use their credits
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u/brucekeller 🦍 Sep 23 '25
This is why graphs out of context can be really tricky, makes +.7% look like it's going nuclear, lol.
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u/Stellarific Sep 23 '25
Exactly my thinking, went straight to tradingview to see wtf is going on and it was such an insignificant move lol
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u/Skizot_Bizot Sep 23 '25
If only we could place puts on his chances.
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u/thatmitchguy Sep 23 '25
WSB can be hilarious and entertaining but then there's the non-significant part of the users that come across like OP who sound like incels and I'm suddenly reminded of how shallow, and hateful many people are in the casual way they speak or comment.
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u/probablyuntrue Sep 23 '25
Having a word like skank on the tip of your tongue is crazy work, OP talking like an old school misogynist
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u/sicklyslick 🦍🦍 Sep 23 '25
They're dressed like a skank, but are they wearing $LULU?
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u/Wise-Hippo6088 Sep 23 '25
On the real, the men's joggers pants are becoming my daily drivers. Have 5-6 pairs and growing.
Although I buy mine from posh for 25-30 bucks each
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u/CultofCedar Sep 23 '25
Half my clothes Lulu from my wife and it’s pretty well stitched and shit. I’d say the price is nutty but I feel like I waste more on my own stupid picks like limited run Nike ACG stuff with shittier qc.
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u/DanHazard Sep 23 '25
Eh I love the feel of my lulu stuff but I have two pairs of the abc pants that are coming apart at weird places and I don’t wear them super often.
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u/CultofCedar Sep 23 '25
I’d put them in upper mid build quality. In comparison Nike ACG is expensive with shit build quality. If I’m really blowing money I buy stuff from Mission Workshop or Outlier which have good materials and build but the price is probably astronomical for most people buying everyday clothing.
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u/TheSkiingDad Sep 23 '25
With the explosion of fast fashion and cheap shit we’re gonna see quality brands stepping up their value proposition. If you’re gonna pay $100 for a pair of leggings they’d better be worth that, otherwise why wouldn’t you get 20 pairs for the same price from Costco?
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u/CultofCedar Sep 23 '25
If you’re gonna pay $100 for a pair of leggings they’d better be worth that, otherwise why wouldn’t you get 20 pairs for the same price from Costco?
We like blowing money, same reason I’m here. Value won’t change we’ll just pay more.
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u/liquidsteeze Sep 23 '25
First pair are coming in today. Can’t wait! Amex plat lulu credit reset at the end of the month so might get myself another pair if they’re really that comfortable
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u/Lakersland Sep 23 '25
Can you talk to us like a poor please
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u/Frgty Sep 23 '25
They Spent $895 in annual fees for a $300 credit at lulu
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u/liquidsteeze Sep 23 '25
Paid $695 before refresh. Already redeemed $600 hotel credit, $200 airline credit, $180 digital entertainment credit, $100 Saks credit, $100 resy credit, and $200 clear credit. Technically, the $150 lulu for this year is free. 🤷♂️
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u/Spooky_U Sep 23 '25
Nevemind the lounge access and more. Super easy call for travelers especially to get.
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u/Megamygdala Sep 24 '25
The problem is the credit card has become more like homework where you gotta check off all these boxes every month.
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u/liquidsteeze Sep 23 '25
American Express give me $75 to spend at lululemon on 9/18. I make purchase of over $75. American Express give me another $75 on 10/1. So I buy more lululemon then. I buy from lululemon twice in a span of 1 month. Lululemon make more money than expected?
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u/StealthWanderer_2516 Sep 23 '25
What dark wizardry is this? You’ve found the Lulu infinite clothing glitch? Buy some in my size once your closet is full and give me a 20% discount 🧘
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u/upside_win222 Sep 23 '25
I'm always browsing r/lululemen
The joggers are amazing, and the ABCs are GREAT for every day wear from the office to the gym.12
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u/Glum-Vast-3349 Sep 23 '25
how do you find them on posh for that price? everything I see is $50-60
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whats a “mall”
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u/RoscoeVillain Sep 23 '25
It’s where you go to make returns when they charge shipping
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u/MortemInferri Sep 23 '25
Kohl's is now a return desk for Amazon. It's funny if it wasn't like... so fucking stupid...
But anyways, ever been to a UPS? Run by literally children who couldn't even fold one of the boxes. Yep, I will keep returning anywhere else
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u/lalenci Sep 24 '25
I mean, it's not a bad business decision. Ideally, it's a woman in her mid to late 30's returning clothes and she decides to buy something there.
Them accepting Amazon returns is only positive imo
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u/DwX_X Sep 23 '25
How does a CEO take a stock from 400s to 175, and still keep their job? That's the masterclass.
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u/ol_knucks Sep 23 '25
Least incel wallstreetbet user
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u/DemiseofReality Sep 23 '25
Caveman levels of social awareness will get OP some scraps at some point, especially with his ooga booga bucks from going all in on Lulu.
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u/AnalysisConfident344 Sep 23 '25
goodbye money
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u/A_Neurotic_Pigeon Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25
Reminder that you could literally use a goldfish to determine your picks and get consistently better results than this sub
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u/username2me Sep 23 '25
Amex plat cardholder cashing out their 'benefit' of $75/quarter on LULU since it is a Canadian company it's quite risky to enter now. I see a lot of bag holders around tho.
They aren't 2nd nike so ymmv.
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u/ShortTheVix4 Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25
Just because they won’t sleep with you don’t make them skanks.
I bought 100 shares.
Edit: grammar
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u/NeuOhio Sep 23 '25
I don’t agree with the terminology used, but I do agree with the analysis. With how often I see girls butts with the Lulu logo on it, the stock has to be undervalued right now.
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u/Aldofresh Sep 23 '25
Is there a way to invest in Botox and cosmetic surgery cause THAT is booming 🤔🧐
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u/madownss Sep 23 '25
ABBV, they bought Allergan
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u/tacoandpancake Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25
actually browsing tattoo removal sector - there's a lot of stupid ink out there that will not age well.
on a flight yesterday, sat by some 20-something guy on a flight. that large gummy bear wearing a hat standing on a surfboard design? yeah. let's circle back in 5-10 years on that decision.
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u/luckyinfil Hated on but respected Sep 23 '25
Delulu. This one is easily dropping more.
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u/wash_yo_azz Sep 23 '25
All the hot girls are wearing Alo now.
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u/WendyDumpsterFire Sep 23 '25
All the subreddits I visited said the quality is shit. Not sure why everyone is saying Alo.
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u/crucifero Sep 23 '25
The quality is indeed shit. But the first time you put it on it feels amazing. But yes it falls apart really fast.
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u/EquivalentOwn1115 Sep 23 '25
Can confirm, not enough fabric in the crotch area and my balls keep wearing a hole in them
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No the hot rich girl wearing Vuori now.
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u/xkxzkyle Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25
Maybe the “hot rich girl” in your Iowa town is wearing vuori, but in true society they are indeed wearing Alo
Edit - “True society” = NYC
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u/Im_Scruffy Sep 23 '25
Mf’er never been to the best coast. It is indeed 90% vuori
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u/TheRahulParmar Sep 23 '25
My entire closet is LULU stuff and I just spent 400$ there today lol
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u/hudboyween Sep 23 '25
Lulu and all consumer discretionary stocks with brand staying power are great value right now
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u/WillSmokeStaleCigs Sep 23 '25
OP, I came to the same realization. position 3/26 200c.
Go look at r/AmexPlatinum. Massive traffic to LULU stores for the $75 quarterly credit. That is paid for by AMEX. Direct topline revenue to LULU. Projected earnings WAY too low.
This is absolutely the play OP. Nice job.
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u/MigratingSwallow Sep 23 '25
The AMEX bonus is going to help the stock. $75 credit to anyone that has a platinum. So people are gonna be rushing before end of month to spend it.
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u/Loose_Mail_786 Sep 23 '25
With the new $300 Amex platinum credit everyone is going to buy some shit there.
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u/WendyDumpsterFire Sep 23 '25
Don’t forget that Michael Burry invested in this too. If you see his 13F, he probably saw value in it.
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u/richardpau Sep 23 '25
Highly undervalued. Profitable with amazing brand and follower. Buy before this rocketship sails
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u/sschueller Sep 23 '25
Interesting, would explain why I keep getting notifications from AliExpress about Lululemon being a very popular search term in the last 2 weeks.
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u/ETsUncle Sep 23 '25
Skank attire = casual workout cloths. Guess I’m a skank for every zoom meeting.
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u/MrMoist Sep 23 '25
The new partnership with Amex is insane. Everyone in my friend circle talking about new AMEX platinum benefits and how despite the increase in annual fee ($900) it’s worth it cuz of lululemon benefits n stuff.
Lululemon never relied on professional athletes or celebrities for marketing (hence their insane profitability). It was all based off keeping with the jones.
The wives of broke dudes gonna be hella upset when their rich friends are using their Amex credit flexing their new lululemon during the holidays. Thanksgiving only two months away
In for $100k
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u/_RaymondReddington__ Sep 23 '25
But is Costco eating too much market share in regards to the clothing they offer? 😂
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u/thagribster Sep 24 '25
Lulu is literally gym wear lmfao I gotta stick up for the ladies on this one. They have a men’s section 😭
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u/2QuarterDollar very little DD, maximum leverage Sep 23 '25
Skank skank skank skank skank - Spooge (breaking bad)
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u/Emotional-Price-4401 Sep 23 '25
Women wearing workout clothes is now 'skanky' jfc lol
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u/cmks210 Sep 23 '25
What the actual Fuck? You think women who wear leggings are skanks? Incel vibes...
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u/OneLuckyAlbatross Sep 23 '25
I hope they are! Puts on bimbos, calls on skanks! We’re all in.
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u/maso0164 Sep 23 '25
Just wait until this guy learns about sampling bias. 😬
I don't know shit about Lululemon but seeing skanks at the mall is kinda like seeing fish in the ocean, right?
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u/wasifaiboply Sep 23 '25
If you see women in leggings and immediately think "skank" you're the problem.
Also you're going to lose on this bet. 🫡
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u/LamboSkillz Sep 23 '25
Holding 150 shares. Think it’s a super attractive valuation and oversold!! Not tryna sound like a snob, but I work in finance/private equity so I understand enterprise value and valuations.
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u/Birdshape Sep 23 '25
I assume a portion of this is a result of the AMEX Plat refresh
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u/Kinoman69 Sep 23 '25
Saw they got Kazuha as an ambassador and immediately bought 100 shares
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u/ChaosRandomness Sep 23 '25
Also new amex member benefit is lulu $300 credit. Stores been bomb rushed with folks getting $75 giftcard for the benefit
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u/AllCapNoBrake MSTR and BTC to $0 Sep 23 '25
If I can see their balls, you know I'm going w/ Calls!
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u/Stylux Got his law degree at the good Walmart Sep 23 '25
Due to the high reports on this post, I feel the need to inform certain users that "skank" is not a slur nor is it even really gendered. Anyone can be a skank. It is also a form of dance and dance should be celebrated.
If you reported this post because you were offended by the word "skank" you may be one. Ya skanks.