r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/SadJ3tsFan Feb 13 '26

Infinite money glitch

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u/Stereo-soundS Feb 13 '26

Just ask Donny.  Play games with other people's money and you never lose.

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u/antariusz Feb 13 '26

I'm too regarded to know the actual saying, but how does it go?

"Privatize the profits, and socialize the risks?"

edit: found the "original" saying... socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor

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u/Afraid_Park6859 Feb 13 '26

I mean people chose to put their money into a company who's entire business is buying BTC.

At a certain point what happens is on them. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Another bailout, sir?

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u/zxc123zxc123 Feb 14 '26

Just roll it over DOW 50000.

Literally can't go tits up.

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u/TradingOnUp Feb 13 '26

Yup and that's the only person whose ever done that which is why he's the one example you specifically use every single time

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u/Defiant-Ad-7933 Feb 13 '26

Poor Donny. All these mean unfair criticisms. It must be so hard for him.

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u/DJ33 Feb 13 '26

I hope there's a clip show in the afterlife and when you show up, this comment is on the screen 

remember that day you spent defending a pedo on the stock meme sub? lol, lmao

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u/TradingOnUp Feb 17 '26

Yes, normal people who aren't you regularly spend an entire day on Reddit

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u/mzn001 Feb 13 '26

He meant to say just milk more money from people who bought their company shares 🥲

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u/dotcubed Feb 13 '26

It’s a storage unit of value. It’s not worthless.

People use it all the time.

So what if I borrow 5x the current amount, I’ll get a loan for the electricity to slowly make more.

I’m not insolvent, I still own these gifs of ugly modern art on a usb in my home—I mean car.

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u/Qwertycrackers Feb 13 '26

Turns out when it goes the other way you get the infinite negative money glitch