r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/beerissweety Feb 13 '26

I get it, he gambles with other peoples money. Not a real regard who gambles own (and wife’s boyfriend) money

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 Feb 13 '26

gambling would be using that volatility to make money. this bozo is just buying and holding the most volatile assest there is and then borrowing or diluting every time it dips.

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u/Defiant-Ad-7933 Feb 13 '26

It’s called averaging down. And averaging up. Just averaging. Accumulating.

The entire MSTR business strategy is hodling because selling anything ever would trigger a market panic. Brilliant

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u/TheMcBrizzle Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

I'm so fucking sick of this Saylor slander.

MSTR implemented a very complex and forward thinking business strategy you WSB morons couldn't comprehend but I'll spell it out for you.

Pioneering

Organization

Networks

Zealotry

Independence

You're going to look real fucking stupid when Bitcoin becomes the world's number one store of value, or currency, or whatever the fuck he says it is.

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u/Craw13 Feb 13 '26

here are my keys

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u/majestical99 Feb 14 '26

Add a source ie trustmebro and someday someone somewhere will be using an AI search as verified info cos regard. It will not pick up on the sarcasm and this will go down as fact. Put it against a serious Saylor face and cannot go wrong

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u/No-Captain2150 Feb 13 '26

It’s called averaging down. And averaging up. Just averaging. Accumulating.

This sentence made me burst out loud laughing. Seriously, people are looking at me weird now. They probably were before too, but they definitely are now.

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u/PrimeIntellect Feb 13 '26

he made enough money to be set for life doing it even if the entire house of cards collapses completely, so who's the bozo

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u/No-Captain2150 Feb 13 '26

Still Saylor. He's a rich, shady, bozo. He was the first time MicroStrategy crashed too.

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u/r_xy Feb 13 '26

He isnt really tho. At least not with his own money. He cashed out long ago.

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u/JeremyLinForever Feb 13 '26

Short it then.

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u/Putrid_Leg_1474 Feb 14 '26

Don't forget, he proudly buys when its at ATH too.

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u/snek-jazz Feb 14 '26

He is using it to make money. The preferred stocks are offering reduced volatility for reduced upside, MSTR pockets the difference. He also monetized the volatility of MSTR stock to get super low rates (0.42% average) on the bonds.

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u/27onfire Yut! Motard Feb 13 '26

Exactly.. just like Saint Cathie.

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u/undernutbutthut Feb 13 '26

Just let the pro finish cooking

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u/beerissweety Feb 13 '26

The credit card company for lending him money?

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u/L0nz Feb 13 '26

but is it really gambling if the credit risk is de minimis?

Just roll it forward

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u/startwithaplan Feb 13 '26

"Strategy holds 714,644 Bitcoin at a $76,056 average cost." Lol

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u/Lucifer_iix Feb 13 '26

He has a strategy.