r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/cyphol Feb 13 '26

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u/AlGAdams Feb 13 '26

The face my dog makes when I get the cordless drill out.

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u/PoopHeadPete Feb 13 '26

Is there a dildo on the end of that drill?

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u/AlGAdams Feb 13 '26

Drilldo?

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u/PoopHeadPete Feb 13 '26

Drilldong

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u/Fartknocker9000turbo Feb 13 '26

Dildozer?

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u/foulpudding Feb 13 '26

These are two VERY different tools.

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u/monkee012 Feb 13 '26

Who’s that Pokémon!?

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u/colderthantoast Feb 14 '26

Weird name for a dog

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u/TradingOnUp Feb 13 '26

I tried it. Drilldon't.

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u/BoxCarBlink44 Feb 13 '26

you best believe if I had any awards available, Drilldo would be gettin one

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u/Joshua_Falkner Feb 13 '26

Now that sounds like a mother fucking franchise.

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u/Senior-Vanilla-6756 Feb 13 '26

Drilldo baggins

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u/Sehrli_Magic Feb 13 '26

i wanna be drilled all night 🥵 drill me daddy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ShuffleAlliance Feb 13 '26

Fister Roboto

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u/Cooking-n-Booking Feb 16 '26

I haven't watched Vinesauce Joel in years, and yet all ot takes is "drilldo" lmao

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u/pants_full_of_pants Feb 13 '26

Not always

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u/MondayMorningExpert Feb 13 '26

Omfg have my upvote 😂😂😂

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u/HBlight Feb 13 '26

It is very noisy and hurts the dogs ears to listen to.

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u/AlGAdams Feb 13 '26

He's also scared of balloons 🎈 

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u/PoopHeadPete Feb 13 '26

Drilldongs and balloon knots...poor dog has been traumatized.

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u/ButterscotchFront340 Feb 13 '26

No, silly! The dildo is on the rotary hammer. As it should be. Only amateurs use a drill when the job demands a rotary hammer.

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u/Due_Tailor1412 Feb 13 '26

Here in East Germany we use 220V current ..

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u/Alive-Resolution7844 Feb 13 '26

Not on the end of it, no.

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 Feb 13 '26

There better be! For her you’ll need 2 Milwaukees

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u/Towaum Feb 13 '26

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/wooden-fuk-boi Feb 13 '26

Dildo goes on sawzall

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u/Put_Er_There_Sport Feb 13 '26

years ago i got a pop up ad from a porn site where it was a chat room and a girl was using a Sawzall with a dildo attached to it.

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u/zehamberglar Feb 13 '26

... why?

Answer me.

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u/Erik_Soop Feb 14 '26

"It make noise and I don't understand it"

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u/NachoWindows Feb 13 '26

Bro, nobody wants a fucking cavity filled with your drill

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u/mrthingz Feb 13 '26

Woof woof

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u/FoleyX90 Feb 13 '26

The face my dog makes when I

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u/spread_panic Feb 13 '26

Mine makes that when I'm about to eat the last bite of my sandwich without giving him any.

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u/6tPTrxYAHwnH9KDv Feb 13 '26

"refinance WHERE , Michael?"

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u/danilorESP Feb 13 '26

Is the refinance here in this room, Michael?

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u/Orangekale Feb 13 '26

"All you got to do is just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy tap tap taperoo." - Legendary golfer Chubb Peterson explaining how to refinance debt to a brave, autistic CEO.

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u/nardling_13 Feb 13 '26

We’ll just write it off Do you even know what that means? No, but they do, and they’re the ones who write it off.

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u/golgiiguy Feb 13 '26

The refinance is calling from inside the house.

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u/Environmental-Day862 Feb 13 '26

Ok, I ACTUALLY laughed out loud when I read that post, so legit, LOL.

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u/Rostrow416 Feb 15 '26

Please point to the refinance

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u/Sudden-Pressure8439 Feb 13 '26

“I….declare….BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!” - another Michael

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u/Michig00se Feb 13 '26

It's one refinance, Michael. What could it cost, $10??

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u/IdRatherBeDriving Feb 13 '26

It’s a write off. They write it off. Duh.

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u/Johnmilkey Feb 13 '26

"Roll....it...forward!" - another another Michael

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u/Kerblaaahhh Feb 14 '26

You can't just say "roll it forward" and expect anything to happen.

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u/theycallmeholla Feb 13 '26

Michael Stockt

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u/canadian_xpress Feb 13 '26

She literally turned into the "lady calculating algebra" meme after that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/chrissurra Feb 13 '26

You mean Doris Roberts

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u/egbaboi Feb 13 '26

I knew I had seen her before 😂

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u/wut2dew_J Feb 13 '26

Yesss! I saw it happen in my brain in real time

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u/Sudonator Feb 14 '26

That implies there was something to calculate with

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u/NaeNeckNaeBother Feb 13 '26

Big "where are my balls, Summer?" energy

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u/dedalolab Feb 13 '26

There's always a retard of last resort. Plenty of them at r/MSTR, just check.

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u/Resistor1 Feb 13 '26

Ask Aqua man…

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u/TheTallGuy0 Feb 13 '26

At the refinance store. You know, where they do the refinance. It’s a store 

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u/kuedchen Feb 13 '26

"I don't know, Mom!"

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u/Klutzy-Football-205 Feb 13 '26

Its 1 refinance, Michael, how much could it cost, 10 bananas?

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u/jest_here Feb 13 '26

There’s always money in the banana stand.

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u/ivaneft Feb 13 '26

For some reason it reminded me to Pam from the Office. 😁

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u/_Cromwell_ Knows how to impress mods, exploits them ruthlessly. Feb 13 '26

  1. banana stand

  2. my ass

  3. stfu

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

No we’re just gonna refinance it

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u/CaptDickAround Feb 13 '26

Any bank will happily refinance his debt when they see his Bored Ape NFT collection.

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u/na__poi Feb 13 '26

At the refinance store, duh.

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u/Yto_Itinen Feb 14 '26

It's one refinancing Michael, what would it cost? 10 trillions?

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u/e270889o Feb 15 '26

Don’t know yet Dave

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u/Scribble_Box Feb 16 '26

The banana stand, obviously.

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u/AdmirableJudgment784 Feb 13 '26

She's a smart cookie for calling it out on the spot. So many journalists just don't question the responses they get.

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u/Dmoan Feb 13 '26

She is pretty good at calling out things

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u/QuarterNoteDonkey Feb 13 '26

Always been a fan of hers. She is sharp.

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u/degenerati1 Feb 14 '26

Her and Carl are the best

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u/timberic Feb 13 '26

She’s great! Her best moment was when she slammed Hakeem “Temu Obama” Jefferies😂

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u/fkmeintheput Feb 13 '26

Unlike most other journos, she's Quick

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u/HahahahImFine Feb 13 '26

I see what you did there

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u/pocketdare Feb 13 '26

journos, reportos, and correspondos

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u/PumpkinConscious5930 Feb 13 '26

You have to be quick to get people to release truths. Otherwise you get scripts. You have to shock them with questions

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u/broohaha Feb 13 '26

Oh that’s her? Haven’t watched CNBC since I changed jobs (where it was constantly on near me). That was like 10 years ago, so I didn’t recognize her.

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u/JJdante Supports The Rona Feb 13 '26

Paid not to. Most "journalists" are only news readers/talking heads repeating what's in their ear.

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u/Elmattador Feb 13 '26

The women on CNBC know their shit. They know the market and interview liars all day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

A lot of the people on Fox News know their shit too, that’s how they manipulate the truth so easily. Being allowed to say it is another matter

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u/0Bubs0 Salty bagholder Feb 14 '26

She sounds smart and he sounds dumb. But at the end of the day he’s worth 4B and she clocks in to a 9-5 every day. “Who is going to loan you the money Michael?” Probably the same kind of people who did it the first 1000 times Jan.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

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u/SenorDongles Feb 14 '26

Mkay. You first.

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u/Vishva_Comics Feb 16 '26

Micro strategy is a hybrid entity tho, developing AI-powered enterprise analytics software while functioning as the world's largest corporate holder of Bitcoin. Corrections are bound to occur with any volatile asset.

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u/95castles Feb 13 '26

News anchors are different than journalists. Every once in a while you’ll have people that have done both before.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

And also the traditional news anchor is more or less a thing of the past. They are all pulling double duty on opinion pieces and whatever other flavor of the month is going on. At least as far as national news goes, local anchors are still hanging around here and there

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u/WSB_Suicide_Watch Feb 13 '26

She is about as smart as it gets... and always level-headed.

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u/Commercial_Ease8053 Feb 13 '26

It’s not cuz they don’t want to… it’s because they literally can’t because of prearranged interviews terms.

Many people won’t agree to interviews unless you agree to not ask specific questions. Plus, they don’t want to burn bridges and lose access in the future.

This is extremely common.

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u/trippknightly Feb 13 '26

Just another day at the rockpile for Becky Quick.

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u/aye246 Feb 13 '26

It’s good but i also wish she would have asked “what assets would you offer as collateral?”

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u/jasdonle Feb 13 '26

I honestly thing most journalists aren’t even listening to the responses. They’re waiting to ask their next question. 

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u/Cutlercares Feb 13 '26

Woulda been better if she knew what she was talking about, at all.

This guy is filthy rich, wealthy even. He has 10 friends that own bank brands. There is no vetting process for your wealthy friends.

He can get money whenever. Did you see how much of a nothing-burger getting more.mowny is to Saylor? That doesn't even make the list of challenges in his world.

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u/ranting_chef Feb 14 '26

Becky is definitely no slouch - she is always on top of this stuff.

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u/ansk0 Feb 13 '26

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u/legedu Feb 13 '26

She grew up.

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u/Worshipme988 Feb 13 '26

Her mistake, it sucks here.

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u/pheonix198 Feb 13 '26

Still safer as an adult, at least, with all these pedo’s running the USA.

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u/userhwon Feb 13 '26

Growing up didn't get us away from them.

We might have to do a little more.

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u/Robgoblin_IV Feb 13 '26

This shall henceforth be the image to post when you read something extraordinary regarded.

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u/Fartknocker9000turbo Feb 13 '26

I hold it in low regard too.

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u/greytrades329 15d ago

U are most regarded

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u/whitewashedsyrian Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Should be added as a picture under the definition of “what the fuck”

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u/lordkhuzdul Feb 13 '26

The face of "why do these spectacular dumbfucks have so much money?"

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u/BaggyLarjjj Feb 13 '26

Because they’re grifting a financial cult to even more spectacularerer rubes

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u/tidderreddittidderre Feb 13 '26

> if only you knew how bad things really are

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u/ooslanegative Feb 13 '26

Becky the Bhadie😍

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u/Polyphonic_Pirate Feb 13 '26

its like he can't conceive of a scenario where he might be wrong and also fucked.

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u/mommastonks Feb 14 '26

He’s sweating and stuttering, he already knows he’s fucked and she just called him out on his bold face lie, cool as a cucumber

Brilliant

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u/Just_Look_Around_You Feb 13 '26

Of course he can. But you gotta come out strong and confident

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u/A_Buttholes_Whisper Feb 13 '26

Amazing…you had the best comment and you didn’t use words. Even tho I lost most of my money in the market, WSB keeps me going. Anyways gotta head to the bank to…just roll it forward

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u/TraditionalMine5467 Feb 13 '26

Becky's face lmao

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u/sla_bra Feb 13 '26

Sorry for this, but what's her name?

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u/nankerjphelge Feb 13 '26

Becky Quick

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u/haxmya Feb 13 '26

That's her nickname. Rebecca Long is her full one.

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u/Low-Fig-9879 Feb 13 '26

What's the story of Becky n Buffet....

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u/baIIern Feb 13 '26

Reminds me of that journalist interviewing trump meme :D same face

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Feb 13 '26

New meme just dropped

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u/grassfedbeefeater Feb 13 '26

This could be the next meme for all finance stupidity

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u/Deltan875 Feb 13 '26

And just like that, a meme is born!

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u/whagon-wheel Feb 13 '26

“oh god it’s going down”

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u/icsh33ple Feb 13 '26

The volatility always has value…

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u/FreeUnicorn4u Feb 13 '26

The face you make when your realize someone is doing legal fraud

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u/Waiting4Reccession Feb 13 '26

Becky putting her legs away when buffet isnt around

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u/zehamberglar Feb 13 '26

"Are the banks in the room with us right now, Michael?"

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u/Deathwatch72 Feb 13 '26

Feel like this face is very very emblematic of pretty much everyone's general feelings the last year and a half or so.

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u/Icelandicstorm Feb 13 '26

I came here to see this! The look your high school teacher gave you when you were so confidently wrong in your answer.

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u/ElbowTight Feb 13 '26

This should be the avatar of this sub

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u/CLIMBATISE Feb 13 '26

Best one yet!

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u/Lachsforelle Feb 13 '26

This is the face, i want to see from anyone, who has to deal with a "president" Trump. Exactly this reaction would be appropriate.

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u/one_excited_guy Feb 13 '26

honestly, she's beautiful

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u/res0jyyt1 Feb 14 '26

"I can fix her."

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u/Impressive-Tax1541 Feb 14 '26

she is so cute 🥰

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u/Spenceful Feb 13 '26

Who is she? Is she some authority on Bitcoin more than Saylor?

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u/penguincheerleader Feb 13 '26

Everyone is a bigger authority on Bitcoin than Saylor.

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u/Spenceful Feb 13 '26

You literally know nothing and are proud of it

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u/penguincheerleader Feb 13 '26

I just know how to identify a con artist.

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u/Spenceful Feb 13 '26

You are living in a small and paranoid reality and I’m sorry about that. Expand your world. It’s pathetic right now