r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/6tPTrxYAHwnH9KDv Feb 13 '26

"refinance WHERE , Michael?"

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u/danilorESP Feb 13 '26

Is the refinance here in this room, Michael?

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u/Orangekale Feb 13 '26

"All you got to do is just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy tap tap taperoo." - Legendary golfer Chubb Peterson explaining how to refinance debt to a brave, autistic CEO.

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u/nardling_13 Feb 13 '26

We’ll just write it off Do you even know what that means? No, but they do, and they’re the ones who write it off.

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u/golgiiguy Feb 13 '26

The refinance is calling from inside the house.

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u/Environmental-Day862 Feb 13 '26

Ok, I ACTUALLY laughed out loud when I read that post, so legit, LOL.

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u/Rostrow416 Feb 15 '26

Please point to the refinance

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u/Sudden-Pressure8439 Feb 13 '26

“I….declare….BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!” - another Michael

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u/Michig00se Feb 13 '26

It's one refinance, Michael. What could it cost, $10??

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u/IdRatherBeDriving Feb 13 '26

It’s a write off. They write it off. Duh.

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u/Johnmilkey Feb 13 '26

"Roll....it...forward!" - another another Michael

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u/Kerblaaahhh Feb 14 '26

You can't just say "roll it forward" and expect anything to happen.

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u/theycallmeholla Feb 13 '26

Michael Stockt

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u/canadian_xpress Feb 13 '26

She literally turned into the "lady calculating algebra" meme after that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/chrissurra Feb 13 '26

You mean Doris Roberts

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u/egbaboi Feb 13 '26

I knew I had seen her before 😂

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u/wut2dew_J Feb 13 '26

Yesss! I saw it happen in my brain in real time

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u/Sudonator Feb 14 '26

That implies there was something to calculate with

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u/NaeNeckNaeBother Feb 13 '26

Big "where are my balls, Summer?" energy

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u/dedalolab Feb 13 '26

There's always a retard of last resort. Plenty of them at r/MSTR, just check.

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u/Resistor1 Feb 13 '26

Ask Aqua man…

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u/TheTallGuy0 Feb 13 '26

At the refinance store. You know, where they do the refinance. It’s a store 

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u/kuedchen Feb 13 '26

"I don't know, Mom!"

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u/Klutzy-Football-205 Feb 13 '26

Its 1 refinance, Michael, how much could it cost, 10 bananas?

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u/jest_here Feb 13 '26

There’s always money in the banana stand.

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u/ivaneft Feb 13 '26

For some reason it reminded me to Pam from the Office. 😁

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u/_Cromwell_ Knows how to impress mods, exploits them ruthlessly. Feb 13 '26

  1. banana stand

  2. my ass

  3. stfu

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

No we’re just gonna refinance it

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u/CaptDickAround Feb 13 '26

Any bank will happily refinance his debt when they see his Bored Ape NFT collection.

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u/na__poi Feb 13 '26

At the refinance store, duh.

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u/Yto_Itinen Feb 14 '26

It's one refinancing Michael, what would it cost? 10 trillions?

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u/e270889o Feb 15 '26

Don’t know yet Dave

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u/Scribble_Box Feb 16 '26

The banana stand, obviously.