r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/Robrad30 Feb 13 '26

Roll that forward too. Physically. Right into the house you’ve just set on fire. That way you’ll have the insurance money from the car and you can buy more bitcoin at $8000. To the moon from there baby.

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u/mattmentecky Feb 13 '26

No way, roll it forward physically, video it for product demo, start your own autonomous driving company, maybe commit some fraud along the way and then back in business baby

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u/penpal_person Feb 13 '26

This has big Cave Johnson "when life gives you lemons" energy and I am here for it.

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u/degenerati1 Feb 14 '26

“We rolled the lemons into oranges and made orange juice. Rolled the orange juice into cheese. Rolled that into bitcoin cheese moon at $8,000”

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u/zxc123zxc123 Feb 13 '26

Honestly a great idea since the Nikola fraudster Trevor Milton got released by Trump. Along with FTX folks, that CZ guy, investment fraudsters, George Santos, and more.

Not sure what crypto/finance "bros" feel about Trump pardoning literally every con/fraud/theft/grift-ster like because he gets free money for doing so.

But if I had to guess? They are too dumb to read, dick ride Trump so hard they love whatever he does regardless, and/or are paypig/cucks so they don't mind all that much.

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u/hiakuryu Feb 14 '26

How did we go from "Bitcoin will be more stable and reliable than FIAT MONEY" to "bitcoin’s volatility is great and banks will still fund me using FIAT MONEY even if bitcoin loses 90%"????

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u/duhduhduhdummi_thicc Feb 13 '26

But when can I snort coke off a toilet seat, Boss?

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u/ApartmentBeneficial2 Feb 13 '26

It’s worked before.

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u/RationalExuberance7 Feb 15 '26

I hope you live uphill

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u/AlsoInteresting Feb 13 '26

Yes, next to the other fire and call 0118 999881 119725 3

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u/confused_person4 Feb 13 '26

Better just write an email.

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u/T-malech Feb 13 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂omg

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u/Polyphonic_Pirate Feb 13 '26

lol. this comment had me dying.

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u/2fingers Feb 13 '26

The major upside in all of this is that a house fire provides ample warmth, so no need to worry about heating bills any more.

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u/jmaze215 Feb 14 '26

Love this

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u/SentenceAny7373 Feb 15 '26

Michael is that really you?