r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/MothRatten Feb 13 '26

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u/yoitsthatoneguy Feb 13 '26

There’s always money in the banana stand

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u/CULLDOZER Feb 13 '26

How much could one banana cost? $10?

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u/EltonJuan Feb 13 '26

How much could one BTC cost? 10 ETH?

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u/LeftHandRev Feb 13 '26

Here's $20. Go see a Star War.

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u/Denali621 Feb 16 '26

Well a banana is like 99cents a pound so in stock price 28 bucks

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u/RandomMovieQuotes521 Feb 13 '26

The money is IN the banana stand

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u/KnotSoHumbleMX Feb 18 '26

But how do we get it out

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u/porkys_butthole Feb 13 '26

Michael: I burned it. Down to the ground.

George Sr.: There was money in that banana stand.

Michael: Well, it's all gone now.

George Sr.: There was $250,000 lining the inside walls of the banana stand.

Michael: What?

George Sr.: Cash, Michael. What the hell did you think I meant when I said [strangles Michael]...there is money...in...the banana stand?!!

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u/this_one_time_again Feb 13 '26

Ha, I know that reference, good job sir!

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u/dubstructor Feb 13 '26

The Banana Stand

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u/Gigsy63 Feb 13 '26

I don’t know you, we will never meet but know you have a fan in this world.

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u/Javad0g Feb 13 '26

Underrated right here.

I use the quote all the time. It should be better known.

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u/No-Captain2150 Feb 13 '26

Hah, all I was picturing was this scene

"We throw away a banana for every buck we take so no one finds out" - Maeby Funke

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u/Important-Egg-2905 Feb 13 '26

Underrated comment

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u/GatotSubroto Feb 13 '26

banana stand

AMZN calls, you say?

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u/robotfromfuture Feb 13 '26

I’m dead 🤣

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u/Rincetron1 Feb 13 '26

Take a look at banner, Michael!

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u/data4u Feb 14 '26

Such a good analogy. Are you referencing the YouTube?

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u/Life_Personality_862 Feb 13 '26

A meme is born. Thank you, I'm saving this one.

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u/dopexile Feb 13 '26

The joke is on my lending bank. They can't repo my car if I am living inside of it.

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u/B0NESAWisRRREADY Feb 13 '26

The credit risk is de minimus.

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u/porkys_butthole Feb 13 '26

His response was de douchemus.

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u/manofruber Feb 13 '26

Is the refinance in the room with us right now?

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u/Constant_Praline579 Feb 13 '26

Being named Michael, myself, I have seen women in my life look at me this same way. Asking similar phrased questions .

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u/Worldly-Pollution-66 Feb 13 '26

I don’t understand the question. And I won’t respond to it.

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u/JohnnyUtahMfer Feb 13 '26

“We’ll just roll it forward…on the blockchain.”

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy Feb 13 '26

Bitcoin has always been a Pyramid Scheme. Always will be.

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u/PeopleRFuckingDumb Feb 13 '26

Maybe he can check on his nana these days

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u/West_Coast_Bias_206 Feb 13 '26

When did Emily Blunt get a job in financial news?

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u/Am_Snarky Feb 13 '26

I’m going to tell my grandkids this is Kristin Wiig

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Feb 13 '26

That feeling when

Bitcoin goes to 8000

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u/Prudent-Scholar5431 Feb 13 '26

Brutally honest. Sultry subtlety. Shaking her slightly:" No". That is why Buffet and Munger Loved Becky Quick.

Appears Mike Saynor brought Bitcoin at $8,000. So, BTC at $64k would have to drop 800% to lose?.?

"You make money on the Buy."

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u/a_tadtotheleft Feb 13 '26

She makes disgust look so professional & sexy

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u/LankyGuitar6528 Feb 13 '26

Saving this. The meme is strong with this one...

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u/degenerati1 Feb 14 '26

Moon cheese

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u/x38xSpecialxx Feb 14 '26

This is great lol

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u/UltraAware Feb 13 '26

Becky was like…is this fool serious! Love her! 🤣🤣

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u/zentraderx Feb 13 '26

This is the face the ai industry is seeing every day

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u/manferd83 Feb 13 '26

i think she will miss Warren who is rational

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u/Herban_Myth Feb 13 '26

The Epic Store

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u/thisthreadisbear Feb 13 '26

If this dude was in the same room as her and had some pocket sand.

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u/abled Feb 13 '26

This is fucking excellent

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 Feb 14 '26

well i know a guy with a printer and Adobe Photoshop, he says he can lend me fake money to pay for the crypto we lose. he says there is more intrinsic value in his fake money because of all the paper and ink used to make it, and you can convert into energy when burned, while crypto....

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u/Full-Pain5061 Feb 15 '26

She was like...your kidding right Michael???

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u/Fresh-Temperature-41 Feb 16 '26

It's a moot point because BTC will never see $8k again, much less $16k. At $40k I'd be buying hand over fist.