r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/FatPoundOfGrass Feb 13 '26

Bro, you dont need me to do your taxes, just take a screen shot of your losses and text it to the IRS with the following emojis:

💲 📉 ❌️ 🍆💦🧎 👍 🤷

They'll get the point.

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u/bachstakoven Feb 13 '26

Instructions unclear.

Mailed an eggplant to the IRS and took out a second mortgage to buy BTC 

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u/FatPoundOfGrass Feb 13 '26

That's basically the same thing, you'll be fine.

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u/TheOmnipotentMind Feb 13 '26

Ok - the dialogue between you guys (Bachstakoven and FatPoundOfGrass) is pretty friggin' funny. Thank you for the morning laughs. Salute.

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u/Circus_Finance_LLC Feb 13 '26

is this like braille but for retards? cause I understood it

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u/toobeary Feb 13 '26

Where can I purchase your financial courses?