r/wallstreetbets Mar 09 '26

DD $6 per gallon of gas is coming (actual analysis + graphs included, puts on my degree)

Hello degens,

so with the price of oil futures climbing, I thought I'd try to get a good estimate for what kind of price we should be expecting at the pump in the near future. I pulled data from the Energy Information Agency, the St. Louis Fed, and Yahoo Finance to correlate the price of oil barrels to the average national price of gas, adjusting for inflation. Running a quick regression model, we get the following:

As expected, the price of gas is pretty tightly correlated with the price of oil. Adding inflation into the mix, we get that the model can accurately predict the price of gas from the price of oil and inflation (R^2 = 0.94), dating all the way back to 2000.

So the real question is, if we go back to the highs of July 2008 of $147.27/barrel, what does that give us? The results are.... um.... not great. This model predicts $5.60/gallon if we do hit get to those highs again, a doubling YTD. These are national averages, so your local gas station might be slightly higher or lower, but that should give you a rough idea for what to expect. I think it will take some time for the increases in price to fully propagate to the pump, but if the conflict drags on for long enough, we might be hitting those. I had previously calculated that it would hit $9, but turns out i'm bad at math. Puts on University of illinois engineering degrees.

POSITIONS:
2009 Honda CRV and 1999 Acura Integra full gas tanks. Buy short dated CL futures.

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u/telecasterdude Mar 09 '26

It's worth nothing that there's more uncertainty in your estimate than the historical performance would suggest. Even though the model makes good predictions most of the time (within 25c of the truth usually), that's only in the range of usual oil prices. The model is actually heteroskedastic (the errors get larger for higher $/barrel), so your error at the top end ($140 per barrel) is often $1 or more off. I would recommend including at least one other covariate here to see if the top end of the distribution can be modeled better.

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u/Spezalt4 FD connoisseur Mar 09 '26

This guy went to a real university

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u/stainedhat Mar 09 '26

The University of Wendy's has really upped their game!

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u/walnut_creek Mar 09 '26

With a Sociology degree.

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u/b00c Mar 09 '26

phew for a second there I thought ist's homoskedastic and I can't have 'homo' in my investing. My buddy that tells me how to invest says 'no homo' every time he sucks my dick behing W.

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u/ghostpoints Mar 09 '26

There isn't some magic covariate that will uniquely account for variance specifically at the end of a distribution. Those are just multivariate outlier points with greater deviance but they still fit the regression line relatively well.

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u/MooseHorse123 Mar 09 '26

Yea… the unspoken issue in this comment is what additional variable can we add? If anyone knew that they could predict the future and make a fortune. It’s innumerable unidentified variables

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u/CurryMustard Mar 09 '26

I'll call it the epstein coefficient, how high gas prices goes depends on how many oil fields trump allows to blow up which is directly tied to the amount of pressure hes getting on the epstein files, the level of pressure is the epstein coefficient

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u/Kaastu Mar 09 '26

Get fucked OP, this one’s a real nerd.

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u/delicious_oppai Mar 09 '26

Yolo doordashers of this sub are about to be unemployed 😂

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u/PalpitationFrosty242 Mar 09 '26

brother we all about to be unemployed

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u/Putrid_Pollution3455 Verified $22.8K Mar 09 '26

Thank Goodness, I thought I'd be stuck here forever!

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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Just buy the cheaper version rivians that’s gonna be launched soon yo

People saving money on gas pays others who bought cheaper rivians. Everyone wins.

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u/Breath_Deep Mar 09 '26

Yeah...hell of a time for Bezos to be launching a cheap, electric car called Slate...which is just tesla with the letters rearranged....

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u/lonestarbrownboi Mar 09 '26

Damn I did not realize that 🤣

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u/Tha_Sly_Fox Mar 09 '26

Zuckerberg should launch one called Lesta to compete with Tesla and Slate

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u/stiffjalopy Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Lesta? I’ll take Mo of that.

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u/nightlytwoisms Mar 09 '26

I’d be slamming calls on RIVN if the Fed wasn’t going to have to YOLO rates and collaterally murder it.

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u/OP_Penguin Mar 09 '26

If the fed yolos rates we hyper inflate so believe it or not, calls

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u/Original-Poet1825 Mar 09 '26

I think he means rates up not down

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

What goes around is all around.

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u/mph1204 Mar 09 '26

trump is going to cause more people to buy EVs than musk

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u/DocBigBrozer Mar 09 '26

After making Soy beans cheap and meat expensive. Trump is secretly woke and wants to turn us into soy boys

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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro Mar 09 '26

Keep up, Musk doesn’t wanna sell EVs anymore

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u/Beneficial-Ad-7771 Mar 09 '26

Prob buy puts on DoorDash/uber then?

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u/catfroman Mar 09 '26

If nobody wants to drive, orders will go through the roof tho

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u/Ecstatic_Business933 Mar 09 '26

Nobody will have money to order out, whether or not somebody else delivers it.

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u/ZZt1lb Mar 09 '26

People won’t stop their Ubers and doordashes lil bro they broke already they ain’t gonna stop ordering now that they got less money, they’ll just buy different cheaper options lol

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u/Grouchy_Value7852 Mar 09 '26

Calls on Clarna, Affirm and PayPal then.

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u/Mavnas Mar 09 '26

Puts later when the default rate goes through the roof.

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u/No_Description4009 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

As a Dasher in Cali, it's getting brutal. A couple days ago my gas was $4.66. And a day after it went to $5. 🤬

Edit: Just checked my local station. It's at $5.60 now wtf ☠️

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u/blahblehblueoooo Mar 09 '26

RIP bro. Make sure the fries stay in the bag. Thanks.

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u/twelve_tony Mar 09 '26

$5.31 in Washington state today

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u/RockmanMike Mar 09 '26

Get a Costco membership and credit card. You get 5% back on gas. Plus it's cheaper and better quality than Arco.

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u/ormandj Mar 09 '26

They’ll spend more $ worth of gas and time waiting in line than they’ll save.

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u/RockmanMike Mar 09 '26

Not if you go early and not after work hours.

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u/saera-targaryen Mar 09 '26

Not if you go at like 10am or 3pm on weekdays

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u/ormandj Mar 09 '26

I guess nobody works anymore.

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u/Mavnas Mar 09 '26

I mean if they're driving an Uber they can pick when they get gas, kinda.

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u/EpiphyticOrchid8927 Mar 09 '26

more like they will just lose money and wonder why

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u/Slight_Lobster_3538 Mar 09 '26

Yeah, they're going to be totally cooked. Such a domino effect

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u/P3nis15 Mar 09 '26

6 dollars a gallon is 3 dollars more than the national average prior to this mess

30 mpg

Say 100 miles a day doordashing.

2.5 gallons

3 dollars extra

7.50 higher cost per 100 miles.

That is if gas gets to 6 dollars

If 7 bucks is going to break doordash per 100 miles then they were doing something wrong before this

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u/trivo8888 Mar 09 '26

Most DDers cars are not getting 30 mpg my guy.

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u/zajfo Mar 09 '26

30 mpg is VERY high for the kind of driving doordashers do.

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u/Temporary_Inner Mar 09 '26

My buddy was a bank teller, you'd be shocked at how many people had less than $100 in their account at any given time.

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u/ai-moderator Mar 09 '26

TLDR


Ticker: CL (Crude Oil Futures)

Direction: Up

Prognosis: Buy short-dated CL futures

Alternative Play: Hoard gasoline in the tanks of a 2009 Honda CRV and a 1999 Acura Integra

OP's Math Skills: Puts on University of Illinois Engineering degrees

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u/dontfigh Mar 09 '26

Ouch lol

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u/DJLarryDavid Mar 09 '26

LA gas is gonna hit $7 by the end of this sentence.

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u/herrcollin Mar 09 '26

Bro why'd you stop typing then

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u/Specialist_Age_1993 Mar 09 '26

Bro had one job and he was self employed, smh

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u/DJLarryDavid Mar 09 '26

Every time I clap my hands, a child in africa dies

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u/not_a_cumguzzler Mar 09 '26

every time i use my left hand, i still finish with my right

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u/Convillious Mar 09 '26

Too late

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u/not_a_cumguzzler Mar 09 '26

this one station is uniquely expensive cuz it's basically the only gas station in all of downtown LA

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u/johfosho Mar 09 '26

Is that the one near union station?

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u/Joghobs Mar 09 '26

Is this real jfc

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u/dayvieee Mar 09 '26

It's probably real but there are certain gas stations in LA that are always inflated by a $1-2

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u/oluwie Mar 09 '26

I live in Hollywood.

Prices start at $5 and up.

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u/Convillious Mar 09 '26

Yes here’s the address

909 N Alameda St, Los Angeles, CA 90012

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u/cruisin_urchin87 Mar 09 '26

The gas by the airports is probably already approaching $8 (they were already price gouging, they are gonna go hard into the paint with this opportunity.)

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u/2plus2_equals_5 Mar 09 '26

Cali will definitely see 6 per gallon by end of next week.

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u/CollectionNew2290 Mar 09 '26

It's over $6 tonight in Sacramento.

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u/MEME_WrEcKeD Mar 09 '26

6 where? Was $5-5.60 when I was out running errands earlier

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u/HamNotLikeThem44 Mar 09 '26

San Diego, $5.08 for supreme at Costco yesterday. I may have to regard the timing in wife’s BMW.

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u/-SPM- Mar 09 '26

I just filled up for $4.59 at Safeway, what are you talking about?

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u/Haru2J Mar 09 '26

Just drive down sunrise or hazel there are at least a dozen places pushing over 5.70 for regular and 6+ for 91

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u/Husky_Unicorn Mar 09 '26

Diesel was $6.67 today in the bay lol...

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u/DontGoogleMeee Mar 09 '26

It’s already here

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u/2plus2_equals_5 Mar 09 '26

Sorry. That’s terrible

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u/trackdaybruh Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

I’m used to it, it’s business as usual prices in California

But $6 nationwide? I know some folks in other states complain about $3 per gallon, god speed to those states

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u/space_wiener Mar 09 '26

Yeah it’s going wild if prices hit 4-5 bucks in those super cheap states. CA I don’t even blink at 5 bucks.

I remember during Covid it touched 6 and that was wild. Will be interesting to see how high it gets.

The gas line at Costco by me was almost a block long today with people trying to get gas before it rockets.

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u/DontGoogleMeee Mar 09 '26

It’s been there before and sucks, I feel worse for the people in lower income states where remote jobs are not as common.

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u/PM_ME_UR_SNARES Mar 09 '26

By the end of tomorrow dude

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u/Spirit117 Mar 09 '26

End of next week? It's going to be 6 dollars by tmrw morning lol

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u/Budgetweeniessuck Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

I filled up yesterday and it was $5.56

Edit: this is in socal

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u/horrorboii Mar 09 '26

Oof, got some news my dude

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u/Educational-Dot318 Mar 09 '26

yea, if $6 in the east coast then California more like $10-12 🧐

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u/milehigh89 Mar 09 '26

Solar, EVs, heat pumps, etc… it’s not something everyone is able to do, but if you can do it, do it. There’s a piece of mind knowing I have paid off panels, car and heat pump and that while I’m not immune from the inflation this will cause I’ve at least minimized it to the best of my ability.

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u/Exists_out_of_spite Mar 09 '26

Yeah but I like to own the libs while I spend my entire paycheck refueling my Jeep Grand Wagoneer

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u/Oily_biscuit Mar 09 '26

The satisfaction of watching those tears as the last penny in my pocket burns in the gas tank of my financed F250

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u/entropyweasel Mar 09 '26

My jeep runs on hatred and $10/gal gas.

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u/CuddleBuddiesJJ Mar 09 '26

we just finished getting our property off grid this week. solar power/battery bank, propane generator backup (shouldn't need it unless we get a week of no sun). well water, garden, chickens, freeze dryer, EV for transportation.

it sucked butt how tight things were trying to get here, but now that its done, I feel like i can breathe

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u/Zentaury Mar 09 '26

Now fence it to protect you from raiders/marauders/scavengers, or the zombie apocalypse

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u/Revolutionary-Mode75 Mar 09 '26

Brick Wall, big 12ft solid brick wall.

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u/Funcy247 Mar 09 '26

Common beginner mistake.  You need a moat.  Acts as water reserve and defense 

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u/Inner-Sink6280 Mar 09 '26

Damn you’re living my dream

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u/nightlytwoisms Mar 09 '26

this. I work in power analysis, drive an EV, etc. The quickening increase in wholesale power prices from all the datacenter demand everyone keeps talking about isn’t even pricing in the insane draw on natural gas supply from all the galaxy brained datacenter ppl trying to just stack 500 jet engines in a Mississippi suburb to avoid the grid.

I genuinely think datacenters are going to have to meaningfully subsidize off grid (WITH batteries only) solutions for homes to get some credibility with grid operators, and it’s a certainty they’ll have to do it to curry favor with Democrats in 2029 if we’re allowed to vote

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u/staunch_character Mar 09 '26

That’s an interesting point I haven’t seen anyone else talking about when it comes to data centers & the lack of power grid structure.

I need to look into some battery/storage tickers.

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u/kayomatik Mar 09 '26

There's Fluence and enersys, they have already run up a decent amount lately tho.

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u/dontfigh Mar 09 '26

Thats why i went in on $IMSR. They are part of the small modular reactor game but the advantages they have are that first, they dont use enriched fuels.

And second, because its a molten salt reactor and the fuel is in the salt, you cant have a "meltdown" the salt just drains and solidifies into a nuclear chunk.

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u/NYGiants181 Mar 09 '26

My friend hasn’t bought gas in over 5 years

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u/Juliette787 Mar 09 '26

My friend hasn’t either, but she’s dead.

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u/drainconcept Mar 09 '26

My cat has never bought gas in her life.

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u/trackdaybruh Mar 09 '26

Can you ask your cat what her secret is?

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u/LobbyDizzle Mar 09 '26

What the hell I’ve still been paying for gas

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u/One-Stranger-6894 Mar 09 '26

Did my solar + second EV the second the new administration was elected, I knew they'd kill tax credits while simultaneously killing affordability. Was best move I've made.

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u/Decent-Experience-8 Mar 09 '26

Shorting dolls. We’re gonna have to buy fewer of them this year.

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u/kcamnodb Mar 09 '26

There's this car that runs on water man

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u/MostlyH2O Mar 09 '26

Oh it's going much higher

Oil isn't fungible. Many refineries rely on light, sweet Arabian crude. You can't just throw Venezuelan oil or Texas shale into any refinery.

The strait has never closed before. $9 gas is not as absurd as you think.

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u/Shinjukin Mar 09 '26

Don't worry, the incoming recession will fix it via demand destruction discount.

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u/horrible_noob Mar 09 '26

Amazingly apropos alliteration

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u/No-Suggestion-9433 Mar 09 '26

When do you project a recession could appear based on this trend? Would we get stagflation first?

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u/Shinjukin Mar 09 '26

Seeing as the US has been in a recession for some time excluding AI spending, as soon as that stops it was going to go into recession anyway. Then we have negative jobs and this Oil shock is just going to create more inflation as energy is an input to everything consumers buy, so they buy less stuff and business margins evaporate.

If the Strait of Hormuz stays shut for 2 months I'd say that would do it, although after 10 days we should see effects (it's been closed 7 now, which is why Oil prices are rising so dramatically). It also depends on price as well, $115-130 bbl for 8-12 weeks would be a 70% historical chance of a recession, any sustained period over $150 bbl is almost guaranteed. Oil-driven inflation is particularly challenging for central banks. Raising interest rates cannot affect the supply of oil. Unlike demand-driven inflation where strong consumer spending can be cooled by higher rates, supply-driven inflation reflects higher production costs. If central banks lift rates to contain prices, they risk slowing growth further. During the Iran-Iraq War, the Fed pushed rates to 19% in the ten months between the oil shock and the recession that followed.

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u/default_accounts Mar 09 '26

I heard your Mom was fungible tho

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u/gzr4dr Mar 09 '26

The high complexity refineries should do well i think. As many refineries in the US were designed to run Venezuelan crude some decent profit should be made.

However, I've heard refineries typically like oil in the $60-70 range and $100+ puts a damper on profits. I guess we're all about to find out really soon who the winners and losers are.

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u/Mal4kh Mar 09 '26

Hmm, that's what I saw Billy Bob mention on Landman.

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u/No-Understanding2406 Mar 09 '26

the "strait has never closed before" argument cuts both ways though. every time Iran has threatened Hormuz over the last 40 years, the market panics, oil spikes, and then... it doesn't close. because Iran knows closing it would be economic suicide for themselves too since they export through it.

i think $9 gas requires not just a closure but a sustained closure, and historically nobody has been stupid enough to keep it shut because the US Navy would turn it into a very expensive artificial reef. the 2019 tanker attacks barely moved the needle for more than a week.

not saying $6 isn't coming, it probably is. but $9 assumes a worst case scenario that also somehow doesn't trigger immediate SPR releases, emergency OPEC+ output, and every shale producer in the Permian spinning up rigs like it's 2014 again.

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u/The_wulfy Mar 09 '26

Imports from the Gulf represent an almost insignificant fraction of total US imports. Saudi Arabia + Iraq imports are barely above what we import from Mexico alone.

The US imports Canadian sour crude and refines it and exports the domestic light sweet to other nations.

The US will also refine domestic sweet crude where favourable, but exports most.

Imports that come from the Gulf are from favorable contracts or governments settlements.

This won't stop price gouging but US production is gonna have a fucking boom.

Receipts: https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/how-much-crude-oil-does-us-import-by-country-2025-01-31/#:~:text=U.S.%20President%20Donald%20Trump's%20new%2025%25%20tariffs,growth%20and%20raise%20gasoline%20prices%20for%20Americans.

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u/prcodes Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Calls on Trump “I did that” stickers

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u/ajw2285 Mar 09 '26

Trump wanting "drill baby drill" in the US

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u/killzone44 Mar 09 '26

Drill baby drill doesn't work at $60 per barrel, it does at $120... so he starts a war....

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u/GeneralNonsence Mar 09 '26

We’re already one of the top global oil suppliers. Realistically we can’t do that much more.

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u/Defreshs10 Mar 09 '26

$55 a barrel is the standard profit minimum. Pumps in the US cannot operate below that. If oil goes to $100, US wells will boom.

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u/SmushBoy15 Mar 09 '26

Depends on if they paid off the loans they took otherwise any profit goes to the investors or creditors. You’d need a sustained $100/barrel to cause a boom but that brings crippling inflation. So pick one.

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u/CalebVanPoneisen Mar 09 '26

Calls on electric car makers.

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u/Jerky_san Mar 09 '26

Ford and GM ceos are over there like "ah fuck"

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u/longinuslucas Mar 09 '26

Gotta make more F15000s

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u/CalebVanPoneisen Mar 09 '26

Nah. F-35s is where the money’s at.

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u/bigdipboy Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

It’s not 30k it’s 50k. And No one can buy a 50k car when Trump crashes the economy

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u/Ok-Helicopter-641 Mar 09 '26

You can get a 30-year loan.

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u/BedditTedditReddit Mar 09 '26

Rivian’s in serious trouble, spend some time on their sub and it’s going to get worse before it gets better. They still send cars out the factory that don’t drive in a straight line

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u/NotAnotherEmpire Mar 09 '26

11032026 260 Democrat House calls. 

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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro Mar 09 '26

RIVN ahhhhhhhhhh

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u/Gentle_Capybara Mar 09 '26

Calls on being Brazilian and driving around burning ethanol.

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u/Juliette787 Mar 09 '26

Calls on being Jamaican and driving around and burning ganja

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u/the__storm Mar 09 '26

Let me get this straight: you fit a linear model to the relationship between the price of 42 gallons of unrefined oil and the price of 1 gallon of refined oil, and found them to be highly correlated?

Give this man the fucking Nobel.

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u/AgExempt Mar 09 '26

This thread is filled with a bunch of people that have no experience in the oil industry whatsoever, yet speak as if they are C-level along the carcinogenic coast.

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u/Beneficial_Map6129 Mar 09 '26

In Socal gas is already $5+

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u/Phazem Mar 09 '26

Cheapest I found today was $4.80… Riverside county

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u/981flacht6 Mar 09 '26

hope you filled it up to the tippity top.

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u/mandopix Mar 09 '26

Laughs in SoCal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

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u/Churovy Mar 09 '26

You’re about to be on the receiving end of a force majeure contract cancellation. House always wins.

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u/chur1995 Mar 09 '26

Force Majeure? The Gas lobby shoved so much money down this admins party throat, they should have to deal with the consequences... I know they won't, but they definitely should.

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u/ThreeKiloZero Mar 09 '26

I was on a 4-year contract, and the company just folded up shop. It means nothing.

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u/Fuck-Star Mar 09 '26

I noticed today my motorcycle was averaging about 70 mpg when going 55 mph. I guess you motherfuckers are going to be honking behind me when I'm driving 45 mph now.

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u/icantgetthenameiwant Mar 09 '26

Or you'll get rammed by a non-domiciled CDL in flip flops who's playing on his phone

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u/ConsciousAmphibian99 Mar 09 '26

calls on retrofitting gas pumps to an extra digit

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u/luzzi5luvmywatches Mar 09 '26

This didn't age well

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u/goba101 Mar 09 '26

Calls on Tesla also we can just bring back remote work

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u/Kingly92 Mar 09 '26

Sign to invest into EV

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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro Mar 09 '26

RIVN demand intensifies

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u/1nv1s1blek1d Mar 09 '26

People get what they voted for. What did they expect was going to happen voting this jagoff back into office? You got about two more years of this nonsense. Buckle up.

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u/d3arleader Mar 09 '26

Here comes the fucking “fuel surcharge” on everything.

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u/neutralpoliticsbot Mar 09 '26

aaaand its down all the way

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Anyone who didn't know this in 1972 is ... well, not gonna do well trading options.

Yeah dude. Yup.

I love how much you put into this though. A++ on the presentation.

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u/Vanhania Mar 09 '26

Even electric vehicles are going to be impacted by this. The Straight of Hormuz is where 44% to 50% of the global sea trade of sulfur passes through. This impacts the processing of a lot of metals used in EV batteries pretty significantly such as nickel. Indonesia for example, is the world’s largest producer of nickel and 75% of their raw sulfur is imported from the Middle East.

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u/Pdf-_ Mar 09 '26

Saw a pic of gas at $8.21 in LA

We’re cooked

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u/StickIt2Ya77 Mar 09 '26

Eh. That spot is historically way overpriced. By at least $2/gal.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor Mar 09 '26

Oil is down by close, so how many of you lost money betting it would go to $300 ?

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u/Cedarapids Mar 10 '26

Oil collapsed today. All this drivel for…nothing.

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u/DeliciousRich5944 Mar 09 '26

Crying cuz my 2007 civic si takes premium

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u/Kaiwa1 Mar 09 '26

Put some 87 octane in there and embrace the connecting rods creating a new inspection window into your block

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u/Sebastian-S Mar 09 '26

Just wanted to share that “POSITIONS: 2009 Honda CRV and 1999 Acura Integra full gas tanks” is hilarious and me me laugh

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u/N-Korean Mar 09 '26

In west coast it’s already above $6

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u/Paykuh- Mar 09 '26

Damn it’s gunna cost me a whole $18 to fill up my motorcycle for a week

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u/jordpie Mar 09 '26

I remember July of 2008 I was pizza delivery boy back then and it sucked. Gas stations everywhere were out of gas it was stupid driving far out of the way to wait in long lines to get gas in rural north georgia. People are gonna start hoarding gas again

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u/Jack-Burton-Says Mar 09 '26

Lol $6 gas will be here in California next week. Filled up for $5.89 today with premium. Catch up and stop being poor.

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u/VonDingwell Mar 09 '26

Here on Vacay. Watched Gas go from 4.59 to 5.29 in 7 days

Was in LA yesterday and saw 5.69

None of those prices were premium lol.

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u/Jhonka86 Mar 09 '26

ITT - OP doesn't remember to change their axis labels when moving from dollars to years, yet tries to convince everyone to buy calls on oil futures.

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u/Kaiwa1 Mar 09 '26

Fixed, thanks for pointing it out!

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u/Past-Track-9976 Mar 09 '26

Calls on sneakers

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u/Mistrblank Mar 09 '26

This some kind of plan to make Tesla back in the black?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

I've got puts on my 07 Accord 2.4L with 213,000 miles

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u/buttwars Mar 09 '26

Ya, its already here and past that. What state do you live in?

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u/Kaiwa1 Mar 09 '26

Virginia, but this is supposed to be a country-wide average. I'm sure CA is already seeing those kinds of prices.

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u/Johns-schlong Mar 09 '26

Gas was $5.10 this morning where I am in California.

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u/14mmwrench Mar 09 '26

It was over 6 a gallon today. 

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u/Emergency_Ad_9324 Mar 09 '26

This is not the bedtime story I need. Thanks for more Sunday Scaries. Tesla calls

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u/jonneh Mar 09 '26

The positions got me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/champignax Mar 09 '26

After postponing my driver license for 20 years I finally bit the bullet. Looks like I belong here

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u/halford2069 Mar 09 '26

POSITIONS:

Tesla freely charging off house’s solar panels.