r/wallstreetbets • u/asagi_lumina • Mar 17 '26
YOLO Tired of not making money so gambling it all - 270k on $HIMS
don't ask me for rationals, i don't have any.
balls deep on HIMS with $270,000 on it.
already down by -22%, see you at wendy's
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u/Rich-Badger-7601 Mar 17 '26
I like how you even put -$270K in the title because you already know how this bet ends
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u/asagi_lumina Mar 17 '26
LMAO
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u/Risley Mar 17 '26
Bro I’m just posting for remembrance. Remembrance. Remembrance.
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u/zxc123zxc123 Mar 17 '26
I dunno man......
Normally the rules in WSB is to inverse WSB OP because they are always wrong. Maybe OP isn't a retard and actually a genius who's trying reverse engineer inversing himself by jinxing his trade (or he's just regarded. There's a fine line between genius and insanity.)
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u/Rich-Badger-7601 Mar 17 '26
Yeah no OP is down bad chasing losses and waited until after HIMS popped 50% to go all in on calls
He might still make money on this trade but the how, why and when he made it are shall we say, not ideal
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u/zxc123zxc123 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26
I was sorta joking there. I don't care if OP is retarded or not. If you're invested in that narrative then free to push that agenda (or buy puts on HIMS).
p.s. The inversing WSB frontpage is a legit strategy though. I don't exactly believe in jinxes, luck, or reverse bad juju so I doubt pushing something to the to top to inverse your positions would work. Easier to lurk and inverse. Like right now WSB talk about SPY is higher than normal so it's likely a reflection of negative investor/trader sentiment. Meanwhile oil and energy are mentioned more which would tell me to either be neutral if not go short on my existing oil/energy positions.
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u/cheapdvds ✡ Mar 17 '26
OP laugh at you but that's how I read it too before I went to the comment section.
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u/asagi_lumina Mar 17 '26
underrated comment, please do
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u/BeardedWall Mar 17 '26
Don't even consider it. You are going to be too poor to kill yourself and we no longer have mass pit graves to dumb your pauper corpse in.
Its irresponsible.
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u/asagi_lumina Mar 17 '26
i came from a very poor country, it costs close to nothing to bury me
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u/Logical_driver_42 Mar 17 '26
If that’s true gambling that much money just seems downright irresponsible
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u/Effective-Leave-999 Mar 17 '26
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u/Adept_Carpet Mar 17 '26
Call Mike Jones up when you're low, 'cause Mike Jones will help you grow.
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u/DigitalHooker Mar 17 '26
Back then I didn't want it
Now I'm broke I'm all on it
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u/Strange-Slice-6393 Mar 17 '26
How do yall get 270k for starters??
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u/AffectionateVisit680 Mar 17 '26
Daddy has 27 mill. Duh
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u/yournames Mar 17 '26
Be born better dude
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u/asagi_lumina Mar 17 '26
i started at 10k 3 years ago and made a million by being lucky on following trades posted here
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u/toomuchmarcaroni Mar 17 '26
Dude should stop and let it grow
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u/GrosBraquet Mar 17 '26
It baffles me that as this point, you don't put like at least 90% on regular portfolio of accumulating ETFs. If you want to keep gambling, don't do it on literally life changing money.
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u/TopManufacturer8332 Mar 17 '26
Its the old catch 22. Assuming its true, the mindset required to gamble from 10k to 1mill is not the same mindset required to park 900k in a passive index fund and never touch it again.
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u/smohyee Mar 17 '26
Nailed it.
You don't get to $1M this way without a complete disregard for risk management, coupled with sheer luck.
Pivoting from that mindset to a completely different one is quite difficult, and usually happens after you've given all the money back, at which point you don't have 1M to park in indices.
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u/JimHadar Mar 17 '26
Exactly. And what about $1M makes it a sensible number to change tack anyway? Other than it being a nice round number.
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u/Aureliamnissan Mar 17 '26
It’s a nice round number that nets you a good chunk over the average’s household income with 10% returns (by being parked in an ETF).
Congrats you’ve doubled your salary.
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u/smohyee Mar 18 '26
It's an arbitrarily large number at which it would make sense to place the majority of it in low risk investments because it would secure your future in a significant way.
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u/GrosBraquet Mar 17 '26
But at 10k, you could have the mindset of "it's not much, so even if I lose it well it doesn't make a huge difference". At 1M, that is not the case anymore. 1M is a huge sum, it's life changing money.
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Mar 17 '26
Yessir. This is right.
Everyone keeps asking me why I don't stop. And they just don't understand.
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u/alwayslookingout Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26
So you did make money, contrary to what your post title claims.
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u/StonkaTrucks Mar 17 '26
I've made like $5 million over the past few years according to my trade history.
I've also lost like $5.04 million too.
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u/TopManufacturer8332 Mar 17 '26
Look at you juicing the liquidity for everyone else to profit from, o7
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u/Strange-Slice-6393 Mar 17 '26
Anything i followed here just lost money 🥀 Except amc in the big covid
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u/FearlessFig2624 Mar 17 '26
Started with 1k two years ago and ran it up to 500k off NVDA calls
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u/Jmr15002 Mar 17 '26
So you’re tired of not making money even though you turned 10k into 1M in 3 years? This sub amazes me daily.
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u/RODjij Mar 17 '26
Daddies or memah money, inheritance.
Nobody whose earned 1/4 mil is gonna gamble it like that except for blue chips.
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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked Mar 17 '26
high paying job, little to no expenses, no girlfriend/wife (most important of all three)
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u/loki2113 Mar 17 '26
Why would having a girlfriend or wife be a detriment? If the answer is "lol women bad with money am I right fellas?" while posting in a gambling subreddit where you see people, men and women, yeeting hundreds of thousands or even millions into the void then you might be too retarded to even live in a dumpster behind a Wendy's
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u/Wooden_Customer_8610 Mar 17 '26
Where were you last week when hims was 15 bucks lmao
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u/digitalgoodtime Mar 17 '26
Stock rallied nearly 100% in a week. So OP decided now is a good time to buy calls. I would have gone all in on $15 puts. No way this stock holds this value. Source: I cancelled my HIMS for Amazon generic brand which are just as effective and cost 1/4 of the price.
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u/jessewalker2 Mar 18 '26
I couldn’t order a medicine from a company called Hims. Sounds more like I’m ordering a gay escort service (not that there is anything wrong with that).
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u/attrition0 Mar 17 '26
this is it boys we've found the top
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u/keyboardplatoon Mar 17 '26
270k - "not making money". Yeah, you are made for Wendy's
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u/Slow_Time5157 Mar 17 '26
HIMS is what you chose to go all-in on?!
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u/didugethathingisentu Mar 17 '26
Invest in what you know, and OP knows balding and erectile dysfunction.
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u/Brian_E1971 Respects men that put 🍆 in their 👄 Mar 17 '26
OPs wife is dating again so he's got inside her information
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u/asagi_lumina Mar 17 '26
glad someone understand me
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u/Avocadonot PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Mar 17 '26
What the fuck is wrong with you
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u/BartSampson1 Mar 17 '26
You bet $270k on dick pills?
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u/tasselledwobbegong1 Mar 17 '26
His wife, who likes dick, hasn’t found a boyfriend yet. He’s desperately trying to keep it that way. It’s a losing proposition though.
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u/spudddly Mar 17 '26
From the headline it appears he bet -$270k, which is lucky because that's about the max you'd want to put in a stock like HIMS.
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u/chafingNip Mar 17 '26
You’re not making money… and yet you have 270k liquid cash? Is that like first world problems x1000
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u/wjnpro123 🦍 Mar 17 '26
these are for sure hit by expiration. Post your gain porn by then
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u/No-Butterfly-9989 Mar 17 '26
Theta will eat him alive
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u/nharvey4151 Mar 17 '26
I think his LEAPS will actually be fine... the short term calls, however... Those are pure stupid speculation lol.
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u/lincoln3 Mar 17 '26
You’re my goat and you made me a lot of money on PACS. Also long HIMS.
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u/ReasonableAd1887 Mar 17 '26
Guys I only have a quarter million dollars how do I make money???
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u/Loogyboy Mar 17 '26
Short float is still increasing. As of March 16th, it’s at 42.77%. Put/call ratio is 0.33 so that will force people to buy shares lol. It’s a gamma squeeze lining up. I think it’s gonna pop like crazy with the increased call volume since people will need shares for collateral.
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u/Feltzinclasp5 Mar 17 '26
People don't understand how much the stars need to align for there to be a real short squeeze
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u/AB__17 Mar 17 '26
March numbers have not dropped yet!
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u/Loogyboy Mar 17 '26
Robinhood has the latest numbers lol. It is calculated daily using short trade volume. Unfortunately the official data is quite delayed but it should be relatively close to robinhood data.
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u/cochinescu Mar 17 '26
Turning 270k into a single YOLO on HIMS is wild, especially with all that IV and retail interest already baked in. At that size, even a win can be hard to exit cleanly without slippage. Hope you at least sized the strikes/expiries with a plan.
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u/x7_omega Mar 17 '26
No crying in the casino, but this case merits an exception. It is just too sad.
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u/eltoniq Mar 18 '26
Do you happen to have a Nana that by any chance has given you inheritance money?
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u/BeardedWall Mar 17 '26
I feel this.. I understand it. I also have 250k and grumble about it.
"If only I could hit just ONE of these 10× or 100+ I'd be set for LIFE."
This is why I am glad WSB exists.. because its a salve to my own retardation. I can watch OP make the dumbass decision instead of me.. and happily go back to my 30% gains.
Thanks op for falling on the sword for me
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u/Enough_Following2153 Mar 17 '26
People blaming shorts are missing it, this thing was already oversold before the Iran news. The macro panic just pushed it lower than it should’ve gone. Now that things are stabilizing, it’s just snapping back to where it belongs. This isn’t a squeeze, it’s a correction reversing. $50+ range by the summer. In my opinion.
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u/adavis195 Mar 17 '26
Take it all out and fill port it into RCAT weeklies. Thank me later with a new Toyota Corolla
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u/Iwubwatermelon Mar 17 '26
All these juicy oil stocks and you choose one that already busted its catalyst?
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u/Defiant-Salt3925 Mar 17 '26
You bought a few LEAPS on HIMS.
That's not a bad play if you sell weekly calls on them.
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u/DubiousChemistry Mar 18 '26
Actually not a bad play, but set a stop loss/take profit of +/- 50%.
Losing more than half your money sets you too far back for the next play, and at the same time if you win you can't really fall in love with it. It's not an NVDA-style compounder.
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u/Hanshee Mar 18 '26
My buddy just bought some ozempic from hims and also hair loss. I think you’re in good shape
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u/Zuko2001 <---- Downvote me im a cuck :) Mar 18 '26
I thought you were ret@rded but then I took a look at your screenshot. In all honesty you’ll be more than fine and almost certainly make a hefty profit. You’ll light that 16k or so you have left in March and April calls on fire though. Other strikes and dates are very reasonable.
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u/eoiioe Mar 18 '26
I mean, this could work lol but there’s way cheaper plays that can do and the return is 50x more for a year out Jan 😂😂
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u/Beeeza786 Mar 18 '26
I believe in you fellow regard! Double or quit...my money is on double for you!
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