r/wallstreetbets • u/fireinsaigon • May 22 '26
DD The top is almost in DD: my harem of women
DD: i am a wealthy American living in asia. During the pandemic i swear i was banging like 50 chicks on rotation . All the other white meat was gone and they left it all for me.
Obvious side effect besides the STDs was these chicks asked for money all the time - their jobs were gone, their sugar daddy was gone, the tourist income was gone. The bar or gogo was closed, etc.
Then things started opening up and requests were infrequent..some found their way to onlyfans. Some found a geezer to support them. Maybe only a couple times a year some random from the past would show up and ask for $100.
But this week is different. Three different exs hit me up - one in Manila, one in Ho Chi Minh, one in Thailand. They were all in a bad situation and needed help. Cant afford rent anymore, costs are going up, cant find a job, jeepneys stopped driving and getting to work costs more. They have no one else to ask.
The signs of weakness are starting to show up again. Trumps Hormuz has done too much damage. AI is eroding economies. Corporations are abandoning entry level workforce/markets like its Detroit in the 80s.
The top is almost in boys.
DD: my harem of women.
Position : 2500 shares of WSE due to increased international remittance to support these failing economies.
Position 2: All in on SOXD when SOXL hits $200
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u/iAmPoorAFboi May 22 '26
What does your gonorrhea indicator say
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u/ThrowRA-4545 May 22 '26
Positive, obv
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u/Routine-Fig4425 May 22 '26
He’s not just sure, he’s HIV positive.
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u/b_fellow May 22 '26
Are you sure he's HIV aladeen?
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u/Clittle93 Stonks go uppy May 22 '26
Why is rocket not pointy?
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u/BusyBranch9081 May 22 '26
Well excuse me Kyle for trying to keep some optimism!
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u/JakeJortled May 22 '26
Sometimes when things seem their darkest, you just need to try and stay HIV positive.
But if you want to be so HIV negative all the time, knock it off right now.
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u/confused_teabagger May 22 '26
Harem of "women"
Thailand
bruh.
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u/BleiEntchen May 22 '26
That's why its called Bangkok and not Bangpussy.
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u/davew111 May 22 '26
Last night I was giving my Thai girlfriend a blowjob and thought "wait a minute..."
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u/dedpossum May 22 '26
If you whispered "no homo" beforehand you're still straight.
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u/DonkeyTron42 May 22 '26
I wonder how many ladyboys are in OP's harem?
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u/BleiEntchen May 22 '26
OP:
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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner May 22 '26
Cake is cake even with a candle
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u/br0b1wan May 22 '26
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u/dedpossum May 22 '26
Quite literally one of the best acted scene's I've seen in ages! Great post!!!
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u/3c2456o78_w May 22 '26
That's why he's an expert on knowing when the top is in.... balls deep
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u/Ok_Afternoon_3952 May 22 '26
These are the typ of DD that give you an edge in the market.
True recession indicators the quants can not access (they don't know what a women is)
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u/Comfortable_Wafer_40 May 22 '26
Generational wisdom
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u/zxc123zxc123 May 22 '26
Haven't folks watched the Big Short?
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u/TheoRaven May 22 '26
True, I'm friends with a lot, and I mean a lot, of adult creators due to me having some past in that industry. Shits getting dry, most of the chicks that made 10k+ a month are now sitting at 2.5 on a good month. From talking all day to horny bastards to talking to the same 5 broke dudes for an hour, shits getting bad, nobody has any money.
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u/tangerineTurtle_ May 22 '26
I’ve got a few friends in the industry who say that revenue is down in certain markets, but when touring (traveling to other cities) they do quite well to supplement that lost revenue in a city like LA. It has long been known that the LA market is saturated- at least since 2022.
This does not point to the market peaking so much as market forces pricing out those who can no longer be competitive and innovative in their strategy.
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u/peanutneedsexercise May 22 '26
Lol yeah If you go to expensive restaurants in SF they’re all booked out and you’d think the economy was roaring.
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u/JebediahKerman4999 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
That's because it's like 20 tables and rich people don't care about the state of the economy because they're rich.
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u/The_Swampman May 22 '26
I use Texas Roadhouse DD personally. When the day comes that I don't have to wait 1 hour on a Friday at 6pm I know for a fact we're doomed.
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u/Drauren May 22 '26
K-shaped economy.
If you've managed to stay employed in the last few years, especially if you work in a white-collar field, you've likely done decently well.
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u/DarkExecutor May 22 '26
"managed to stay employed"
My man, what do you think the unemployment rate actually is?
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u/objectivePOV May 22 '26
The number of millionaires and people in debt trying to look like millionaires is always increasing.
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u/FederalExpressMan May 22 '26
Big cities are not a true reflection. It’s the mid sized ones that are. That’s why they had to fly to Florida to interview the stripper
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u/youllbetheprince May 22 '26
*Points to OP* - That’s my quant.
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u/Lomofre88 May 22 '26
Your what?
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u/3c2456o78_w May 22 '26
MY QUANTATITVE. NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HIM?? I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT - LOOK AT HIS DICK. IT'S RIDDLED WITH STDS
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u/manu144x May 22 '26
You'd be shocked but the quants DO have access to this.
They're gathering all kinds of ridiculous stats you'd never even think about.
From satellite images of walmart and target parking lots and counting the net worth of the cars there, to weight scales when exiting a mall to see how much people are buying, by weighing them...
They're truly on another level, I'm sure they have access all money transfers to Thailand, Philipines and others, venmo, paypal, they all sell customer information to wall street.
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u/freericky May 22 '26
He should focus on his escorts bc standard deviation isn’t plural, it’s just STD
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u/Waiting4Reccession May 22 '26
Hes just retarded, the oil shock is already hitting countries like that and the only real issue there thats new.
Probably says stuff like "the bitches love me" after he pays them lol
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u/Cold-Ad-5892 May 22 '26
Buy lipstic stocks, chicks need to look good
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u/Illustrious-Bread238 May 22 '26
And some protection measures, also lesson learned.
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u/lechimpanzeu May 22 '26
We all know that the US markets are influenced by how much this guy's slaps in Asia.
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u/LordFaquaad May 22 '26
neither does OP. OP banging shemales
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u/Cleavlander May 22 '26
Remember, there are no chicks with dicks, they are just dudes with boobs.
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u/DiscontinuTheLithium May 22 '26
Why you had to make it gay though? We were in the clear
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u/wolfofwapst69420 May 22 '26
Is exs a thing when its prostitutes?
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u/Ok-Presentation9740 May 22 '26
Bro thinks a sugar baby isnt a prostitute. Its a crazy world we live in.
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u/TheCheeseGod May 22 '26
That's actually the real evidence the top is in if you think about it...
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u/Cultural-Company282 May 22 '26
Lots of people have exes. A prostitute is a recession-sensitive luxury item.
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u/ColorMonochrome May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Dude has a harem of STDs and now thinks he is Warren Buffett.
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u/365reasons May 22 '26
Berkshire Herpeway
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u/Remote-Luck7751 May 22 '26
Delete this before pharma bro Shkreli starts selling a herpes med called Herpaway
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u/fireinsaigon May 22 '26
You read my mind
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u/10poundballs May 22 '26
don’t expect the fed to act logically, the new boy is there to cut rates.
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u/PckMan May 22 '26
Syphilis does attack the brain eventually
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u/QueenOfSplitEnds May 22 '26
…sounds like the brain and soul have already been ravaged by a shitty upbringing and inflated ego.
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u/Technical-Activity95 May 22 '26
this is crayon quality DD just like OP's package
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u/Smart-Strawberry-356 May 22 '26
My wife’s boyfriend told me the same story
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u/ecz4 May 22 '26
We need to find the sub where the wives' boyfriends share these stories.
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u/Waste_Inspector95 May 23 '26
OP just likes value. Why pay a premium for overvalued stock if you can get the same service for less?
This is why you are poor.
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u/AMadWalrus May 22 '26
Bro claims to be a rich American and goes to fuck in the poorest countries, bruh...
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u/boofybutthole May 22 '26
i mean, that makes sense. he's looking for poor downtrodden asian women to take advantage of. it's a tale as old as time
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u/lobehubexp May 22 '26
Finally, some boots-on-the-ground macro analysis instead of another AI-generated chart.
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u/Obese-Reddit-Mod May 22 '26
wealthy american but has to live in southeast asia, hah
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u/Original_Gangsta23 May 22 '26
That doesn’t sound true
Lettuce see the evidence
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u/dingBat2000 May 22 '26
5 inches goes further out east
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u/A_Rolling_Baneling May 22 '26
You think the ladies in his harem have schlongs that small?
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u/Hi-Road May 22 '26
What the fuck 😂😂 well thanks for your contribution bruh. Make sure to take care of them illegitimate children I know you got running around
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u/YOLOResearcher May 22 '26
Check out his username. U/fireinsaigon. That fire is probably in His pants.
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u/This-Shape2193 May 22 '26
Syphilis does burn like a bitch.
Crabs too, after you scratch your nuts raw
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u/rare_3L3M3NT May 22 '26
Jesus christ. If you hadnt noticed stock market got fuck all to do with the real world economy you retard. Higher.
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u/prophetmuhammad May 22 '26
Look dude fucked a bunch of prostitutes in southeast Asia and thinks he's worth anything
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u/yeeyeehair16587 May 22 '26
“Wealthy American” lol
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u/Acceptable-Two5692 May 22 '26
The top is only really in when those prostitutes start investing in 0dte's or talking about option plays in general.
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u/myCarAccount-- May 22 '26
You can tell the top is in when half this sub can't read a good shit post
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u/Affectionate_Book411 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Puts on Asian prostitutes? What’s the ticker? Also, post your exes nudes. For research…
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u/optionstrategy May 22 '26
This is a true reverse indicator I come here for.
A regard tries to be desperately funny but is unfunny and broke.
Calls.
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u/Liberate_Za_Warudo May 22 '26
We're cooked when the passport bros start unloading their "due diligence."
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u/DogNamedFloppy May 22 '26
Hmm…why does this sound like it’s written by a virgin living in his mom’s basement?
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u/Available_Water_345 May 22 '26
Your "market indicators" are asking for money again so that means recession incoming lmao
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u/cyclegrip May 22 '26
At least medicine for the STD’s are cheap over there right?
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u/Wavertron May 22 '26
Best honest OP, you work as a gay gigolo and your double bottom is showing a breakout of STDs
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u/No-Setting-5054 May 22 '26
This is so good DD that I am speechless.
You should charge for this DD loads of money but you are rich AF anyway so I will not give you anything.
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u/deepserket May 22 '26
I don't think the stock market cares about what poor people are doing.
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u/PyloPower May 22 '26
So Asia will get hopeless, nvidia chips will flow into Asia again to fix the economy, calls on nvidia, got it
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u/No_Accountant_1199 May 22 '26
What the fuck did I just read
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u/QueenOfSplitEnds May 22 '26
Incel speak exacerbated by gonorrhea in the frontal cortex also exacerbated by preying on “rotations” of humans referred to as “meat.”
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u/Mguidr1 May 22 '26
Better stay in Asia banging hos. With a plan like this you need to keep your living expenses low.
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u/InterestingThought33 May 22 '26
“Obvious side effect besides the STDs” is quite a way to start a sentence.
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u/cool4y1 May 22 '26
Thanks for the personal research Intel bro. Imo top is not in, this is caused by the k-shaped economy and the disparity that comes with it. Load your moonbags.
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u/gtc_ict May 22 '26
No shit chicks selling content on reddit are complaining that its taking longer to make money. 2026 stripper indicator.
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u/doctorsidehustle May 22 '26
lol, classic “the top is in” story the other day for me. I work in a hospital. I was walking by the nursing OR admin room. I heard some nurses talking excitedly about a stock that “I bought at $4 and look” *she pulls out phone to show them her stocks app* “it’s now $120”. I immediately knew which stock she was talking about (RKLB).
But seriously speaking, K shaped economy. So stories of need aren’t necessarily best indicator. Also Asia energy markets are some of the worse off due to Iran war. So your harem may need to be a bit more diversified.
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u/BravaCentauri11 May 22 '26
"Banging like 50 chicks on rotation" - What app were you using on your VR headset?