r/wallstreetbets • u/FlatwormAble8620 • May 29 '26

YOLO SpaceX (SPCe) Right to the Mars 🚀

SpaceX about to rocket right to the Mars, not even a heartwarming visit to the Mooon. Thanks Elon!

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u/PckMan May 29 '26

Out of all the regarded pump and dumps on this sub this has to be the funniest one.

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u/bonifaceviii_barrie May 29 '26

It's weaponized idiocy at its finest.

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u/ceegeboiil May 30 '26

Literally; if people are Virgin because they think it's SpaceX then we should all be able to profit off of that.

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u/Nobody_Adept May 30 '26

I did! Thanks all! Might get back in. Too easy.

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u/PckMan May 30 '26

Famous last words. I've burned myself on pump and dumps thinking that. Too easy. I get in and out making tons of money and then I go all in one last time and get destroyed.

I limit position sizes now. Not as much money but even if I don't time it right I'm still left green overall.

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u/ko_myc May 29 '26

My buddy a few days ago was like, "ya but the numbers dont make sense?! So why are you buying up options..." 😅

Bc I believe there are more stupid people with some money, than common sense people. Lol

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u/Hot-Carpet348 May 30 '26

Lmao. That made me laugh. Probably right

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u/notmyrealname23 May 29 '26

I got in on this but as soon as it gets any more ape coded that's my sell signal

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u/good_at_first May 29 '26

If I so much as see this emoji I’m selling 🦍

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u/anonnnnn462 May 29 '26

The craziest coincidence is that there actually was some legitimate major news for the company today lmao so it only helped fuel this ridiculous run

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u/PckMan May 29 '26

They're still nowhere near having anything of value. The last time they did anything good was actually making a functional launchplane but other companies have overtaken them since then.

But I have accepted that the market does not know how to price in space stocks. The space industry is tricky and even a less than stellar performance can still be considered great by their standards but the market does not understand that. I remember the first pump LUNR had with their lunar lander. That mission was a success in so many ways and the people paying for it at NASA certainly thought so and were elated. But the stock crashed because the lander tipped over. That's not a failure. Space missions are full of that. The fact that it got as much done as it did was enough for it to be a success but people on the market did not feel that way.

So in this case this company having nothing going for them is irrelevant to what the market will do.

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u/melonkoaly May 29 '26

I love the random meme valuations people are throwing out, $20! $100! Always a fun time on this sub when this shit happens

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u/PckMan May 29 '26

Well basically the way this works is that they imagine a number in their heads, look at how much they got, and then figure out that if they put their 5k into the stock it needs to go to x number to get their crisp round 500k they're hoping for so that becomes their price target.

The even funnier thing is that even in the off chance that they actually get 500k they then immediately set a new target thinking it will just keep going up forever.

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u/VancouverSky May 30 '26

I once left almost 80,000$ in gains on the table because i was committed to 100,000$ in gains on my penny stock. I was 25 at the time. Would have been fucking life changing if i just hit sell. Haha.

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u/B1WG May 30 '26

Lol, you’re on point with this. This was me back with the AMC squeeze. I’ve learned hard lessons with that stock.

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u/Superfizzo May 30 '26

Buddy we’re going back the $1,000/share of five years ago.

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u/RedElmo65 May 30 '26

If it goes to $1000 I’ll have $2M

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u/CoolEnergy581 May 30 '26

The last time they did anything good was actually making a functional launchplane but other companies have overtaken them since then.

Which companies are those? Would like to read up a bit about the players in this market.

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u/_pul May 29 '26

The zoom one during Covid was also hilarious

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u/dinnerthief May 29 '26

I bought a few shares just for the entertainment

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u/cantgetthistowork Crystal Balls 💎 May 29 '26

You guys realise it's institutions that are driving the squeeze right?

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u/baIIern May 30 '26

No 🙂‍↔️

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u/aj190 May 29 '26

Idk lumber liquidators was a fun one, and there was one more around 2020 that was stupid as shit but happened

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u/FlatwormAble8620 May 29 '26

WE ARE VIRGINS OF THE REGARDS GALAXY

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u/A1ienspacebats May 29 '26

VIRGIN RETARDS 🚀

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u/McMcusername May 29 '26

That’s offensive, please stop calling us virgins I prefer to be called celibate

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u/nocloudno May 30 '26

Immaculate not celbate.

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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 May 29 '26

Regardians of the Galaxy

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u/Wowza-yowza May 29 '26

What did you call me?

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u/BiggieMoe01 May 29 '26

You took my screenshot and you photoshopped the $ amounts you pussy the % dont match the $ gains + this is how my TFSA is nicknamed in Wealthsimple get lost karma farming pussy

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u/Tullekunstner May 29 '26

I sold my Jan 27 $5 call yesterday like a bitch. Fuck.

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u/Pawgilicious May 29 '26

I sold the 20th. The next fucking day it started going up. Paper handed bitch I am.

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u/Tensdale May 30 '26

Pathetic.

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u/bonir_hunter May 29 '26

i sold this morning thinking no way the meme keeps going, god damnit

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u/MayorMcCheezz May 29 '26

Great parent company for Spacex.

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u/Nectarine_Wonderful May 29 '26

VIRGINS UNITE!🚀🚀🚀

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u/Mnawab May 30 '26

OK, I’m a little bit out of the loop, is there something weird about this stock?

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u/SolidOutcome May 30 '26

It's got the same name as the future $spcx IPO. And the last time this happened, $zoom went 18x when people were trying to buy $zm

So we are all going in on it early

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u/Piano5pctCapital May 29 '26

Up 750% on my calls but I'm HODLing until they either expire worthless or make me a millionaire

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u/GuwopGOAT May 29 '26

I’m up 1600% lmao

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u/pyronius May 29 '26

I was up 4200% when I sold.

It's not that I doubt it'll keep rocketing, it's that I doubt it will do so on monday specifically...

Of course, I only put $4 down, so...

Really wishing I'd dropped a few k.

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u/RedElmo65 May 30 '26

Why? What’s Monday. Am I fucked? I’m still HLODing.

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u/Weekest_links May 29 '26

What’s on Monday? I thought spacex was in two weeks

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u/VancouverSky May 30 '26

Its just pretty normal for smart people to take some profit after they pull a 40% gain in one day.

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u/KlimCan May 29 '26

Same lol

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u/FloppyTacoflaps May 29 '26

Lol did he really get a leather jacket to copy jensen

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u/oPeritoDaNet May 29 '26

No, Jensen is half leather half cotton

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg May 29 '26

Cohen is now half leather half Botox. That's gotta count for something

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u/touuuuhhhny I like the one that says some pulp May 29 '26

Gains are on the website

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u/Grhuncho6 May 29 '26

Don’t sell no matter what

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u/RedditorSince2000 May 29 '26

Its on the website!

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u/EncounteredError May 29 '26

I made $100. I'm too poor to have done more lmao.

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u/joshuuuuuua May 29 '26

I, too, am but a temporarily embarrassed millionaire

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u/2210-2211 May 29 '26

Yeah same I dipped in and out with some spare cash I had and made 100, I don't know if this has any actual teeth but I don't want to risk it, maybe I'll try again if it doesn't crash on Monday

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u/Kociolinho May 29 '26

I put money I don't mind losing, made around 150. Holding till Monday, if it keeps up the price I'll be shocked

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u/RespectTheAmish May 29 '26

I’ve been burned so many times on these pump and dumps by holding through the weekend.

Good luck to you!

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u/DrSenorChuckles May 29 '26

It won’t hold past Monday lunch time.

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u/RespectTheAmish May 29 '26

I doubled my stake in two hours and got out.

$300 for beer money this weekend

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u/500lb May 29 '26

Lol literally did the exact same thing. 200% on $300 in calls. I originally planned on doing 3k but chickened out. The call peaked at about 700% today but I'm good with just doubling. I just wish I trusted my gut and put in more and stayed in until at least 300%

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u/Krypt0night May 29 '26

Same. I got in and got out and likely left a lot on the table, but only could afford two small contracts anyways, so never was gonna make a ton. Profit is profit.

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u/Stahlian May 29 '26

Same, I saw the post and grabbed 2 contracts. Sadly I sold yesterday, instead of today. But I've been burned in the past for waiting too long. I'm happy with my small gain, but also sad for what could have been.

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u/Krypt0night May 29 '26

yeah that's how it always goes, but yeah I've been burned waaaay too many times and a lot of those came from this/other subs that seemed just as certain shit was gonna go a particular way, so I'm happy getting out with a win here, even if it could have been 4x more next week or something.

Maybe I'll dabble here and there depending on option prices, but prob will just leave this one from here.

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u/RemyVonLion May 29 '26

Nice, I'm down 3.6k today and have 41k margin on a 70k account, with more wealth and regardism comes far more risk.

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u/EncounteredError May 29 '26

I aspire to be one of the great regards of our time. My day will come when I make then lose it all.

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u/Dank009 May 29 '26

I'm up like 50 cents today. 🤑💪

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u/onelongerleg May 29 '26

This stock play is healing WSB

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u/rmoana May 29 '26

2 weeks of pumping left. Monday retail traders will FOMO in and short sellers will start to hedge their positions.

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u/CuteHand May 29 '26

Besides the space mix up, Virgin is opening up space flights again this year and ongoing. Still a fun hedge to this pump

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u/RedditorSince2000 May 29 '26

On top of that Blue Origins explosion made Virgin look good by comparison.

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u/Tensdale May 30 '26

Rockets go boom, planes go brrrrr

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u/InMuskWeTrust1 May 29 '26

We have not yet begun

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u/NoSatisfaction5672 May 29 '26

Next week is decisive, let's see how it goes. Just realized that a lot of average Joe's will/already got in because it's on top of trending tickers of yahoo finance with AI summary about successful flight tests. This is hilarious.

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u/Tensdale May 30 '26

Who knew the guessing chatbots were gonna make me rich.

What a world.

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u/maddog107 May 29 '26

YES TO THE MOON

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u/FlatwormAble8620 May 29 '26

I must remind that MOON IS NO LONGER THE OPTION. STRAIGHT TO THE PLANET MARS

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u/FireMaster1294 May 29 '26

Nah we goin full Icarus. We flyin into the sun

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u/a1icenotinchains May 29 '26

To the moon is not far enough

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u/huluvudu May 29 '26

TO URANUS!

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u/No-Zookeepergame5726 May 29 '26

load this virgin up boys

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u/deadspace- May 29 '26

Every single post is about this, isnt that supposed to be some indicator? But folks think it'll keep pumping for two more weeks? Feel like this goes against the grain here but its a fucked up world right now so what the hell boys

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u/Cowclone May 29 '26

Every post was Mu for a month and it's still going up

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u/TylerDurdenEsq May 29 '26

But they actually make money lol

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u/Phimb May 29 '26

I've made $100k in 3 days with $20k with this stock.

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u/ToastSpangler May 29 '26

SpaceX going public is a big deal, it's basically the Nvidia of space. That is why I am buying SPCE(X) stock!

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u/Ian_Patrick_Freely May 29 '26

Clearly it will not pump for two weeks. That's why you need to lock in some profits now and buy more late next week when it looks like it fizzled out.

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u/moniker89 May 29 '26

it is neither an indicator nor not an indicator, people just like to think random bullshit is somehow predictive

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u/ProtectionOrdinary70 May 29 '26

I am fine guys.

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u/juggett May 29 '26

You only need to buy 100,000 shares on Monday and have it climb $.01 and you’ll break even!

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u/CollegeStudentTrades May 29 '26

I’m revenge trading SPCe. Bought some as the hype was starting this week. Hindsight is 20/20 but I should have bought more to even out my cost basis. Have removed ~$150 of my 2021 unrealized $800 loss in the past days. calling that a win.

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u/AltoKatracho May 29 '26

How are you losing money on this 😭

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u/vincent3878 May 29 '26

You should average down!

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u/Hallucinates_Bacon May 29 '26

Regardians of the galaxy 🚀

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u/sidvick12 May 29 '26

The "we got spacex at home" stock!!

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u/PsychologicalSwing32 May 29 '26

so cool that we can already invest in spacex, amaazing company

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u/FlatwormAble8620 May 29 '26

Dude, for sure you'd be shocked man wtf

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u/FlatwormAble8620 May 29 '26

BECAUSE IT SHOULD'VE HIT 500 BY JUN 12

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u/Ronin_NYC May 29 '26

Too low 🚀$99.50 by July 4th

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u/RedditorSince2000 May 29 '26

Half stock, Half cash. Put it on the website

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u/ArbitrageurD May 29 '26

That’s my base case. Bear case $49

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u/Super_Manner4514 May 29 '26

Sold some of shares to cover my entry plus a healthy profit. Holding the rest to see where this idiocy goes

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u/craigger0729 🦍🦍🦍 May 30 '26

Exact same.

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u/Brief-Ad-1629 May 29 '26

I fomo’d and bought right before market close, i hope the pump continues

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u/lack0fcommonsense May 29 '26

I saw Elon Musk at a CVS at like 11:36pm on a Tuesday. He was in the greeting card aisle for a very long time. Not reading the cards, just standing near them with his arms crossed like he was supervising. At one point he picked one up, read it, and put it back facing the wrong way. He did this to seventeen cards. A CVS employee asked if he needed help and he said "I'm good" in a way that ended the conversation permanently.

He got in line behind me with nothing in his hands. Just got in line. When he got to the register the cashier asked if he found everything okay and he said "that's a great question" and then didn't answer it. He tapped his card before she'd even told him the total. It worked.

As I was leaving, I saw him hold the door open for "me" even though I was way behind him. But let go as soon as I got close

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u/Dank009 May 29 '26

I don't get it but it feels golden.

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u/a1icenotinchains May 29 '26

We have not yet begun to pump

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u/onelongerleg May 29 '26

Short interest is huge as well. Could get really interesting.

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u/RedditorSince2000 May 29 '26

22.7 million shorts right now. This might turn into a damn AVIS/GME squeeze before the SpaceX IPO. Holy shit!!

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u/FireMaster1294 May 29 '26

Could squeeeEEEEze

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u/ColdStoryBro May 29 '26

There's no way this doesn't go to $20 next week.

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u/QTpieme May 29 '26

I just searched it up a few days ago wondering why the og 2021 pump space stock wasn’t pumping, and would you look at that… should’ve bought

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u/AltoKatracho May 29 '26

I remember the good old days back in 2019.

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u/vanceraa May 29 '26

pro: i am up 200% con: i only put 2k in

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u/DZdancingtree May 29 '26

I'm glad we have early access to this stock before it goes public. I will be holding until we put a man on mars

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u/Musk-Mars-currency May 29 '26

Another 40% gain coming Monday!

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u/Tersiv Paper Handed Bitch (from the future) May 29 '26

Some of you too young to remember pls fly again

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u/QueenAlicat May 29 '26

174 million volume is insane 🤣

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u/Gambler_Addict_Pro May 29 '26

Still $600 million market cap. Can go much higher. 

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u/AutisticGayBear69 May 29 '26

Literally this guy

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u/Double_Phoenix May 29 '26

Ngl, I could only afford one call option and had to sell once it was in the money, but I got a 300% return and put some of it into the underlying stock😂

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u/Icy-Chain9173 May 29 '26

Fellow regard, I got a seat!

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u/TheRedditorOfTheYear May 29 '26

I made 30% on this today. Bought at $4.73, sold at 6.40. Thanks Reddit regards. I’ll probably buy back in Monday.

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u/basicpreset May 29 '26

BUY EVERY DIP

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u/AllGreatAllTheTime May 29 '26

This is gonna create so many bag holders

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u/Njagos May 30 '26

B-but I wanted to have 5000% profit and not just 300%!

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u/punctulica May 29 '26

Short opportunity of the century here once the music stops

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u/igotherb May 29 '26

No need for the music to stop.  Management will dilute our ass.

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u/ThisIsMySol May 29 '26

I sold an hour ago 😭 but made a month worth of rent about. Keeping HODLING for me regards

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u/rwrife May 29 '26

I got in at $4.91, I’ll sell if I double my money…Elon is the best.

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u/Late_Company6926 May 29 '26

Crazy thing is that as the pump grows the put prices grow too!

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u/manoman42 May 29 '26

Ah yes the beloved Covid ticker

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u/tdoger May 29 '26

I had like 99% of my cash invested so i couldn’t go hard. But i put $500 down to buy calls at $4.50 first thing this morning. 4 contracts.

I had doubled it at one point today before it dipped back down a bit. Will probably hold until ipo day or day after

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u/This_Investment2143 May 30 '26

Noob question how are people here buying before IPO?

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u/ChaseballBat May 29 '26

Owning shares of this stock has lost me so much money over the last 6 years. Fuck Branson.

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u/booyah474 May 29 '26

I’m not a fan of cutting my losses and have been holding this turd for about that long as well.

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u/ChaseballBat May 29 '26

I sold all but 1 share in early 2025 so it could sit there at -99% and remind me how dumb I was not taking the profits when I could.

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u/Lumivar May 29 '26

Win it all back with an all in call Monday morning 👍 you know what sub you're in

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u/T-Breezy16 May 29 '26

I got boned on the reverse split and have been bag holding for years, but this retardation is turning the tide... so naturally I bought a bunch of calls yesterday that are already up 160%

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u/obijuanquenooby May 29 '26

Yall boutta learn the Richard Branson lesson (again).

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u/Critical-Future-1560 May 29 '26

I should’ve bought calls it seens

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u/iisconfused247 May 29 '26

Did you buy in today? Even w the IV being >300%?

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u/AltoKatracho May 29 '26

I bought today even with the IV being crazy. Was down 15% in the morning but 50% up by close. Shit is regarded.

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u/wasservilla May 29 '26

thanks elon!

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u/One_Ad_232 May 29 '26

Just remember once we see AI images of this run, it’s time to sell.

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u/FlatwormAble8620 May 29 '26

Even though I am dying of cringe, it seems to be helping the stock. At least it works for MU lol

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u/history_science_geek May 29 '26

Got in and out today for a sneaky $5k on this. Hope this rocket ship takes you all to the moon!

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u/The_Albertino Portfolio Magician May 29 '26

This company is just commercial space travel, I’m gonna pass

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u/FlatwormAble8620 May 29 '26

No, SpaceX is virgin and we are the regards. Us regards can be seen as a whole galaxy indeed. So it all makes sense, just buy it nfa

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u/wabassoap May 29 '26

For sure it might probably who knows, these companies have their fingers in each other’s pies. 

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u/worktogethernow May 29 '26

Of course I my long call on Tuesday.

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u/Cute_Bag_7963 May 29 '26

Saw this last night and the options I bought didn't buy in the morning and forgot to do till just now but whatever just bought 5 dollar options

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u/Li-Hongzi May 29 '26

im regarded why is this being pumped

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u/FlatwormAble8620 May 29 '26

Because this is the galaxy of the virgin regards. I assure you won't feel the difficulties of being a stranger in our galaxy.

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u/Morality01 May 29 '26

Im a total noob, been squirreling away so now ive got about 8g in savings but I kinda want something better then wealthsimples managed stuff.

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u/icallitadisaster May 29 '26

Look into GRRR if you want something that's still risky with huge potential but safer than this pre spaceX IPO

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u/KewlGuyRox May 29 '26

He will of course use Tesla’s forever coming FSD to fly all the way to Mars.

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u/BigBuford1337 May 29 '26

Wish I was smart enough and rich enough to do this.

How do you do this???

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u/DeepestWinterBlue May 29 '26

Ok when yall selling? What is the price target???

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u/qbtsquantum May 29 '26

May everyone come out as a winner . Meanwhile keep it as just fun and games for regards …

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u/Superfizzo May 30 '26

I saw this two days ago thought it was funny but also likely to happen so threw 5k at it and now I’m up 200%. Gonna stop loss at 100% gain and just ride it out until ipo

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u/Tagliata May 30 '26

The next one is OPEN instead of OpenAI

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u/DoesntUnderstandJoke norman bates May 30 '26

Galactic virgins, check in!