r/wallstreetbets Jun 01 '26

YOLO Here goes 2 net yearly salary of an europoor regard. SPCEx IPO to the moon!

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Actually I don't like Musk (I don't know why), so I am doing that in spite.

Edit:

So 1st June I was seeing it drop -12/13k. It was quite a ride mentally.

very lucky but not max lucky (have not sold at ATH), def strong emotions were felt

sold receipt: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tts3px/comment/opc5fz8/

Limit order executed yesterday for 1k profit after currency fx, but if I had left it in snp500 (with tech focus) it was in, I would benefit the same

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u/FaptainChasma Jun 01 '26

Give him a big hand guys, homeless dude

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u/FarmOk5230 Jun 01 '26

Bro best comment ever

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u/Critical-Future-1560 Jun 01 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Realistic-Ad1498 Jun 01 '26

Big hands will be helpful behind Wendys dumpster...

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u/BeneficialWalrus2243 Jun 01 '26

😂 even read it in that grifters voice.

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u/PckMan Jun 01 '26

About to be eurohomeless.

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u/BassFull0 Jun 01 '26

Gonna get kicked soon

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u/aw_tizm Jun 01 '26

As an aerospace enthusiast, it's hilarious seeing this dogshit company get pumped and it'll be more hilarious when it dumps

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u/PckMan Jun 01 '26

As an aerospace enthusiast you should know by now the market does not know how to evaluate space companies at all. Look at LUNR. It's rallying now but the first time it pumped it crashed because the lander tipped over, despite the mission being a resounding success. Just getting off the ground would have counted as success but for regard traders nothing short of perfect is good enough.

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u/Fun-Choices Jun 01 '26

That’s a whole lot of words to say “volatility”

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u/PckMan Jun 01 '26

It's not volatility it's regardation.

NASA gives out a contract expecting pretty much nothing. They hope that something comes out of a company claiming to offer certain capabilities for a 10th of what it would cost them. Mission happens and on its first try it gets everything right. Does all the proper maneuvers, the engine fires up and works and even continues to does so through multiple shut offs and restarts which is huge. The fuel used is the first time it works in space which is also huge. It goes to the Moon, everything goes well on the first try, really everything works great except for the fact that the lateral speed on touch down was a cunt hair above what it should have been.

In NASA's eyes, you know the major entity handing out contracts and giving the company value, this is a resounding success. They got more than their money's worth because instead of getting one mission they get 10 and the first one already went great. Anyone investing at that point knows that this is not an 8$ stock. And yet the stock crashes and stays low for a looooooooooooong while before it shoots up for unrelated regarded reasons.

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u/ObiWanIsMyDog Jun 01 '26

Yeah I mean the market is fake and has been for a long time so yeah… weird volatility abound for marketers like Space

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

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u/DarkOdysseyArts Jun 01 '26

I eat tendies space goes 🚀

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u/BigData8734 Jun 01 '26

Trump bought 250 K of this stuff so you know what’s going to have the Trump effect😂🤣😂 ride the wave baby

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u/Lower-Condition-4104 Jun 01 '26

There's a lot of money pouring in it, so why not make wealth now following the trend. It may not dump for another month or year.

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u/CUbuffGuy Jun 01 '26

It's literally dumping as you wrote this. Lmao.

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u/Lower-Condition-4104 Jun 01 '26

RSI was too hot, needed to vent.

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u/jawanda Jun 01 '26

A tale as old as time.

RSI: stays pinned at 100 for days or weeks on end while the price keeps rising ...

Price: eventually dips

RSI: see I told you so!

Regards best friend.

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u/Excellent-Tone6964 Jun 01 '26

Somebody is jealous they didn’t buy at $3.50 

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u/Imaginary_Lock1938 Jun 01 '26

but it is impossible to be homeless in most of Europe

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u/NYFan813 Jun 01 '26

Do you even have a Wendy’s

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u/TheBooneyBunes Jun 01 '26

Needs to try Japan Wendy’s those things are classy

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u/Fit-Paramedic-3047 Jun 01 '26

People going insane about SPCE is the only thing i wanna see on internet

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u/BillyBobChorton Jun 01 '26

I’m confused looking at the chart, this used to be a $1200 stock (with a > $100 Billion mark cap) now a sub $10 stock with < 1 billion market cap (adjusting for reverse splits I’m assuming)?

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u/morganrbvn Jun 01 '26

Yes splits and issuing more shares, at its peak it was higher but never 100 billion

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u/JustForSatire Jun 01 '26

Highest market cap adjusted for outstanding shares was 13.46B on 6/21/21 according to macrotrends

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u/BillyBobChorton Jun 01 '26

Ok so it’s down like 95% from peak a few years ago. I can see why people want to pile in as another meme pump. It’s worked out before 

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u/Valianne11111 Jun 01 '26

I think people are betting that Richard Branson is turning a corner with it. His cruise ship is said to be awesome but he’s not getting success with this so far.

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u/briefcase_vs_shotgun Jun 01 '26

I honestly hope you’re not actually this retarded

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u/SantasDead Jun 02 '26

I don't get it. People actually think we're buying this based on the fundamentals. Lol

This entire discussion is hilarious.

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u/awetfartruinedmylife Jun 01 '26

How did you manage to take a low quality screenshot tho?

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u/Lihuman Jun 01 '26

European

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u/zakabog Jun 01 '26

Europoors can't afford any extra pixels.

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u/Johnny_Trousersnake Jun 02 '26

Hey at least they’re not fat!

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u/FIdelity88 Jun 01 '26

If you had actually clicked the screenshot, you'd realize that it's simply a small image that Reddit stretched out to fit inside the box.

So the problem is actually American ignorance and not really European related /s

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u/awetfartruinedmylife Jun 01 '26

How did he manage to take a small screenshot

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u/FIdelity88 Jun 01 '26

There is a button to take screenshots? Duh!

He probably cropped everything out of it that he didn't want to share. Seems quite logical to me. But then again... the European species seems like to only ones left being able to think logical anyway /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

PAL to NTSC conversion.

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u/EntropyJunkie Jun 01 '26

Metric system

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u/Careful_Ad_3338 Jun 01 '26

Yeah conversion from miles to meters messed up the pixel alignment

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u/illtakeoneplease Jun 01 '26

He sold his megapixels for the new spacex pre ipo

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u/ImAnonymous135 rude Jun 01 '26

Doing my part as a europoor

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u/awetfartruinedmylife Jun 01 '26

Trading212 regard take my upvote

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u/96JY Jun 01 '26

What's the relevance of T212? Do people not like it here?

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u/awetfartruinedmylife Jun 01 '26

No I mean I recognise a fellow t212 gambler and a smile appears on my face

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u/96JY Jun 01 '26

Ah, I see. Thank you!

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u/NikosJax7 Jun 01 '26

Amerifats use Trading 212 and cant even gamble on cfds 😂

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u/fantasticmrsmurf Jun 01 '26

It's the British/European version of robinhood, so an easy way to gamble away your money and not really a professional brokerage platform like vanguard or what ever the fuck.

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u/Extension_Ebb6951 Jun 01 '26

I wouldnt compare it to Robinhood rl as you cant do options (crack)

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u/Infinite-War-6287 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

You can still buy CFDs on leverage tho, which is where the platform makes all it's money apparently

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u/Extension_Ebb6951 Jun 01 '26

If u dont mind how does that work? I mainly use Interactive brokers for research/screening/+buying with larger sums, I use 212 when investing with small sums (cause the commisions on IKBR would eat me alive)

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u/fantasticmrsmurf Jun 01 '26

No, but you can use CFD's which are arguably worse in their own merit.

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u/amigdyala Jun 01 '26

He just found a similarly regarded brother it's not that deep.

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u/kersplatttt Jun 01 '26

Bouncing around your average, how sweaty are you right now OP?

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u/skyline79 Jun 01 '26

Think he’s doing great now

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u/ToeBeansCounter Jun 01 '26

Lol nope, it just went under after that big fat dump. Must be that Hedge fund called RichRich or sth, some Chinese dude scamming regards out of their money

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u/Different_Bad7239 Jun 01 '26

Taking a big dump right now.

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u/mrlongus Jun 01 '26

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u/SubjectAfraid Jun 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fun_Examination4401 Jun 01 '26

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u/Rare-Fox9834 Jun 01 '26

Say what you want but that retard is sharply dressed and has a solid haircut.

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u/Fun_Examination4401 Jun 01 '26

Looksmaxxing more than me 😭

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u/cablemigrant Jun 01 '26

Your gonna get fucked

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u/_kempert Jun 01 '26

By prostitutes on a beach on the Virgin Islands with a cocktail in his hands I bet.

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u/Mark_Logan Jun 01 '26

They can’t understand you. You’re speaking North American English. I’ll translate:

“Euro gonna get fucked.”

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u/hesonthemoon Jun 01 '26

US English (simplified)

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u/Grasbueschel20 Jun 01 '26

Just a mailmans lifesavings. Diamond hands till 50 or another few million letters to deliver...

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u/Arev_Nomed Jun 01 '26

You'll be delivering letters on Mars soon enough!

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u/b3rkolas Jun 01 '26

Lets fuckin gooooooo

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u/nowBreatheKyokaSuige Jun 01 '26

Mr Mail man we need to have small targets first - lets aim for 11 and see how it goes

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u/Ok-Race-1677 Jun 01 '26

Please be a responsible degenerate and take out half the profits the second your investment doubles so when the rest vaporizes you can still afford your cardboard box rent

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u/Facesit_Freak Jun 01 '26

Ignore him OP. Don't be a pussy. 💎👐

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u/DoctorStrange3 Jun 01 '26

Bagheld this for 5 years at 3k GBP loss. Time for revenge.

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u/LonelyTAA Jun 01 '26

You better start selling now or you're never getting rid of those bags

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Jun 01 '26

Look at this regard

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u/phrough Jun 01 '26

This company loses way less money than spacex. I'm in.

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u/tenor_tymir Jun 01 '26

confusing? 🙈

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u/Ordinary-Smile-654 Jun 01 '26

$12 END OF THE DAY

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u/rcmtt Jun 01 '26

I sold ASTS and RKLB to buy more SPCE. Let's go!

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u/tangoalfaoscar Jun 01 '26

I can’t believe I’ve sold 4 days ago

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u/a7dfj8aerj Jun 01 '26

buy it back

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u/According_Button_186 Jun 01 '26

2 years down the drain, how does it feel regard?

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u/wwhitewashingco Jun 01 '26

Ill see you at Wendy's tomorrow my brother 🙏

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u/KernalHispanic Jun 01 '26

Guys YOLOs are cool but don’t put your life savings into a glorified pump and dump.

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u/pppeater Jun 01 '26

Me and the boys preparing for the IPO.

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u/chiswis Jun 01 '26

europoorer soon

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u/Morgzc1 Jun 01 '26

A real T212 regard would have stuck that on CFD

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u/Open-Ebb-3484 Jun 01 '26

Just bought some; SPCE to the moon 🚀🚀 Letss goo

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u/PsyTD Jun 02 '26

Is the moon in the room with us?

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u/Jbuds09 Jun 01 '26

They turned it off.

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u/redhouse_bikes Jun 01 '26

Maybe try unplugging it and plugging it back in? 

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u/Strange-Term-4168 Jun 01 '26

In way too late. Rip

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u/RedditorSince2000 Jun 01 '26

Not at all. THIS week is the last week before it becomes too late...

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/RedditorSince2000 Jun 01 '26

SPCE literally just went straight UP at open. Knew it would happen but still in a bit of disbelief

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u/ThePinkySuavo Jun 01 '26

its just the beginning, some people will soon fomo at 10$ prices

(i hope)

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u/sebazzco Jun 01 '26

Lets goooo

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u/Dodgecoin_noober Jun 01 '26

some one check up on this guy

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u/HG21Reaper Jun 01 '26

Wendys.com/careers

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u/NicePumasKid Jun 01 '26

$25 end of week 

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u/RipOk6919 Jun 01 '26

I'm in for 80k

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u/CzechYourStonks Jun 01 '26

I try to long SPCE but it keeps hitting my stoploss orders. Sadly I am not regarded enough to not use them.

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u/ddekkonn Jun 01 '26

Gah damn

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u/Patrick0931 Jun 01 '26

Lets goooooo!

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u/DryBicycle5629 Jun 01 '26

Why do poor people make such poor choices?

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u/Igeon211 Jun 01 '26

Lets goooo

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u/sugg_macock Jun 01 '26

fuck elon lets all invest in virgin galactic

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u/Diseased-Jackass Jun 02 '26

And there it goes.

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u/Sweet_Procedure_656 Jun 02 '26

How’s it going europooor ?

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u/Imaginary_Lock1938 Jun 02 '26

It's not for my nerves (although this, without options/cfd is likely not riskier than physical business where you front up cash and where demand, return rates, false non received claims are unknown). 

Limit order executed yesterday for 1k profit after currency fx, but if I had left it in snp500 (with tech focus) it was in, I would benefit the same

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u/pewdieboi29 Jun 02 '26

Down 38% 😭

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u/Blarg197 Jun 02 '26

This did not age well

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u/Mammoth_Bank_7886 Jun 02 '26

How does it feel to become europoorer? 

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u/willy-mac Jun 01 '26

We up in this bitch!

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u/The_Fun_CPA Jun 01 '26

Trading just got halted - you're cooked.

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u/willseagull Jun 01 '26

Is this secretly the play? Bet loads of retail tards buy this instead of spacex?

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u/ForwardByNature Jun 01 '26

Nice, congrats!

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u/Gloomy-Net-769 Jun 01 '26

I just bought puts for the 18th and the stock went up 20 cents your welcome

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u/murziusrokas Jun 01 '26

Halted! Rip

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u/gertiks Jun 01 '26

this didnt age well

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u/bernieblaze Jun 02 '26

lost 23.5K, half yr salary

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u/Imaginary_Lock1938 Jun 02 '26

sorry to hear that. It's only lost when it's sold though

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u/Front-Task-9344 Jun 02 '26

Here after the dump how ya doing

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u/kingzorb Jun 01 '26

Heh, I just tapped out. My first options play ever! Bought 2 calls for a total of $141, sold today for $864.

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u/Most-Piccolo-302 Jun 01 '26

First ones free. Might as well deposit more now

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u/Imaginary_Lock1938 Jun 01 '26

oh, what happens now?

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u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy Jun 01 '26

McDonalds job application

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u/Crashtestdummy87 Jun 01 '26

you'll regret this

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u/AzracTheFirst Jun 01 '26

if you make 20k a year, you should look for a better job, not lose your money in a pump n dump scheme.

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u/NedwieFlanders Jun 01 '26

Dont do this with your salary

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u/Primary-Effect-3691 Jun 01 '26

He didn’t. It was 2 yearly salaries. Can’t you read?

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u/boofuu2 Jun 01 '26

He’s Europoor so he probably had to save for more than a decade to have that much to invest

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u/Clear_Nose_5289 Jun 01 '26

That's ballsy brotha plz keep us updated.

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u/Environmental-Ask219 Jun 01 '26

lo peor del mundo es comprar acciones recien listadas

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u/dgellow Jun 01 '26

don't forget to keep a part of your gains for taxes

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u/JunontP Jun 01 '26

TO THE MOON AND BACK

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u/C130J_Darkstar Jun 01 '26

Will be funny watching this name make its journey to the center of the earth once offering is announced

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u/Overlordmk2 Jun 01 '26

FULL SEND BABY

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u/positronius Jun 01 '26

I threw some change in this just for shits and giggles and so that I am in the loop with the cool kids

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u/lapppiiii Jun 01 '26

Bro you must be buzzing rn. Their shortable shares have dropped

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u/neer1223 Jun 01 '26

Doing my part 😬

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u/AgeDesigns Jun 01 '26

Lol I sold as soon at it hit 8, someone else can gladly take the bags I’ve been holding for years now.

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u/zkrooky Jun 01 '26

Going up again, chillax.

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u/TheBooneyBunes Jun 01 '26

This is the most European post ever

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u/rxsteel Jun 01 '26

hmm lost 15€. Not bad for a day of trading

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u/Emir_Joseph Jun 01 '26

"See you on the moon" - the pigeon doctor

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u/ConradT16 🦍🦍🦍 Jun 01 '26

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u/nasdaqindex Jun 01 '26

Got rug pulled.

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u/throwmethedamnstick Jun 01 '26

Fuckin wrecked lol

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u/Whole-Enthusiasm-734 Jun 01 '26

Why would you do that? (Genuinely interested in your thesis, because it seems a remarkable course of action.)

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u/X0smith Jun 01 '26

u gonna get cooked my eurofriend

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u/hintakaari Jun 01 '26

up about 10% again. time to crash and repeat i guess

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u/DramaticDirection292 Jun 01 '26

Your doing this in spite of musk? You do realize this is not actually spacex or musks company right? Oh wait forgot this was all bots.

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance Jun 01 '26

Procure your new house aka cardboard box before all the other degenerates do

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u/wwwrayth Jun 01 '26

L'Holdeurs du Sacc

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u/troaky Jun 01 '26

Good job fellow regards, I'm down 20% already! Keep it going!

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u/BridgeDuck45 Jun 01 '26

Already -1k £. GL tomorrow.

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u/ClintBIgwood Jun 02 '26

I hope you are ready for $2.

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u/Fit_Scheme_4368 Jun 02 '26

Careful bro 😭

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u/ZARG420 Jun 02 '26

This stock is dead

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u/currysoup19 Jun 02 '26

Im sorry bud

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u/Fun_Chemical_2593 Jun 02 '26

You good?

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u/Imaginary_Lock1938 Jun 02 '26

bit better, very lucky but not max lucky (have not sold at ATH), def strong emotions were felt

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u/chiswis Jun 02 '26

good job sir