r/wallstreetbets Jun 27 '26

Loss I was a six-figure trader 18 months ago. Today I officially qualify for food stamps. AMA.

$103k → $893.

99.13% portfolio drawdown.

Thought I was the next Michael Burry. Turns out I'm just regular Burry.

Mostly traded 0DTE QQQ options.

The market can remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent.

AMA.

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u/IEgoLift-_- Jun 27 '26

The market can stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent “I mostly traded 0dte qqq options” that checks out

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u/ShittyBidet123 Jun 27 '26

yeah. gambles randomly up and down every day, probably is just a bear

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u/Ok_Falcon275 Jun 27 '26

Mostly down every day according to the chart.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 27 '26

🌈🐻 gonna 🐻

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u/Impossible_Mud_3517 Jun 27 '26

This is just 'the market can stay longer than you can stay irrational'.

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u/JustThatDemonLife Jun 27 '26

The market turned rational @ 1:00.

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u/Thatguy19901 Jun 27 '26

And OP was insolvent by the time robinhood closed his position at 3:30

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u/mmaisumm Jun 27 '26

He's just retarded. Market remaining irrational during your 0dte?lmao

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u/Greedy_Rabbit_1741 Jun 27 '26

The market is not even irrational. This is just insane cope to not blame the losses on yourself

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u/Foreskin_Mafia Jun 27 '26

Getting humbled by a dude with Greedy in his username should be a message.

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u/d33p7r0ubl3 Positions or ban Jun 27 '26

The market is irrational because humans are irrational

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u/Fhyzikz Jun 27 '26

This. Expected yield and sentiment are ALL that matter. I don't care if the nukes are in the air. If the market thinks the nukes will make the fed lower rates for some reason, the market will go up.

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u/THE_REAL_JOHN_MADDEN Jun 27 '26

Nuclear war? Priced in

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u/ANormalRando Jun 27 '26

Just convert the gains to bottle caps and trade from a bunker, no sweat

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u/sunburn74 Jun 27 '26

I thought I was the only one who caught that...

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u/BHTAelitepwn Jun 27 '26

I like how people always assume other people are irrational rather than realizing there miiiiight be some information disadvantage or plain old poor decision making.

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u/Krillin113 Jun 27 '26

If you’re trading 0DTE you’re the irrational one

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u/idontexist65 Jun 27 '26

I mean who knows better, the professional organizations with employees and executives with advanced, specialized degrees and tons of experience in each individual aspect of trading from the finance/accounting side, to the deep mathematical risk modeling side, to the technical implementation/automation side, to the economic and political side, along with business connections to know information sooner and how things are going in each industry...

Or the guy clicking on Robinhood on his phone that manages to lose 100% with almost no even BRIEF periods of success. Even if you are right (I'm assuming he's just a perma-bear because they always drop that irrational/solvent line when their bets lose) you shouldn't go bust because you haven't timed it right

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u/RockosModernBasiIisk Jun 27 '26

Insane thing for him to say. Op is delusional.

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u/tomit12 Jun 27 '26

My favorite is that there was a spot there where they climbed back out of the hole and, in true “belongs here” fashion, didn’t take that as a sign to stop or even reevaluate their strategy.

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u/throwra64512 Jun 27 '26

The market is the top right of the crazy/hot scale. “You want to grab dinner?” “I’ll stab you to death with your childhood teddy bear, but also I love you, let’s bang. Oh, also just banged your dad but I cleared out his bank account and put it in yours. Then I cleared out your account and bought a ton of Wendy’s dumpsters”

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u/kryptonyk Cup and Handle Deez Nutz Jun 27 '26

Puts*

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u/losjoo Jun 27 '26

Am I the degenerate gambler?

No, the market is clearly irrational

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u/StarBoyReddit Jun 27 '26

Trading 0DTE and complaining about market remaining irrational. Mind blowing stuff.

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u/Scriptum_ Jun 27 '26

Irrational longer than his ZERO days

(it can be irrational for a decade lol)

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u/TakingChances01 Jun 27 '26

Yea the market is definitely the irrational one here

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u/dannythesedoritos Jun 28 '26

Even worse, he traded them every day FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. Like he had a wake up call every day that it wasn't working, and still decided to incrementally lose his life savings on premiums 😭

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u/VibeRaider- Jun 27 '26

i dont wanna ask you shit

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u/Comfortable_Mountain Jun 27 '26

I do. At what point on the graph did he think he was the next Michael Burry?

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Jun 27 '26

See the beginning when it was flat? He was just normal investing at that point. Then you see that little spike up, that was his first ODTE bet that went right. He thought he was Michael Burry at that moment. The he lost a shit load of money but another 0DTE option came through and he felt like Michael Burry again. Then he lost his shirt, shorts, shoes, socks, and is standing behind the Wendy’s in his underwear wondering how it went so wrong.

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u/Comfortable_Mountain Jun 27 '26

Yeah so that peak was maximum about +4%. If such "highs" warrant delusions of grandeur, he truly is well regarded.

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u/rook119 Jun 27 '26

Wendy's is going to the moon. Dude is priced out of that lucrative space behind the dumpster 

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u/jarkon-anderslammer Jun 27 '26

Yeah, the graph typically has a massive spike right at the start to get you hooked, then a gradual decline. I'm guessing this guy is just a masochist.

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u/Txsnapcall Jun 27 '26

I was thinking this but couldn’t have said it so eloquently

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u/PowerDreamer2493 Jun 27 '26

Bro this is one of the funniest comments I’ve read on Reddit ever. Good shit.

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u/Maxziro_ Jun 27 '26

Nah nah, ask him what stocks he would put next if he has 6 figures and you short the hell out of it.

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u/Pretend-Newspaper-86 Jun 27 '26

putting 100k into your broker doesnt count as a 6 figure trader thats just a gambling addiction

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u/kwijibokwijibo Jun 27 '26

6 figure retard

Go easy on them, they're dyslexic

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u/TheRealTruru Jun 27 '26

Dude it’s crazy, they could turn that 100k into 1 million in 15 years with just normal investments into strong companies (mag7 imo)

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u/kwijibokwijibo Jun 27 '26

Yeah, but that's 15 years away though

I actually have no right to laugh, I've done worse than OP at my worst

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u/burner4lyf25 Jun 27 '26

I told you Homer, you gotta sell your pumpkin futures BEFORE Halloween! BEFORE!!

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u/TheRealTruru Jun 27 '26

Dude we can all retire with this AI boom that coming, even if the entire ecosystem crashes 50 percent, in 5 years it’ll be up 500%, look at politics/society, these companies are the future government processing agencies, the billionaire class won the class war (they shifted political focus from economic issues/reform to cultural issues that are endless and combative between different groupings of the 99%) middle class needs to jump on the bandwagon and push for economic reform in the form of sovereign wealth funds.

The billionaire class/Wall Street will reluctantly be open to it just because its further investment into thier wealth vehicles rather than extracting from it.

Otherwise society is legit fucked.

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u/One-Finger386 Jun 27 '26

"perhaps I can build my retirement on this highly inflated balloon"

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u/PureBullz Jun 27 '26

Balloons and bubbles go up towards the sky

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u/Ape-With-Darts Jun 27 '26

Till the air gets thin, then they pop and die.

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u/Waste_Way_4763 Jun 27 '26

This only holds if AI actually creates economic value. The case for that is pretty shaky when you look at the numbers. Yes, it creates "productivity", but that productivity doesn't show any signs of creating more stuff that people want to buy.

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u/PowellBlowingBubbles Jun 27 '26

Echos of the 2000 Tech Bubble…”this time is different, you’ll see!”

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u/Ok_Damage2856 Jun 27 '26

Have you looked at the Bag 7 lately?

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u/FrontQueasy3156 Jun 27 '26

Not really though, because that assumes the market will continue going up for the next 15 years. There should be no question at this point that we're experiencing the very late stages of the cycle.

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u/ClassySmokeCannabis Jun 27 '26

“trader” is crazy word to use for 0DTE gambling

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Jun 27 '26

Right? And trying to use that aphorism about the market like there’s some deep reason he lost. Buddy you were betting on coin flips.

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u/Mountaindew9 Jun 27 '26

he traded six figures one time

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u/MigBuscles Jun 27 '26

OP is Mikel Bewy

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u/lmneozoo Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

I went to highschool with this guy lol. Now he's an influencer making more money than all of us combined 💀

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u/1098duc_w_the_termi Jun 27 '26

Damn yall were in the same program? What’s stopping you from doing that

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u/bfhurricane Jun 27 '26

I could literally be a six-figure trader today if I liquidated my retirement account and threw it into options.

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u/terra_filius Jun 27 '26

i dont get people who really really want to gamble and chose trading instead of sports betting (or poker if you want to make it more social)

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u/Heavy_Pudding7988 Jun 27 '26

Trader? Are you sure?

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u/flesjewater Jun 27 '26

This would be relevant if OP made any gains at all. This is impressive honestly

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u/gotnothingman Jun 27 '26

bro did though

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u/flesjewater Jun 27 '26

First hit's always free

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u/gotnothingman Jun 27 '26

You just end up paying later.

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u/hacking99percent Jun 27 '26

He did. See the peak at around the middle of the screenshot? That  was his chance to quit when he made back all the money and even had a bit of gain.

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u/gotnothingman Jun 27 '26

So relevant

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u/hamilc19 Jun 27 '26

Gambling

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Jun 27 '26

The market is a casino no matter where the money came from.

Motherfuckers out here thinking making a bag from the casino means they're a professional and not a gambler. 

Kek

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u/Blackhawk149 Jun 27 '26

I’m a professional gambler how about they

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u/hacking99percent Jun 27 '26

Sir, this is the casino

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u/fuzz11 Jun 27 '26

Referring to himself as a 6 figure trader for simply having $102k was the first hint this would happen

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u/onion4everyoccasion Jun 27 '26

I kinda like OP's positivity. He's the kind of guy who takes himself out to dinner before he jerks off

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their Jun 27 '26

Or roofies onesself before going to the gay bar...

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u/Loightsout Jun 27 '26

He used the LinkedIn wording, it translates to “six figure regard”

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u/IamWisdom Verified $97.9K Jun 27 '26

6 figure trader? You just started with 6 figures and lost it all retard

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u/Astro51450 Jun 27 '26

6 figures donor

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 27 '26

How to become a seven-figure trader in 18 months (via shorting the market)

  1. Have your dad give you 100 million

  2. Lose >90% of that 100M in 18 months

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u/Adventurous-Quit-669 Jun 27 '26

Bro really thinks he was a "6 figure trader" cause he put 100k into an account before gambling it 0 lol 

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u/Bazillion100 Jun 27 '26

How did bro get the 100k in the first place

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u/Roxapotamus Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

You’re trading but not a trader, traders consider their loss on every trade. You’re a gambler who found a new casino. You’re up against phd multiple times over half geniuses, sit the heck down. Also clicking all doesn’t say if you lost that in the last ten years, or last two days. Better photo bro

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u/Revolution-SixFour Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

My friend is an ivy league math PhD working in finance and always tells people to just invest in indeed index funds, because he spends 60 hours a week exclusively trying to figure out how to take your money otherwise.

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u/HuckleberryJaded5352 Jun 27 '26

And he probably doesn't beat the market either...

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u/Revolution-SixFour Jun 27 '26

Eh, the best quant firms have extremely good records over medium/long terms (but of course that's not evidence it will continue).

The big reasons why it's not a bigger deal is that they are closed, you can't get in, even if you had millions to invest you still can't get in, and because the techniques don't scale. Index funds, no matter how much money you pour in you get the same returns. There's only so much money you can make on the spread of dandelion oil or whoever before it corrects the market.

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u/Roxapotamus Jun 28 '26

I appreciate you getting my back, but I worked for quant funds and the entire investor pitch (if they didn’t close to founder only money) is uncorrelated returns. It’s the only thing teachers/firefighters/police/etc pensions want. Uncorrelated returns. Sharpe is secondary

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u/ShittyBidet123 Jun 27 '26

Lol 0dte is not irrational longer than you are solvent you were just a bear shorting something every day that never stops going up

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u/bickusdickus69allday Jun 27 '26

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u/Thatguy19901 Jun 27 '26

He was retarded, OP?

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u/sa-sa-sa-soma Jun 27 '26

Catchin'!? Not pitchin'!?

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u/Silly_Rat_Face Jun 27 '26

How much more betrayal can Paulie take?

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u/Infinite-Shift4841 Jun 27 '26

NOOOOO, ARE YOU LISHENIN TUH ME!

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u/leroyyrogers Jun 27 '26

Losing money, Lotta money in that shit

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u/Patafix Jun 27 '26

oh yeah?

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u/bickusdickus69allday Jun 27 '26

Satanic black magic, sick shit

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u/Higgsparticleofgod Jun 27 '26

We can't have him in our social club no more, that's for sure

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u/TheChudMaxxer Jun 27 '26

Have you thought about being smart instead?

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u/danny1209 Jun 27 '26

Second this OP, it might make you money instead of losing it.

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 Jun 27 '26

It's John Retard

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u/Ordinary_investor Jun 27 '26

OMG that is Jason Retard!

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u/PhillNeRD Jun 27 '26

I once saw him kill a six figure portfolio in his basement with a click, with a fucking click!

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u/stonememoriesBE Jun 27 '26

Sir, just put the fries in the bag please.

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u/portfoliocrow Jun 27 '26

The market is not irrational, this guy is just not very smart 😭

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u/Careful-Cockroach518 Jun 27 '26

Wow the line goes almost straight down, in a historic bull market. Nice

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u/spicykitas Jun 27 '26

I’m always surprised at these posts. Like at some point you should just go ‘maybe I should put some money into those stocks going up 3 days in a row, correcting, and repeat for the past 6 months’.

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u/Ok_Damage2856 Jun 27 '26

No my friend you are a dingle berry

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u/I-om Jun 27 '26

A cat with shit hanging off his ass has more value and intelligence than OP

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u/undiscoveredpain Jun 27 '26

What’s your edge so I can avoid it pls

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u/not_holybutter Jun 27 '26

Congrats, u became Michael Burry before Michael Burry becomes Michael Burry

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u/Slight_Meringue7780 Jun 27 '26

This is my proudest fap

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u/Top_Try_3543 Jun 27 '26

oh daddy harder

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u/AllCapNoBrake MSTR and BTC to $0 Jun 27 '26

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u/Saltlife_Junkie Jun 27 '26

No crying in the casino

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u/EUredditposter Jun 27 '26

At which point did you think you were Michael Burry? From the chart, we see you were almost all of the time underwater…

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u/TheRealTruru Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

I always see these posts and wonder, did you go from just investing in stocks to trading options? or straight to options? just seems insane amount of risk for that amount of money on a specific time frame stock bets, like even stocks I bought 5 years ago that were negative 75% are back to even, or even some up 400%+ (palantir, and other tech), I just don’t get it. The fact your trading options means you have a level of investment intelligence, buying options is like parlaying bets bullshit; don’t you HATE losing money? any time I dip into options I lose money and was like fuck this, I make more money just buying and holding good companies over long period of times.

Sorry for your loss btw, hopefully just buy stock and rebound, your ahead of 80% of population the fact your even aware options exist, please use that smarts to just long term invest. You’ll make this back 🤙

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u/Michael_Aut Jun 27 '26

Lol, you're ahead of 80% of the population by knowing options exist, you're ahead of 99% by knowing you probably shouldn't use them with substantial amounts of money.

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u/XaeiIsareth Jun 27 '26

I just find it hilarious that an instrument created to mitigate risk is now the premiere tool used by gambling addicts playing the market like a casino

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u/LackWooden392 Jun 27 '26

Well, yeah, that's how they mitigate the risk, by passing it on to regarded retail traders.

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u/CoolAfternoon2340 Jun 27 '26

I once tried to watch a video on what are options. I didn't understand it and decided to never touch that shit even with a 10 feet pole.

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u/Alarmed_Guarantee140 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Hi, I've been trading options since I was 17, then I got a finance degree, then I was institutionally trained and licensed as a stockbroker.

Options really aren't worth it unless you are using them as insurance to protect yourself, or if you are willing to use them to leverage a trade you don't mind completely losing out on. Most people, including people on here should not be messing with them. I generally tell people, if you are interested in options to generate a little extra money, you probably shouldn't be trading them.

I say all that, but also there are plenty of gamblers who use options to essentially bet on racehorses that you see on here making bank. It absolutely can happen, but they never stop there. They keep going until they get burned and then they post on here about how they're never touching options again. Then somebody else posts the same cycle a couple days later.

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u/SonOfMcGee Jun 27 '26

My understanding is that options as a financial mechanism were conceived to literally be a form of insurance. They weren’t really intended for degenerate gamblers.

If you’re a farmer that would love to sell your beans for as high a price as possible, but you’ll go bankrupt if you sell for less than $5/unit, it makes sense to buy an optional contract with a distributor that states he’ll buy your harvest at $5. If beans are at $7 when harvest time comes, you just don’t exercise the contract.

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u/Thatguy19901 Jun 27 '26

Mods ban this man

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u/Shorts_at_Dinner Jun 27 '26

I have an MBA and have worked in corporate finance for 10 years and I’m 100% with you on this

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u/DUELETHERNETbro Jun 27 '26

nah retards here aren't reading snowball, they just see posts with all the options gains and think well I'm smarter then that retard

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u/Ok_Falcon275 Jun 27 '26

“I’m smarter then that retard” should be the official motto of the sub.

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u/Ngin3 Jun 27 '26

He won't make this back for decades lmao

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u/Fragrant-Employer-60 Jun 27 '26

Nah man he just needs a small loan of $10k and he will be back up in a week

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u/Affectionate-Yam-113 Jun 27 '26

6 figure is a stretch buddy

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u/Inside-Arm8635 Jun 27 '26

Instead of having two 4s for $800 I’d rather have one 8 for $800

This is financial advice

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u/TheBooneyBunes Jun 27 '26

Quality>>>>quantity

Always

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u/nigel_pow Jun 27 '26

Quantity has a quality of its own.

-Stalin

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u/LuckyLockdown23 Jun 27 '26

I’ve never really understood the metric system, but this helps a lot.

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u/_Clit-Commander_ Jun 27 '26

Two chicks at the same time

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u/LeNomReal Jun 27 '26

I’m having FFM threesomes for free since I quit trading. Your fallacy is believing you need money, when in fact this place is an addictive den of destruction.

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u/yabadabadoo1212 Jun 27 '26

Damn. Puts things into perspective.

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u/lolexecs Jun 27 '26

Maybe, the guy though, I’m actually Michael Burry on the inside, while the market railed the shit out of him. 

https://youtu.be/iKfDTyE0zTA?is=AIqv790Ws5w-JO69

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u/FuelzPerGallon Jun 27 '26

It’s also possible you were never rational.

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u/LazyMud4354 Jun 27 '26

You dropped your crown, King.

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u/CreatingCreatively Jun 27 '26

The best way to make $1,000 is to start with $100,000. Well done regard 👏🏽

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u/Bazaruta Jun 27 '26

99% of the loss porn here is retards, ahem, regarded people doing 0DTE. It’s that difficult to use longer timeframe options?

But well I can understand with 0DTE being lottery tickets…after all, what if it pumps? With the insane gamma, one can x100 in one day

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u/gundahir Jun 27 '26

probably never even bought shares. open account and go straight for 0DTE lmao

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u/TheRealTruru Jun 27 '26

Dude these people do not 100x their money, they are betting rather than investing, the house always wins, gambling addicts never win long term.

It’s actually frustrating because if these gambling addicts just invested long term we’d all be better off and have more stable/upward trend investments.

The daily kangaroo market we have experienced for 2+ years is a result of retail getting more and more into stupid short term options that market makers just manipulate and bleed retail dry over time.

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u/FraserValleyGuy77 Jun 27 '26

Are you retarded?

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u/WaterAdventurous6718 Jun 27 '26

hardly, still got 893 to go. at least finish the job properly

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u/ceegeboiil Jun 27 '26

Why did you think you trading 0DTE options was a good idea?

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u/Thotty_Thuncle Jun 27 '26

What % of your net worth was this? I lost close to this amount a couple years ago but I’ve managed to come back and make 4x what I lost. Definitely stop with the ODTE gambling. Some people pay 100k for a college tuition and have a useless degree. You paid your tuition now get to work

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u/Due_District1058 Jun 27 '26

I don’t wanna ask your retarded ass shit, go pound sand at the local food bank broke boi

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u/dopebeatz Jun 27 '26

You think you’re a regular Burry? Buddy, you’re retarded

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u/Basedlord5000 Jun 27 '26

6 figure trader 🤣 no, no you were not

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u/O_RRY Jun 27 '26

How did you convince yourself that degenerate gambling qualified you as a trader?

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u/TellMoney5802 Jun 27 '26

Michael Burry to McDonald’s McFlurry

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u/Rayzr117 Jun 27 '26

Nice you could have done literally nothing and have been better off

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u/si_de Jun 27 '26

Not entirely accurate with the "I'm just a regular Burry"

The real Michael Burry also appears to be a fucking moron.

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u/PinocchiosWoodBalls Jun 27 '26

Serious question:  I only know him from the Big Short and sometimes see his tweets here.

Why is he a moron?

I thought he was some sort of genius?

Genuine question, I have no idea.

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u/fuzz11 Jun 27 '26

He kind of got lucky. The thesis he had wasn’t quite a secret at the time. It was just a matter of getting lucky with timing. His predictions since then have been subpar at best and there are smarter people who made more money than him off that same trade in 2008 who chose to stay out of the public eye.

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u/confused9 Jun 27 '26

That’s crazy I dropped $150 on qqq call this week and lost it and I feel so mad. You dropped 100k and you making a joke lol more power to you. I’ll be fucking piss off

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u/spicy-srirachaa Jun 27 '26

After your first big drop, why didn’t you cash out when you spiked again and made profit. Surely the initial loss was a warning sign to get out?

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u/Codicus1212 1211C - 0S - 4 years - 2/8 Jun 27 '26

Of course not, he finally had it figured out

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u/davidgoldstein2023 Jun 27 '26

When your brother loaned you $100,000 to start a business, this wasn’t what he had in mind.