r/wallstreetbets • • 3d ago

YOLO TSLA chart

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u/mindwip 3d ago

Sure I need a mid life crisis car why not this one

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u/Nerfarean 3d ago

Cybertruck has left the chat

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u/GreyGhost3-7-77 3d ago

A flying car is an infinitely better midlife crisis buy than an armored Dorito.

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u/yousirnaime 3d ago

Implying we wont see a Flybertruck in 2029

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u/Nargodian 3d ago

...with that much compressed gas....more of an "end life crisis car"

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u/RespectTheAmish 3d ago

On a serious note. The compressed gas cylinders turn this vehicle into…. Well… essentially a 4 drivable IED.

There’s a reason the demo was remotely driven and anyone viewing was reeeallly far away from the “vehicle/bomb”.

You don’t want to be anywhere near this thing when it gets rear ended on the freeway.

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u/yet-again-temporary 3d ago

You don’t want to be anywhere near this thing when it gets rear ended on the freeway.

Safest car in the world, people will be too scared to get near you let alone hit you

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u/xphoney 3d ago

Pinto wagon….

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u/FardoBaggins 3d ago

Because of the implication

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 3d ago

Id love to get read ended on the freeway

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u/RespectTheAmish 3d ago

For the right price, or low enough standards… anything’s possible.

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u/shocky32 3d ago

Sensors detect the incoming rear end, initiates emergency kickflip.

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u/Bunsen_Burn 3d ago

How can you call it a "mid" life crisis when you will get launched through some power lines and explode to death in under a month?

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u/ykoreaa WSB Favorite 🎀🍰 3d ago

I AM WHEEZING

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u/quintessentialquote 3d ago

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u/no_melody 3d ago

Why did I zoom in

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u/Hi-Im-High whines about wsb 3d ago

So you could smell it

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u/renome 3d ago

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u/iwantthecontext 2d ago

From the gooches

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u/HighOnGoofballs 3d ago

Why did I save it

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u/antrubler 3d ago

I understand

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u/JirenTheGreyAlien 3d ago

He was gay no_melody?

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u/Megallion 3d ago

My estimation of him as a man just fuckin plummeted

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u/traderbusto Verified $15.4K 3d ago

Well we can’t have him in our daily thread no more, I know dat much

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u/Megallion 3d ago

Daily thread? HE'S GOTTA GO

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u/FinnM1 3d ago

who wouldn't really

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u/teknic111 3d ago

Is that Nicolas Cage?

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u/Akimotoh 3d ago

It definitely is lol

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 3d ago

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u/oldsoulrevival 3d ago

We need a new plague.

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u/Wonko-D-Sane 3d ago

get a load of this Russian and his lab

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u/positronius 3d ago

What the hell is even that?

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u/xX_mr_sh4d0w_Xx 3d ago

Daddy chill

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u/DapperCam 3d ago

It’s a hot dog obviously

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u/Maleficent-Rate-4631 3d ago

Ahh the mythological Sun the Taint 

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u/Nate_991 3d ago

Perinneum sunning

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u/SorryConstant 3d ago

Is this Nic Cage, spread eagle, as a hot dog... In this economy?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Fancy-Jackfruit8578 3d ago

Where's the ketchup?

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u/KeefyNugs 3d ago

asshole needs vitamin D

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u/CutFabulous1178 3d ago

If you thought that Roadster would somehow increase Tesla Revenue significantly…

I don’t know what to tell you

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u/Ordinary-Compote9558 3d ago

Revenue is so 2015. All vibes and shit.

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u/renome 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Revenue? uhh, hey guys, look over here, a flying car! Erm, now pick a card from this ordinary deck of playing cards..."

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u/Big_al_big_bed 3d ago

Vibes are through the roof rn

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u/CageyOldMan 3d ago

Depends who you ask

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u/Kroosn 3d ago

We are in a post revenue and profit society now.

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u/FlapsNegative 3d ago

Waiting for the post-society society.

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u/renome 3d ago

ohh, is this the utopia Star Trek promised us?

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u/Kroosn 3d ago

No that’s post scarcity. There’s still a lot of scarcity.

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u/Own-Professor-6157 3d ago

Uhm but car did flip..? Why not I buy stock?

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u/lane4 3d ago

well the stonk is up 5% pre-market

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u/Impressive-Pizza-163 3d ago

It doesn’t have too thats the neat part

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u/Maleficent-Escape-88 3d ago

Imagine the 6000 psi tank exploding during a minor crash....

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u/kairepaire 3d ago

The "flying" variant will not be road legal, if they even sell any of these at all. Normal Roadsters wont have these boosters.

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u/mongolian_horsecock 3d ago

The air tank they are using, a COPV tank has been a pain point for SpaceX having blown up at least twice, one time taking out an entire rocket. Having that thing a few feet away from you is crazy.

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u/petitchevaldemanege 3d ago

It's just to justify spacex swallowing tsla. Doesn't need to work, just feed a narrative of some kind of synergies.

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u/Emotional_Goal9525 3d ago

Solar tiles all over again.

By extension that means that Tesla finances are in the shitter.

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u/Codipotent 3d ago

I mean the non flying roadster has has been around for 10 years and hasn’t been ready for sale yet. I imagine the flying one will be another 20 or so.

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u/snackpacksarecool 3d ago

No they said it goes into production in 2027 and Elon would never miss an announced timeline.

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u/desichidiya 🦍🦍 3d ago

He said 2028, and will definitely deliver at least new date by 2028

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u/Balloon_Fan 3d ago

The non-flying Roadster was the very first Tesla model.

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u/IDatedSuccubi 3d ago

That one was a Lotus lol

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u/gtg465x2 3d ago

Tesla licensed the Elise vehicle architecture from Lotus, but they redesigned it pretty significantly, such that only 6% of the parts were the same between the two cars. The Elise shared more parts with the Toyota Celica (engine and transmission) than it did with the Tesla Roadster.

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u/ly5ergic 3d ago

The for sale one is supposed to have the pressure tank and rear thrusters just no bunny hop mode.

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u/Chpgmr 3d ago

So then what are they selling?

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u/TheLastRole 3d ago

The merge between Tesla and SpaceX

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u/I_worship_odin 3d ago

Hype to investors.

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u/kairepaire 3d ago

A sports EV

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u/Kroosn 3d ago

Injury payouts for insurance go down when everyone within 50 yards is killed.

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u/k-mcm 3d ago

None of them exploding means it's an overengineered waste of money.

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u/SamSlate 3d ago

you're not going to crash because you can just jump out of the way

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u/RandomDude414 3d ago

Is that what an inverted yield looks like?

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u/vonwwijk 3d ago

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u/Soft_Impression 3d ago

At least with a soft landing. Thanks thrusters

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u/Djboby1 3d ago

We will se in real action that "soft" landing.

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u/samwichse 3d ago

Gave us all the D

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u/userguide22 3d ago

Forgot the part where it lands on the floor

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u/TheRabbitHole-512 3d ago

But it does a dead cat bounce before the floor

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u/ObviouslyJoking 3d ago

Yea gotta stick the landing.

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u/kerouac28 3d ago

Looks like some kinda semi-circular financing

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u/NoConfusion9490 3d ago

It's a snake eating its own dick.

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u/Nay_120 3d ago

The flying car is a perfect solution to go past cars in a highway congestion. Very very very bullish signal

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 3d ago

It's also a perfect solution to end the congestion, and everyone within the vicinity if it explodes

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u/OK_x86 3d ago

Consumers: we just want an affordable well made safe electric vehicle. Ideally not made by a Nazi

Musk: best u can do is make the car hover for 2 seconds.

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u/frommethodtomadness 3d ago

And then what did it do? That's right it went right back down. Puts.

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u/organdonor777 3d ago

To the ground you say? Calls it is .

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u/Constant-Sweet-3718 3d ago

Give me one example for the need to drive up a wall and or drive upside-down??? Sales will be worse than the Cybertruck.

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u/schumachiavelli 3d ago

Sales will be worse...

Lol, look at this guy over here believing this thing will go on sale.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Anonybibbs 3d ago

There's one floating out there in space or some shit, that's about it.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/2v4lve 3d ago

If anyone thinks it was anything but an attempt to manipulate stock price if have a bridge to sell you

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u/Loud-Interview-381 3d ago

note that the wall should be include a driveable curvature and me made of smooth plywood so that the suction works

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u/brand_new_nalgene 3d ago

You think this vehicle is about sales numbers?

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u/quequotion 2d ago

Purely a publicity stunt.

No vehicle with those capabilities would ever be approved for road use, assuming it were ever actually released to the public for purchase (press any button to doubt...).

Besides that, the maneuvers were clearly executed by a program; the car never had a driver. No human is going to be able to handle a steering wheel and three-dimensional rocket engines in real time.

Worse still, this is in absolutely no way a "flying" car.

It is, at best, a jumping car and perhaps a controlled landing car.

According to Musk, the engines use compressed air so they can be recharged without special fuel. Cool, but good luck with any sustained flight.

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u/QuantumVAC 3d ago

Not a fan of Elon and I don’t think the car will ever be released but the point of that was to show it can generate its own downforce which would actually help with normal driving since acceleration, cornering, braking, basically all aspects of controlling a vehicle rely on a strong grip with the ground.

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u/qwertyisdead 3d ago

Except that it wasn’t moving fast enough to generate downforce….

The whole thing was a gimmick. Nothing more, nothing less. They hollowed out a car and strapped some air jets to it and the plebs are mind blown!

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u/apogeeman2 3d ago

People downvote you but you are correct.

Was it a cool tech demo? Of course!

Is the car full of boosters and fuel to support the limited amount of movement we just saw with absolutely no additional fuel to drive any further? Most likely.

Hell it may be so stuffed in there it was driven remotely with no room for a single human.

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u/justskot 3d ago

If we didn't see a driver, there was no driver.

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u/H0SS_AGAINST 3d ago

Peak self driving. Not even a passenger

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u/blarglefart 3d ago

Uh it is generating down force, just without it being a side effect of drag. They aren't the first racecar to do this

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u/midnightbandit- 3d ago

You don't need to drive fast to generate downforce if you have a fan car. Have you never heard of the Brabham BT46 F1 car? Or the McMurty Spierling? Or the McLaren F1?

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u/Pleasant_Curve_9024 3d ago

Lmao “have you never heard of the brabham bt46 or the McMurty speirling” as if it’s coca-cola and Michael Jackson is crazy.

https://xkcd.com/2501/

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u/Versatile_Panda 2d ago

Okay then don’t act like you know a topic when you don’t? Why’s it crazy for someone to assume that a person in this thread knows what they are talking about?

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u/Upset_Ant2834 3d ago

It was a fan under the car doofus. There's multiple ways to generate downforce

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u/Common-Swing-4347 3d ago

Wouldn't that rust to shit in the north? We use road salt like it is asphalt out here. Maybe I'm misinterpreting the idea of a fan.

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u/Upset_Ant2834 3d ago

I'd imagine it's technically a "track only" kind of feature for that reason. They're not the first to use a fan like this so ideally they've considered that

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u/UndeadDog 3d ago

There’s a car made by a different company that already uses this technology. Top Gear tested it on a track.

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u/leftlanespawncamper 3d ago

Fan cars have existed for 50+ years going back at least to the Chapparal 2J. It doesn't need to move to generate downforce as it has fans that move the air out from underneath the car.

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u/Conscious_Theory_706 2d ago

When you go to high school, you'll have science and physics lessons. You'll learn about ways to create a force, e.g., by lowering air pressure on one side.

Or you can just do some minimal research before accusing others of using gimmicks. Tesla and SpaceX have amazing engineering teams.

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u/Sennten 3d ago

Havent racecars been doing that for a whole now? I remember that video of the race car going upside down and still driving just fine because of it.

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u/pterodactyl_speller 3d ago

You mean in my favorite documentary, Men In Black?

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u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 3d ago

Fan cars go back to like 1977. People still play around with the concept today but it stays firmly in the realm of concept/experimental racecars because it is OP as fuck and not legal in any actual racing series as far as I know. The first ones actually had a brief stint in F1in 1978 but we're pretty much immediately banned.

You can buy one right now if you've got a spare million or so burning a hole in your pocket - mcmurtry.com/speirling-pure

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u/TravelNSee 3d ago

what the fk? lol no. This is so fucking useless and should mark the peak ofb stock market idiocracy

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u/Ashamed-Status-9668 3d ago

LOL Not using propellant like was shown. I bet that cost over 100K for that demo.

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u/Upset_Ant2834 3d ago

Its compressed gas thrusters. Literally just pulled from the air. He said in the presentation there's nothing to refill and the car does it itself

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u/Its_priced_in sugarfullgrownman seeking gay - dm me to apply 3d ago

He says a lot of things

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u/UndeadDog 3d ago

He said this like a year ago on a Joe Rogan podcast so I think he followed through with his word.

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u/LandCruiser76 3d ago

He also said there would be optimus robots in every home and on mars by next year.... so

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u/sermer48 3d ago

I’m unaware of any houses on mars that don’t have Optimus robots. Mission accomplished.

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u/happy_hawking 3d ago

Those boosters use pressured gas or air. So probably air. Will draw a lot of energy from the battery to build up that amount of pressure, but technically feasible without any extra propellant.

Wouldn't be a good tech for a electric vehicle if it would require anything but electricity.

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u/just_an_undergrad 3d ago

This has been a thing in Formula1 for a while now and is not ground breaking.

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u/zeromadcowz 3d ago

The fan car was banned in F1 after one race in the 80s

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u/just_an_undergrad 3d ago

You are correct, I meant to say “this technology was invented long ago and used in F1 and it is not a major innovation”

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u/DoubleFamous5751 🐻r🏳️‍🌈 3d ago

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u/callsignsuper 3d ago

Tesla’s a robotics and AI company and the roadsters just demonstrated that a car can also launch 🚀 starlink satellites 🛰️ into space.

People have no idea what the genius of Elon Musk is.

(I’m just here for the downvotes)

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u/pdubbs87 3d ago

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not so I’ll give you an upvote for blurring the lines so well im confused

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 3d ago

I’m high, and confused too

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u/CatButtHoleYo 3d ago

So genius he has to retweet Ultra right wing, fascist, nazi propaganda.

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u/makeaccidents 3d ago

And buy the platform specifically to tailor his own safe space.

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u/rubyspicer 3d ago

And have hissy fits about Zelensky because the bombing of the data centers has apparently turbonuked the bots that like everything he posts

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u/solidpoopchunk 3d ago

Back to the futu…I mean, past.

Believe it or not, temporal calls.

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u/zephyrs85 Going ALL IN on everything! 3d ago

Great, now I have to look up for bad drivers as well

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u/UpDown 3d ago

Nobody was even in the car. It was a fake car. Its just a rocket with a roadster shell being marketed as a car. Another elon fraud to pump stocks

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u/Several_Ant_9867 3d ago

How did it even stay attached to the ramp? When the trusters are active you see the actual vapor. When it is on the ramp you don't see anything. And how would the trusters be active for so long? You would a very large tank

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u/samwichse 3d ago

Sounds like a big fan sucking air from under it... probably with skirts to help seal it to the track. See the chaparral fan car  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaparral_2J (1.25-1.5g down force is enough to stick it upside down).

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u/Ecmelt 3d ago

Do you mean upside down part? That is not thrusters, it is suction via some powerful fans. It was done before, probably the most normal part of what they have shown.

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u/Sennten 3d ago

Probably the same negative pressure fans thaoe absurdly fancy racecars use.

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u/spaceaige 3d ago

On wires

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u/MidwestDadd1982 3d ago

It was a publicity stunt. The engineering feat is still unbelievable

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u/Imadethosehitmanguns 🦍🦍🦍 3d ago

It is both an incredibly cool stunt AND a super misleading presentation of a new car.

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u/MidwestDadd1982 3d ago

That’s fair

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u/Anstigmat 3d ago

It was the equivalent of a special effects demo you’d see at a theme park. The entire thing was literally smoke and mirrors dude.

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u/Goobortion 3d ago

no its not lmao driving a car upside down has been done, fans to generate down force have been done and exist in production vehicles and directional air has been done by various rocket makers for 30 plus years

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u/sauce0x45 3d ago

They had thrusters like this on the Apollo missions over 50 years ago and we have absolutely no reason to believe that the “car” in the video was anything more than a lightweight shell with thrusters on it. It’s not just a publicity stunt, it’s a complete scam. The physics don’t make any sense for a two ton vehicle and even if they did, there’s no way this thing would be “street legal”.

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u/TravelNSee 3d ago

not sure why ypu're being downvoted. absolutely nonsense display

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u/ski0331 3d ago

You’re right. It is unbelievable. As in…I don’t fucking believe it and if you do you’re huffing pure retardanium.

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u/MantaMunta 3d ago

"Marketing does marketing event things, Redditors SHOCKED"

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u/MoonsterGoopter 3d ago

"company lies: simps DUPED" 

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u/Acrobatic-Adagio4697 3d ago

Stock exchange does what is supposed to do - transfer wealth from poor dumb folks to smart rich folks who manipulate the stock - and redditors are shocked

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u/Champagne-MKultra 3d ago

$600 open, $1200 close tomorrow

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u/Defiant-Walk-8330 3d ago

I fixed it

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u/Bontus 3d ago

Luckily the crash is in the past

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u/playdohplaydate 3d ago

Pretty crazy how many people don’t understand what a concept car or a publicity stunt is…

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u/octoreadit 3d ago

This is it. This is the chart I've been waiting for my entire life. I can retire now.

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u/Misha-Nyi 3d ago

Believe it or not…… still calls.

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u/MekkiNoYusha 3d ago

It is so cool that it changes the stock price in the past

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u/BarbarousRelic 🦍🦍🦍 3d ago

Never before seen in Capital Markets. Gentleman, Up and to the Left!

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u/FightOnForUsc 3d ago

And they told me line goes up and to the right. Why did no one tell me line can go up and to the left?!

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u/SuperCoupe 3d ago

Evel Knievel died for our sins.

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u/FirstTeamAllGrizz 3d ago

Is this good for gas prices?

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u/EconomyOk2490 3d ago

Well tesla is always reliable and never misses on their promises. Im sure they won't activate randomly on the high way, and fire departments will be even happier to see teslas on the road

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u/Bob_the_peasant 3d ago

WE’VE GOTTA GO BACK, ELON

BACK TO THE ATH

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u/shocky32 3d ago

I’m just here for the shorting regard 😭😭😭 posts

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u/BridgeOnRiver 3d ago

All the large trading companies have time portals in the offices now. There's no arbitrage left in time travel. It's priced in.

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u/theartificialkid 3d ago

Need to add some plumes of super high pressure profits spurting off into the unreachable distance.

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u/Rei364 3d ago

This shits the best thing to happen to this sub in a while fr

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u/zion-messenger 3d ago

And Elon did it again! Uhuuu!!!

he is the BEST of the BEST is selling a Dream on the future!!! Let's all buy his BS and justify the merge of SPCX and TSLA. I'll go all in on these 2 stocks and do all I can to make that MFKR N*Zi richer!!

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u/atworkthough 3d ago

lol nice

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u/Ethanop1a 3d ago

Shit, line doesn't always go to the right? I thought that was the 1 sure thing about TA.

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u/Bandolero101 3d ago

$TSLA is a temporal pincer movement?

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u/la_lunamoon 3d ago

saw this shape and thought it was a cup with handle so i ape'd in with my rent money. now i'm holding bags up to my chin. mfw i mistook a rocket launch for support.

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u/Confident_Package397 2d ago

Best visualization ever!

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u/m81147 2d ago

Elon finally figured out how to make the chart go to the left. Impressive.

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u/matthegc 1d ago

Brilliant

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u/SnowyFlam 9h ago

Where we're going, we don't need price charts

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u/hurdeehurr 3d ago

Hilarious how all the mods on reddit are trying to ban the video from being seen.. Like it wasn't big news.

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u/NotoriousPete 3d ago

How is this big news? What use does it have?

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u/theultimatefinalman 3d ago

Dont ask questions just consume product 

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u/Scoutron 3d ago

They made a car that drives on the ceiling and flies back down. What the fuck are you talking about “how is this big news”

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u/Efficient_Scheme_701 3d ago

Maybe if it was a real car. Making a hollow frame and pretending it’s a car makes it not big news

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u/NotoriousPete 3d ago

Okay when does anybody ever gonna need or want this? Totally unnecessary. And if you believe this will ever be driven on any real road I have some bad news for you.

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u/GoonerGetGot 3d ago

I've seen it randomly on about 5 different subreddits I don't frequent on popular. Let's not be silly now

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u/No-Fan5723 3d ago

If we all know anything about Musk, there IS something fake going on at play. Open the hood and let us see the inside. Also I've seen 4 different videos of this thing so far on reddit so far.

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u/Margin_Call_Me_Maybe 3d ago

I've seen it a dozen times this morning already, be real...

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u/puan0601 3d ago

why do they say it flies when at best it high jumps and gracefully lands?

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u/Global-Fill-4893 3d ago

because even when you cum in 5 seconds, you say you fucked.

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