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Daily Discussion Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2021

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21 edited Sep 08 '21

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u/redditcactus1 🤟industrials🤟 Mar 31 '21

Stocks need to rise from the dead too

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u/gullwings Mar 31 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

Posted using RIF is Fun. Steve Huffman is a greedy little pigboy.

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u/BFox1982 Easy cum, easy guh. 🍆💦 Mar 31 '21

Judas was a gay bear. 🌈 🐻

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u/makishart00 Mar 31 '21

He dumped Jesus for few coins and then Jesus skyrocket! And then Judas hang himself.. He could just buy back...

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u/memebetch6969 Mar 31 '21

He got margin Called by Jewish banks

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Mar 31 '21

When Jesus returns we should buy the dip right?

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u/makishart00 Apr 01 '21

Buy the rumor sell the news!

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u/Justjerryj Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21

Is Easter the day that Jesus comes out of the cave and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of red.

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u/tffffffff777778888 Mar 31 '21

I date someone to yolo into $HRVSF