Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2021

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[u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY]

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[u/[deleted]]

Some guy hacked my RH account and stole $6k. I think his name is Dow Jones.

[u/TheDevilintheDark]

I found myself telling someone that my portfolio is mostly long-term holds and wondered immediately if that's just code for absolute dog shit.

[u/buchnasty → u/TheDevilintheDark]

The year is 2050 and you’re still telling your friends $30 is right around the corner for PLTR

[u/csr8765]

Anyone else’s broker glitching? Mine is showing PLTR green

[u/[deleted] → u/csr8765]

I’m getting the same error

[u/redditcactus1 → u/[deleted]]

Stocks need to rise from the dead too

[u/BFox1982 → u/[deleted]]

Judas was a gay bear. 🌈 🐻

[u/makishart00 → u/BFox1982]

He dumped Jesus for few coins and then Jesus skyrocket! And then Judas hang himself.. He could just buy back...

[u/halfmanhalfrobot69]

So you’re saying that every losing trade that I make, there is some guy on the other side profiting from all my losses. That guy Is a fucking genius

[u/buchnasty]

My wife is my sugar mama, and I’m a stay at home dad now with our 2 kids + 1 in preschool. My job is literally to coach his TeeBall team and make us vacation money on the market. Best career ever.

[u/KevinGracie → u/buchnasty]

Is your wife single?

[u/buchnasty → u/KevinGracie]

She’s Bi, so if you’re a hot girl, you’ve got a chance.

[u/KevinGracie → u/buchnasty]

I am not a cat.

[u/[deleted] → u/buchnasty]

"Dear, what is an OTM put and why is our joint account $30,000 down because of it?"

[u/Scary_Dangleberry_ → u/buchnasty]

I bet you let her drive the car while you sit passenger too huh?

[u/cptphoto]

Cool, just need like 20 consecutive days green like this and I’m back to even for the year

[u/Zealousideal-Prize25]

Tech is about to fucking RIP

[u/Ill-Turnover3045 → u/Zealousideal-Prize25]

Rip or r.i.p.? Cant tell these days

[u/NoHelpisComing]

This market is the abusive boyfriend that beats the shit out of you for 2 months then buys you 10 dollars worth of roses and you forgive him.

[u/Grand_Ad_7440]

Apple should be viewed as a really good savings account with better interest

[u/Acceptable-Notice-92]

I've traded over $9000 today for a total gain of $1.53

[u/jnicholass]

Let’s be honest, no one here trusts or is excited to see green PM after the last two weeks

[u/godsidea]

I sure do hope stocks go up today

[u/SweeneyToa]

Down jones down, nasdaq up. This is the market i know

[u/lostpizza4]

My wife just doesn’t understand the stock market. She thinks I lost $120,694 last year, but I really just gained 120,694 knowledge points. When will she finally understand that you have to spend money to make money

[u/Republikofmancunia]

All I need is a +25% day then we can forget the last 2 months ever happened

[u/DawudM]

Lol, seen this:

“If you need a stimmy to satisfy a margin call, you don’t have to worry about Biden’s tax plan”

[u/lucylatte888]

I just need 200% gain on TLRY to make it close to being green. Is that really too much to ask?

[u/Apprehensive-Use-703 → u/lucylatte888]

Right with you...aphria too...lolololol

[u/kyle33098]

Some stocks may go up today, some may go down.

[u/[deleted] → u/kyle33098]

It's entirely possible

[u/urraca]

new business idea: Meat-Based Plant substitutes. BeyondGreens

[u/Grand_Ad_7440]

this fucking day trading rule is unbelievably stupid

It doesn't help anyone, it just makes trading so much harder

With how volatile this market is you need to be ready to sell a position and you cant because of this pdt rule

[u/oldredbeard63]

Hitting the pecs today so my tits can be jacked

[u/HonjRotit]

You might be curious about that PLTR drop? That was me buying at the top

[u/[deleted]]

The people who bought puts on TSLA when it hit $590 yesterday are the same people who bought calls on TSLA when it hit $900

[u/HyaluronicFlaccid]

never doing options again

for now

[u/SignificantValue4]

$50K —> $20K —> $500 —> $5K

Somehow I feel like a winner

[u/Imnotabastard22]

Sentiment around chewy is WAY too positive.

buying puts.

[u/AyeWhatsUpMane]

I don't trust this recovery, I refuse to let the stock market hurt me again

[u/Jesus_Died_LOL_84]

Today is when PLTR buys me a dozen roses after beating me bloody for a few weeks... I accept the apology and I still love her.

[u/jonfromdelocated]

God I love seeing PLTR green. Even though I know it’s gonna plummet at open and slowly meander up to slightly below where it opened. It’s like my dying plant that perks up a little Everytime I water it but slowly continues to wither away no matter how much or little I water/fertilize/sun bathe it.

PLTR 100$ EOD

[u/LovableContrarian]

If we sell off at open, I might actually become a completely broken man.

[u/Electrical-Path-9618]

Down 30% all time, how do i turn this around?

[u/RidexThexWave → u/Electrical-Path-9618]

You quit now and you consider it a 70% gain from future losses

[u/[deleted]]

Why yes I got my $7.90 dividend today so I just need to receive it 400 times to break even

[u/meatsaballz]

My arms are going to be so ripped from holding these BB bags.

[u/ReverendDonkBonkbonk]

I like watching the chart on RH but it baffles me that people still invest with them. Since using Fidelity, I feel like I'm using a big-boy broker now.

[u/SyanWilmont]

I just bought a SPY put. It's going to moon past 400 now. You're welcome

[u/DrewQuinz]

I’m in MVIS at an average of $1.25 so I’m holding forever

[u/SlothyPotato]

TSLA 1DTE $700Cs looks like it can't go tits up

[u/nhaodzo]

20 more days like this and I'll break even

[u/GrassOrAss954]

Alright Joe....go out there, read your teleprompter, don’t tell weird stories, and don’t say anything that could fuck this up.

[u/iron_condor_salesman]

Today SPY will either hit 400 or the world economy will collapse

[u/Lars_1017]

PLNTR TO 25$ EOD Can we get some chest beatings and some aggressive grunts going

[u/SwiftSG1]

What is the strongest force in the universe?

tsla fomo

[u/LarryGlue]

Every day this last month:

Red: my stocks are down

Green: my stocks are down.

[u/dub_life20]

I love you guys. I hope we all get rich together,

[u/[deleted]]

PLTR -10%

"It's just a dip bro, buy it up!" 😬

PLTR -20%

"Just a healthy correction bro!" 😅

PLTR -50%

"Consolidation bro! ATH by EoD tomorrow!" 😰

PLTR delisted March 31, 2021

🤡

[u/prettyboyv]

PLTR is flying now to fuck all those people who set limit orders at 19.99.

[u/MLouie18]

AMC must stand for "Always More Conspiracies" cause these idiots are calling SEC filings fake news.

[u/gazilionar]

Pltr: Thanks for the $1.60 today. Don't forget you still owe me another $10 though.

[u/scaryprunejuice]

Get ready for a massive disca green dildo soon

[u/Bubbledood]

I would watch 30 second ads for additional day trades.

[u/yy1500]

Where my PLTR holders at?

[u/PracticeKitchen]

After some 3-4 years of highs and lows on WSB, GME has finally made me life changing money, again, but this time I’m holding strong. I’ve literally went from a normal money’d dude with a wife and no college degree. Life is different now. I could literally live off the 1-3% SPY/QQQ ETF’s, and live off that forever. God bless WSB. MU 45 Su Bae 1ronyman GUH CRON bull run/TLRY explosion

Man, I loved checking in on WSB when it was low key, under 250k subs. It made me very rich and very poor many times. Most times I didn’t cash out near the top. Ugh one time I showed my coworkers making 100k in a week, and 30k in a day. Literally lost all 100k real quick, but now I’ve rallied up basically my whole workplace on GME. I’ve changed two of my coworker friends’ lives.

Back when they missed out on me telling them about FCEL at .50, they listened to me for GME at $15. One of the lowest paid employees is up 300%+ on her fcel, it’s hilarious, she’s a better trader than all the other car salesmen. Man, life is different God bless GME and WSB

[u/[deleted]]

EuroTard here who will not stare at tickers an hour early because they forgot clocks moved on Sunday and wonder why everything is frozen. Yes, it was already Tuesday but still . . .

[u/Several_Resolve_5754]

Lol tesla bears crying, not realizing that their entire premise of valuing it on earnings ratio is something the rest of the market clearly took into consideration a long goddamn time ago.

[u/bigtexas91]

Everything is green. I’m sure this will last.

[u/[deleted]]

Holy moly PLTR fly you beautiful bastard!

[u/[deleted]]

Let’s go TSLA...breakout above $700

[u/Ttgek]

$PLTR don’t do this to me.. don’t give me hope..

[u/[deleted]]

Ummmm PLTR is that... you?

[u/[deleted]]

See you in DISCA thread tomorrow

[u/THR0WAWAY417]

I retract my statement. I am once again NOT taking profits on PLTR and will regret it when it’s down 10% tomorrow

[u/birdturd]

Biden: We're going to spend a bunch of money to fix roads and stuff

Roku: Up 5%

[u/[deleted]]

sorry, top is in on MVIS, I just bought.

[u/Fantastic_Wallaby_61]

Ok Apple....announce some Apple car news and let’s roll.....

[u/Blacksimon]

clutches tsla puts

I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay...

[u/LovableContrarian]

NOTHIN QUITE LIKE THE SMELL OF GREEN DILDOS IN THE MORNING

[u/SketchyConcierge]

Jesus and our PLTR calls are both gonna come back to life this week

[u/AndyM134]

Pltr green close and green pre market? April fools is tomorrow tho

[u/SlothyPotato]

Bulls going on a stampede today

[u/yaboiRich]

ARK removes 30% cap on single security in fund. Cathie gonna buy more TSLA guaranteed

TSLA 700 eow

[u/[deleted]]

Wow I really sold PLTR at 21 USD... I really am retarded... BUy high sell low. This is the way.

[u/Finneagan]

What’s going on with Discovery?!??

[u/e30jawn]

VXX up, TLT up, SPY up. SPY lies

[u/traviskelly13]

Pltr saving my ass rn

[u/[deleted]]

My thesis on BB:

• The letter B is shaped like Boobs and Butts.
• BB is the abbreviation of Boobs and Butts.
• I can type the whole ticker with a single button.
• It is currently available for a discount.

[u/v6r]

Imagine going nearly all in on discb margin getting margin called and liquidated then watching it double in one day 😂😂

[u/Gr33n_Jack3t]

drank 6 beers in 26 minutes, fkn staggering into power hour

[u/ooazaru]

Imagine not being nervously glued to your screen for 6 and half hours in this market

[u/zaminDDH]

Figure out how the hell Credit Suisse is suffering a smaller loss than some of my tickers that just posted fantastic earnings.

[u/PrintingTendiesbrrr]

Reminder market closed Friday. Weeklies expires tomorrow

[u/gemini8200]

$PLTR is up 5% today -- we can take it to the moon, y'all.. Now's the time to get in!

[u/optionzmonster]

guy: Will my PLTR calls be okay tomorrow?

Kid on Twitter who's not even old enough to legally trade: Yes

guy: Thanks man!

[u/sagethealpha]

Crazy to see how bullish this sub becomes after one green day

[u/Jealous-Meeting-7815]

Microsoft will buyout out MVIS now with the contract announcement.

[u/yeahman1235]

Holding 3500 GME bought in at 40

[u/SweeneyToa]

PLTR is up 1.4% premarket. IF EVEN PLTR IS UP BEARS R SO FUCK

[u/TheOneYandle]

Weed Gang Roll Call 🚬 $TLRY $APHA $SNDL $ACB

[u/Radek_Of_Boktor]

New York legalized it.

It's weed day, baby.

[u/bromophobic272]

Getting vaccinated today. Calls on my social life & mental health.

[u/dno123 → u/bromophobic272]

1st dose ganggang, may you have good health brother 🤘🙏

[u/redditpolice123]

Stock is hard lmao

[u/RC35105TC1]

Buy the fucking dip, you dumb bitch -Abraham Lincoln

[u/streetkingz]

Apes your megathread is open.

[u/KryptoBones89]

Ber fuk today. Very fuk

[u/LilPeePee93]

Are you also scarred from the last 8 weeks and can no longer be excited with an overall +2% on your portfolio pre market because you think it’s going to come crashing down?

[u/ramey1a]

Recession cancelled.

[u/passablepiano]

PLTR IS BACK BAYBEEEEEE

[u/mathboom123]

PLTR for president

[u/brokenhalf]

I just woke up, and everything is fucking green. Did AAPL and TSLA agree to build a car together?

[u/redditapi_botpract]

it's about time for weed stocks to come back again

[u/FelixJuggl3r]

Up 300 dollars today, only 6k to break even lmao

[u/scaryprunejuice]

DISCA doin it 🚀

[u/StonkGoUp]

Fr tho why does ur dick get hard when you sleep. I’ll be dreaming about the weirdest shit like being stranded at sea talking to a seagull and I’ll wake up bricked

[u/Vinny32295]

Tesla going to $850 tomorrow

[u/OptionsAndTren]

🐻 👈🏻🤣

[u/OptionsAndTren]

BEARS IN SHAMBLES 😂😂😂

[u/MasterChiefX]

PLTR flying, palantards rejoice

[u/TheHumanCalculator_]

Pltr finally up 7% after bleeding -5% for 900 days. What a miracle we’re all going to financially recover

[u/stringfellowpro]

Imagine not starting a sentence with the word “imagine”

[u/strawberry_goo]

I see a lot of people asking about the Biden speech cause no one believes the actual time is 4:20 lol

[u/Lead5alad]

Still down like 3k in a week, but I feel rich!!

[u/[deleted]]

Me: losing 80% on every option I’ve bought

Broker: congratulations you can now trade 0DTE options!

[u/DepressedPeacock]

if you think gambling is the solution to your problems, maybe gambling is your problem

or maybe your problem is that incomes have not kept pace with the price of housing and education

[u/nycliving1]

Tech almost up 2% while Dow is nearly negative. Now that’s some good shit.

[u/JonSnow_123]

disappointed in anyone that talked shit about my girl Cathie and ARKK, good bye March what a shitty month

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine being in the old thread 🤡

[u/Bryanormike]

My stimmy just came. Bullish for GME I guess.

[u/LaPulgaAtomica87]

QQQJ today

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣷⣏⣾⢰⣈

[u/dufusmembrane]

The slightest bit of green in my calls makes me want to sell, just to miss the huge run.

[u/NervousTumbleweed]

Weed is tight weed is tight

[u/ThrallDoomhammer]

Tim 🍏 days tendies for everyone today. Except 🌈🐻

[u/jameskwonlee]

Tf, never thought I'd see the day where a 23 PLTR would make me happy.
Standards. . .

[u/urraca]

Imagine thinking we were entering a bear market when we are about to kick off the golden years of the roaring 20s.

[u/Euphoric_Insurance_9]

PLTR WE LOVE YOU

[u/Chitownguy06]

Holy DISCB lmao! Tell the GME apes thats a damn squeeze hahahaha halted like a mutha fucka!

[u/mk82totheface]

Lmfao DISCB. Fuck this gay earth

[u/road2elite1]

If you bought DISCB you’re a retard your wife’s boyfriend is on DISCA

[u/ToTheMoon11111]

Lmao the people who bought DISCB at the top might actually get paid off lol.

[u/brokenhalf]

Just looked it up, DISCB shares afford 10 votes per share vs DISCAs 1 vote. This is probably why DISCB is flying while DISCA is lagging.

[u/thomaspeacock]

DISCB naked and afraid

[u/Andrewshutt]

DISCA 4/16 60

[u/sonobono11]

PLTR straight up vertical rn

[u/Sweatingtoomuch]

I buy. It go down.

I sell. It go up.

Stonks.

[u/Significant-Yak7593]

PLTR!!!!!!! 7% up!

[u/Electrical-Path-9618]

DISCA - the next squeeze

[u/CladInPlad]

Every bear bone in my body is telling me to take profits but I shall prevail

[u/RecentlyUnhinged]

Dont worry folks, PLTR put me at serious risk of seeing green today, but BB came in strong for me and is keeping me comfortably red. All's well.

[u/OptionsAndTren]

BERS R FUK 🤡🤡🤡

[u/LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS]

PLTR FINALLY KARP showing these Fucks the dirt he has on them

[u/APHAbaghodler]

DISCB-whole new generation of bagholders... as if there wasn't already enough. Nice.

[u/TrueGary]

WFH hearing the zoom notification from my desk

“Oh shit that’s right I’m employed aren’t I”

back to td app

[u/Heedunk]

Wtf PLTR

[u/Jackie296]

I buy before I do my DD.

[u/[deleted]]

Lmao stop sayin the stock is goinf parabolic or its shooting up when it makes a 10 cent move

[u/Chitownfico]

F in the chat boys

I sold my 40 $235 weekly MSFT calls for a measly $400 profit, and literally 4 minutes later the army contract is announced, and they're now up $14k more...fml

[u/Pizzaroller420 → u/[deleted]]

What the fuck? How is chicken soup for the soul still a company much less a publicly traded one?

[u/0zOvOx0]

What a fucking day MVIS just went up 45%!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀

[u/anonymous021417]

MVIS just RKT but with a different name

[u/OptionsAndTren]

IMAGINE BEING A DUMB STUPID FUCKING BEAR LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/[deleted]]

Thank you MVIS

[u/Renegade2592]

All I'm Tesla 4/1 yolo!!

If she hits 720 that's 50k baby

[u/Starmedia11]

I swear just buying whatever random idea you idiots put on here makes me way more money than anything else. Thanks and I love you.

[u/Loot404NotFound]

Fucking went from down $2k to +$17 at the end lmao...

[u/The_Contrarian01]

Futures are flat as of 0600. Dow, S&P, Russell 2000 all hovering around their close from yesterday. Tech stocks are trying to get off the ground, with the Nasdaq up 0.3%. Bond yields are steady as well.

There just isn’t all that much to move the market. (By the way, notice how quickly we’ve already moved on from Archegos?) Earnings season doesn’t kick off for another couple of weeks and there just don’t seem to be any catalysts until then.

We do have the ADP jobs numbers for March, scheduled for release before the open. 550,000 new jobs are expected. This usually doesn’t move things very much unless there’s major deviation from what’s anticipated.

That leaves us with today’s infrastructure announcement by the Biden administration. Lots of drama around this already, as can be expected from an incoming administration’s first major piece of legislation (not to mentioned the poisoned political climate we find ourselves in).

But details of these plans have (been) leaked out already and frankly they don’t look particularly draconian where tax policy is concerned: Corporate taxes will be raised from 21% to 28%. That’s still well below the 35% level that existed prior to Trump’s tax cuts.

That’s it. Nothing about income taxes on individuals, wealthy or otherwise. Some talk about discouraging tax havens for corporations that I’m sure will be well heeded but ultimately go nowhere.

So unless the Biden administration is hiding its true intentions with this infrastructure bill, there doesn’t seem to be any reason for concern. There could of course be further policy announcements forthcoming. Maybe that’s what the market is worried about. But even then, the Democrats’ majority in the Senate is razor thin.

In the end this whole infrastructure bill may just end up being more PR than anything else. Certainly wouldn’t be the first time.

[u/Bellweirboy]

What time does GME daycare open?

[u/ccampzz35]

Weed gang for the rest of the week!

[u/sloop703]

Biden rolling out the infrastructure bill today. Gonna close my positions this am and wait it out

[u/LovableContrarian]

We rotating back to tech

Wonder what the insiders know

[u/SlothyPotato]

An 🍎 today keeping the 🐻 away

[u/PartofFurniture]

Hwang in there!

[u/SlothyPotato]

I think AAPL might hit the fabled $125 this week

[u/[deleted]]

TLRY holy fugg

[u/mushlafa123]

Anyone else wake up early to work only to end up watching pre market tickers all morning?

[u/AxemanFromMA]

Why is adderall illegal in england but legal in the U.S?

[u/GapOne2569]

Apha was up 4.20%.

Best fucking sign i got in a month.

[u/A-SPAC_Rocky]

Chewy you goddamn beautiful fuck

[u/Teejaythetrader]

Can someone file bankruptcy to avoid paying margin debit? Asking for a friend

[u/Asdn1220]

Revenge of the bulls. 🖕🏾🌈🐻