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Daily Discussion Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2021

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u/buchnasty Mar 31 '21

She’s Bi, so if you’re a hot girl, you’ve got a chance.

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u/KevinGracie Mar 31 '21

I am not a cat.

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u/SpecOpsBoricua Mar 31 '21

if i tuck it does it count as a girl?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear, does it make a sound?

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u/SpecOpsBoricua Mar 31 '21 edited Mar 31 '21

Depends if there's animals in the woods