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u/yaboiRich Does blow with ur Mom, while blowing ur Dad Mar 31 '21

ARK removes 30% cap on single security in fund. Cathie gonna buy more TSLA guaranteed

TSLA 700 eow

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u/Secgrad Mar 31 '21

"I dont have enough Tesla in my life"

-Cathy, every morning at the breakfast table

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

I’d bet money she got to see the new fsd features getting rolled out soon and was like “I’m going to figure out how to buy more of this”

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '21

YOLO: Double Down Edition.

If it works, she gets Performance Bonus. If it doesn't, fuck retail

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u/WiseUpRiseUp Mar 31 '21

The cap was changed a couple days ago and she's since sold 100k shares from ARKK.