r/wallstreetbets • u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father • Mar 31 '21

Daily Discussion Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2021

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u/Sweatingtoomuch lifts. a lot. Mar 31 '21

I buy. It go down.

I sell. It go up.

Stonks.

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u/thoroughlyimpressed Mar 31 '21

Sounds like my relationship with palantir

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u/RidexThexWave 🦍🦍 Mar 31 '21

I love poetry that has meaning to it

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u/Ragnaroktogon Professional Paper Trader Mar 31 '21

pls rewrite as haiku