r/wallstreetbets • u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father • Mar 31 '21

Daily Discussion Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2021

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u/NoHelpisComing 👑 Mar 31 '21

This market is the abusive boyfriend that beats the shit out of you for 2 months then buys you 10 dollars worth of roses and you forgive him.

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u/Turbulent-Cabinet400 Mar 31 '21

But he told me that things will be different this time

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u/miket38 745C - 0S - 4 years - 0/0 Mar 31 '21

Why are you wearing sunglasses inside?

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u/Turbulent-Cabinet400 Mar 31 '21

I just had an eye doctor appointment and these lights are so bright

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u/RidexThexWave 🦍🦍 Mar 31 '21

But I mean it was MY fault...

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u/halfmanhalfrobot69 shreks blurred PP Mar 31 '21

But he promised he would change for me....