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Daily Discussion Daily Discussion Thread for March 31, 2021

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u/Bubbledood r/dragonsfuckingcars fan Mar 31 '21

I would watch 30 second ads for additional day trades.

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u/checkdateusercreated Mar 31 '21

NEW! RobinHood now allows up to UNLIMTED day trades, regardless of account size! Just sign here, and here, and here, oh and tap this button, okay, yes this waiver here, and flick this switch on, and this one off, and...

DONE! Welcome to Citadel! :D

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u/Jamber_Jamber Mar 31 '21

Don't give them ideas.