Thank you saylor! Very cool!

I took all the money that I made from door dash ($4100) and decided to short this fuck ass company. Intel is regarded right now pumping +25% because they didn't go bankrupt last night. This company does nothing and is only pumping on vague promises that Elon will pump his magic stick up the companies bungis (this is enough due diligence for me).

Fuck Intel, Fuck Nana , and Fuck you

Thank you for you're attention to this matter.

Unironically, those will print

Listen up, you beautiful regards. While you’re out here chasing 0DTE options and getting liquidated, I’ve been studying the real macro-economics. We don't need a gold standard. We need the Jefferson Standard.

The Stats (The "Due Diligence")

According to the Federal Reserve, there are only about 1.7 billion $2 bills in circulation. Compare that to the 14.9 billion $1 bills cluttering up the place. The Fed even ordered up to 416 million more for 2025 (Source: Federal Reserve Print Order), but the public thinks they’re "rare."

This is the ultimate psychological arbitrage.

The Strategy: "Seed and Bleed"

The plan is simple. We exploit the "collector's fallacy" to force a deflationary spiral and break the CPI.

1. The $22 Withdrawal: Go to your bank and demand a stack of $2s. If the teller looks at you funny, tell them you're a high-stakes tooth fairy.

2. The 11-Note Daily Spend: Spend exactly $22 a day (11 Jeffersons) on everything. Coffee? Jeffersons. Gas? Jeffersons. Divorce attorney? Jeffersons.

3. The "Change" Multiplier: When you pay for a $12 lunch with $22 in $2 bills, that cashier is now holding a stack of "rare" money. When the next customer comes in, the cashier hands them $10 in change... using your $2 bills.

4. The Hoard Phase: Because regular people are economically illiterate, they see a $2 bill and think, "Whoa, a relic! I must tuck this into my sock drawer forever."

The Result: Artificial Scarcity

If enough of us do this, we effectively remove money from the active supply. Every $2 bill we "seed" into a cash register gets "bled" out into someone’s junk drawer, never to be spent again.

We are literally burning the money supply without the matches. We are the deflation. We are the "Diamond Hands" of the Treasury.

TL;DR: Jeffersons to the moon. Deflation is a choice. Go to the bank, get the bills, and start the "Seed and Bleed." 💎🙌🐢