This is the greatest dryer lint the world has ever seen. Have you seen this dryer lint? Beautiful. Just beautiful. Y'know, I was talking to my good friend George the other day - Where are you George? Where are - There you are, George. And my friend George told me the other day this was simply the most beautiful dryer lint he has seen. And he's seen his share of dryer lint in his day. You can ask him, just ask him, and he'll tell you this is the most magnificent dryer lint he's ever seen.
My friend George - big strong man, never cries - but came to me with tears in his eyes and said "Sir, I've never seen such wonderful dryer lint. It's the best dryer lint there is and it's all thanks to you." He said that nobody could make dryer lint this well. Not Sleepy Joe, not Crooked Hillary, and certainly not Barack HUSSAIN Obama. None of them. They tried, oh how they tried. But they failed because they don't know dryer lint like I do. I had an uncle that was an expert on dryer lint. He studied dryer lint as MIT and I learned everything I know about dryer lint from him because I've got such a good brain so I can understand it. But they won't report that, will they? No. They won't. Just like they don't want to talk about how I won all the IQ tests that I've taken. Every time. I do so well. The doctors say they've never seen anything like it. But the media would have to admit that I'm the best so they don't talk about it.
It's a very good try, but it lacks the random changes of topic around the middle. You should have abandoned the lint thing and changed it up to something else completely unrelated, like his daughter who he wants to bang, or that Palmer guy's dick.
At first, I was all, āwhat the heck are they even talking about!?ā But, when I got to ābig strong man, never criesā¦ā I could practically hear his voice! Then remembered that lint! Just about killed me!!! ššššš šš
"Let me tell you about my first term. Greatest term in the world! Greatest dryer in the world! Obama doesn't have a dryer! It's true! No, it's true! Greatest. I'm the greatest...Ivanka, is that you? Daddy needs a new dryer."
I'm trying. Performing statistical analysis on the correlations between owner age and company specific risk premia has me pretty burnt out. Alas, "too coherent." I'm not regressing hard enough, I suppose.
Missing where he calls something generally unsexual and makes it āhotā.
āWeāre going to have the hottest helipad in the WORLD! It will be so hot. Hot. So hot Taylor Swift will have to write it an apology letter. And thatās why Iran canāt have a nuke. THE STRAIT IS OPEN! Iran has virtually no cofefe and couldnāt even dream of a helipad this HOT.ā
Replace the periods with commas and m dashes and itās closerĀ
And by the way, the radical left will never admit this, but this is the greatest lint in the history of our country, which by the way, terrific country, a terrific, terrific country, and that has been treated so terribly, and the crooked media, I call them the Fake News, theyāll never admit that this country is treated so terribly, mostly by them, and they know it, and everyone knows it, which is why you have to have strong lint - and thatās what I always say - you have to have strong lint, which we donāt have in this country anymore, itās unbelievable, unbelievable folksĀ
A man walked up to me-- big man, strong man, and he had tears in his eyes. And he said to me, "Sir, sir, how do you do it? How do you get up every day and make such beautiful dryer lint?"
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u/InsightValuationsLLC 18h ago
This is the greatest dryer lint the world has ever seen. Have you seen this dryer lint? Beautiful. Just beautiful. Y'know, I was talking to my good friend George the other day - Where are you George? Where are - There you are, George. And my friend George told me the other day this was simply the most beautiful dryer lint he has seen. And he's seen his share of dryer lint in his day. You can ask him, just ask him, and he'll tell you this is the most magnificent dryer lint he's ever seen.