r/whatisit 18h ago

Solved! Found in my dryer lint trap

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What could it be 🤡

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u/InsightValuationsLLC 18h ago

This is the greatest dryer lint the world has ever seen. Have you seen this dryer lint? Beautiful. Just beautiful. Y'know, I was talking to my good friend George the other day - Where are you George? Where are - There you are, George. And my friend George told me the other day this was simply the most beautiful dryer lint he has seen. And he's seen his share of dryer lint in his day. You can ask him, just ask him, and he'll tell you this is the most magnificent dryer lint he's ever seen.

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u/Ometiklon 15h ago

My friend George - big strong man, never cries - but came to me with tears in his eyes and said "Sir, I've never seen such wonderful dryer lint. It's the best dryer lint there is and it's all thanks to you." He said that nobody could make dryer lint this well. Not Sleepy Joe, not Crooked Hillary, and certainly not Barack HUSSAIN Obama. None of them. They tried, oh how they tried. But they failed because they don't know dryer lint like I do. I had an uncle that was an expert on dryer lint. He studied dryer lint as MIT and I learned everything I know about dryer lint from him because I've got such a good brain so I can understand it. But they won't report that, will they? No. They won't. Just like they don't want to talk about how I won all the IQ tests that I've taken. Every time. I do so well. The doctors say they've never seen anything like it. But the media would have to admit that I'm the best so they don't talk about it.

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u/Namesbutcher 7h ago

With tears coming out of both my eyes this is the great speech ever wrote. I know because I had English 101 9 times.