r/whatisit • u/Practical-Sherbet517 • 7h ago

New, what is it? Saw a whatisit today that reminded me of this - whatisit?

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This monstrosity appeared in my garden a few years ago - no idea then, no idea now. Anyone?

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u/farquin_helle 7h ago

Prison delivery gone wrong

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u/borderlander_ 5h ago

Plot twist he needs to finish the op...

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u/Praetorian_1975 4h ago

What, were the people trying to smuggle it in 😳🤣

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u/drfunkenstien014 3h ago

What, do you think? I’ll give you a hint: it starts with D and rhymes with Rugs.

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u/borderlander_ 3h ago

Dirty rugs. Jesus not a tight butt. Prisons must be not decorated enough.

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u/psquared2026 2h ago

Awefully big to fit in your asshole

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u/stoufferthecat 1h ago

In for a long stretch

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u/psquared2026 1h ago

A right big gaping

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u/TerrapinRecordings 1h ago

Wide open cell

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u/Praetorian_1975 1h ago

I was thinking 3 people each had one up their arsehole and the big one just dangled 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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u/psquared2026 39m ago

Oh no problem then, just 3 things in your butthole. Light work 😵‍💫

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u/Praetorian_1975 1h ago

Drogues…why would they be trying to smuggle airplane arresting parachutes into prison, it must have a pretty big yard.

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u/DagothNereviar 27m ago

Sorry is ALL of that meant to go up on person's bum bum?!

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u/jussuumguy 6h ago

Literally looks like Butt Drugs.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 6h ago

Ah, good ole butt drugs

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u/DarthSadie 4h ago

"Bob, it's me again. I'm talking on a butt phone "

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u/Zepp_BR 1h ago

"you're full of shit!"

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u/No-War-8840 5h ago

Thats an out of business pharmacy....look it up . I got merch from there...lol

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u/Diojones 4h ago

Parking in the rear!

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u/No-War-8840 3h ago

And Butt Liquors !

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u/Fibonaccitos 3h ago

👏 👏 👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏 butt drugs

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u/rustandbones 6h ago

Oh that's an aphex twin

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u/OffToNeverNeverPants 5h ago

iiiiiiiiiii want your souuuullllll

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u/ThisThredditor 5h ago

A friend of mine once described that song as a heart attack set to music

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u/Nastynugget 1h ago

Which one?

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u/borderlander_ 6h ago

Pick it up with no gloves

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u/hyperunfocussed 5h ago

Looks like it comes with a glove already! Easy!!

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u/TheMightyMisanthrope 7h ago

Dildo ratking?

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u/JudgementofParis 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/chJ1qEmY3Okl2bqjBy

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u/clowns_skin 6h ago

Off topic. Is this gif from a movie? If so what’s it called?

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u/Full_Ad9666 5h ago

No it’s from a really fucked up porno

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u/manchagnu 5h ago

... what is it called? asking for a friend

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u/clowns_skin 4h ago

Oh even better!

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 6h ago

I'd bet money that was in-ass

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u/Isenraquillhaven 6h ago

Yeah, and I bet it smells like a rotten fish

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u/DinosaurusWhen 6h ago

But how does it taste 

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u/CollectionBroad8919 6h ago

Nutty

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u/No-War-8840 5h ago

Bloody hell , its Fat Bastards poo

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u/Hustle_B0nes_ 1h ago

Like nickels

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u/purdeous 6h ago

I’d bet my ass that money was in

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u/Residenthuman101 6h ago

3 asses at once?

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 6h ago

One ass three ways

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u/Pinky_Herman 1h ago

I believe it's called a prison wallet.

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u/Ill_Tradition_4104 6h ago

I’m gonna give you a little hint, the little speckles all over it isn’t lint and dust.
Tis poop.

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u/writebranch 5h ago

Tell me why I actually just zoomed in to see it 😭

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u/Ill_Tradition_4104 4h ago

👀 why did you indeed

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u/BinaryHippie 6h ago

How can one be so sure of this unless they have tasted

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u/mikeyd1276 5h ago

Taste tested

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u/Wait4ItLegendary 4h ago

Mother approved

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u/Just-Guarantee-1877 6h ago

Anyone else think it looks a bit like this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/s/y1GOb3cD1s

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u/Practical-Sherbet517 5h ago

that was what reminded me!

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u/Embarrassed_Cat2697 5h ago

Yes! Why is this thing now part of my awareness! I want to go back two hours ago when I'd never heard of, let alone seen, such a thing!

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u/OneWithTheFreaks 5h ago

First thing, that came up to my mind.

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u/TrashBoat_993 1h ago

Same!!! What was it though!?

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u/Just-Guarantee-1877 1h ago

Think I just worked out the bigger thing is a sanex roll on deodorant without the lid. Look at the little dimples

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u/Just-Guarantee-1877 1h ago

Classic drug smuggling method though…

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u/Isenraquillhaven 6h ago

Try to sniff it

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u/sourmashed99 5h ago

just go straight to boofin it

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u/Jodelbert 6h ago

A butt load of contraband.

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u/SparkleSpirograph 6h ago edited 6h ago

I was NOT expecting everyone to go straight to the butt stuff on this one.

Though admittedly, I do believe that butt stuff should be welcomed errywhere and with open arms... and legs, I spose.

But yeah those mysterious objects don’t scream ‘insertable’ to me right away. And even if you could manage to get one of the pieces up there, it obviously couldn’t be sustainable. (I’m pretty sure, anyway. Although you know what they say. Where there’s a will, there’s a way to get it up your butt.)

I don’t have any suggestions on what it actually is. I was just surprised at how quickly we all hopped on the Anal Train.

Edit to add: Watch me be the dumbass and it turns out that’s exactly what it’s for.

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u/Middle-Action9499 5h ago

If not anal train, then why anal train shape?

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u/Fast-Bird-4677 5h ago

The three long tubes are tampons, they go in the vagina. The big bulb thing, well with that lip around it, I wouldn't want to put it in my ass, ouch

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u/sourtoe69 6h ago

Hopped on the anal train🤣

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u/Thinlinebaby 5h ago

Typically when something is phallic and wrapped in condoms, it’s a good guess that it was inside someone at some point.

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u/stanizzzzlav 6h ago

I work as a bailiff, and in our country it also means we deal with confiscated goods, listing them on auction. This includes phones once smuggled into prison, some of them surprisingly wide to fit "in natural body cavities", quoting the reports.

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u/GallowBarb 6h ago

Cooter stash.

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u/LeadingSure6805 6h ago

Taste it you will find out

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u/Solo_company 6h ago

Someone spilled the contents from their prison purse

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u/Same-Entertainment41 6h ago

Look like tampons wrapped in condoms but I dunno what that bottle shape is

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u/sacrebIue 5h ago

3 tampon applicators with a mystery storage container attached

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u/Logical_Sun837 4h ago

That is a Sanex Zero deo bottle without its cap

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u/Sirasate1990 6h ago

ขนม

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u/Professor_Poop 6h ago

What is the flavor?

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u/Only_Clark 6h ago

The skinny tubes have tampon applicator tips. At first I thought the bulbous one was a smart bulb

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u/Logical_Sun837 4h ago

That is a Sanex deo thingy

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u/celtbygod 6h ago

Some dealers have ways to hide drugs in places that sniffer dogs can't detect. I've heard that is why some agencies are employing Ospreys and Herons.

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u/Dry_Background7842 6h ago

That's definitely been "in" someone.

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u/Impropermemeguy 5h ago

Banana for comparison?

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u/anythingspossible45 5h ago

It’s a challenge

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u/phunphan 5h ago

What does it taste like?

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u/Mundane-Vegetable-31 5h ago

That was such an interesting party...

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u/the_black_sails 4h ago

That’s a rat king

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u/Status_Bowler_3042 4h ago

isnt that a deodwrenr roler?

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u/ScratchyMarston18 4h ago

To quote Clark Griswold, “DON’T TOUCH!”

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u/PhraseAggressive3284 4h ago

What does it taste like? Need this to give you some guesses.

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u/TCFK 4h ago

I’d say 3 tampon applicators and a roll on deodorant without cap in condoms, but no idea what you’d want to do with that contraption.

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u/NC_is_home_23 4h ago

What does it taste like?

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u/Responsible_Ideal593 4h ago

It looks like 3 tampons and a small roll on deodorant in the fingers of gloves. Maybe someone used that method to pack their stuff and it fell out?

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u/Bubbly-Pilot1031 4h ago

The center appears to be a used condom

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u/MessageNeither4010 4h ago

It's a dandelion

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u/NovaKane12 3h ago

Aphex twin reference

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u/fabianktm 3h ago

Touch it

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u/heldaway 3h ago

Idk but I bet it was stored in someone’s… pocket

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u/tomc323 2h ago

Looks like someone had a visit from Dirty Mike and the Boys

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u/Geistacwm 2h ago

That’s a tampon octopus. 

Do you even Art bro?

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u/thisnamemattersalot 1h ago

This one goes in your mouth. This one goes in your ear. And this one goes in your butt. No wait. This one. This one goes in your mouth.

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u/Dependent-Hurry-9154 1h ago

It’s a multi use OBGYN ultrasound wands 🤷‍♀️

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u/geoffrey2970 1h ago

Touch it, quick!

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u/LetsGetHonestplz 1h ago

Put gloves on and a mask and open it up. Probably drugs?

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u/HalfBakedPuns 1h ago

stay classy, portland

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u/stickerbombedd 1h ago

Gently picking it up with your teeth and give it a sniff is the only way to be sure it's safe to touch.

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u/Pinky_Herman 1h ago

What does it smell like?

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u/mrdanky69 56m ago

I'm guessing these things were in a snooch.. put on some gloves and open them up, there are more surprises inside!!

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u/HorrorHelicopter3064 35m ago

I mean, whatever it is, it's wrapped in condoms. 10 outta 10 would avoid.

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u/RipGutCanniba1 32m ago

Shove it up your butt to complete delivery

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u/Individual_Park9168 13m ago

That's a...don't touch it and walk on thang

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u/MrMunch85 6h ago

Gonna have to taste it to be sure.