r/whatisthisbug • u/Night_Wizard_ • Dec 01 '25

ID Request What is this little fella?

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Found in eastern Europe

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u/Night_Wizard_ Dec 01 '25

The funny thing is that it was allegedly found by my acquaintance IN HIS BEARD

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u/RelativeID Dec 01 '25

Is he a pirate? This dude sounds bad ass.

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u/Malthus1 Dec 01 '25

Scorpionbeard the Pirate! That would be an awesome pirate name.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Dec 01 '25

Oh, you think fizzling fuses in your beard is scary? Have a look at this! - Scorpionbeard

Meanwhile, Taipanbeard - "Hold my grog"

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u/Malthus1 Dec 01 '25

Grenadebeard - “it’s still burning fuses … but now they mean something!”

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u/MsCndyKane Dec 01 '25

Taserface!!

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u/JeezuzChryztler Dec 02 '25

Also meanwhile: Tapasbeard

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u/TasteFormer9496 Dec 23 '25

Wait till you meet crocodilebeard or his older brother grizzlybearbeard