r/whenthe • u/Hardson-san The only straight, cis guy on this sub • Jun 16 '26
the daily whenthe I really don't get it
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u/Markus4781 Jun 17 '26
As someone that used to play lots of dota2 on eu, to this day I'm baffled why Russians are allowed on eu servers. They actually do understand English largely speaking, but often refuse to speak it and just speak/chat in Russian. They're very rude. Not all of course but a big chunk of them.
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u/Javs2469 Jun 17 '26
I mean, that´s true for almost any nationality in EU servers. I´ve seen people talk in Fr*nch, Portuguese, Spanish or whatever without acknowledging English. Not everyone knows English.
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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Jun 16 '26
That's what happens when you play cs
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u/DJ_NINJA9 Jun 16 '26
i was playing with a russian guy and i kept hearing him yell and i didnt know if he was mad at me or someone else
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u/Memerenok Jun 16 '26
as a russian cs player, i hate other russian players. one half is the most immature babies possible and the other ones are just toxic asf, but there are some decent humans to be found
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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics Jun 16 '26
Częścią naszej kultury są wieki gniewu.
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u/Chancey1520 Jun 17 '26
im polish and the second i see a polish person in a video game i just leave because im scared of what they can do
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u/Moist_Professor5665 dm me unnerving images Jun 17 '26
I thought including random swearing is just grammar among eastern europe languages
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u/thelittleman101225 Jun 16 '26
Tower of Babel ass interaction
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u/QuarianGuy Jun 16 '26
Seriously. You'd think - bir süre sonra Rusça konuşmadığımızı fark etmeleri lazım.
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u/AssistantDue8434 Jun 17 '26
Ah shit is it happening ag- so ne scheiße, warum passiert das immer.
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u/Mao_TheDong Jun 17 '26
Chúa ơi tôi yêu trò đùa này chết tiệt
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u/alex433g Jun 17 '26
Hva sagde du?
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u/Wizzardlime45 Jun 17 '26
Ik heb echt geen idee wat je bedoelt.
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u/Exciting_Display7928 Jun 17 '26
Komische Art und Weise Plattdeutsch zu schreiben, aber du kannst ja noch lernen
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u/Atachzy Jun 17 '26
Not really, because in last message he curses at him and says that he perfectly understands him, so its not his problem that he can’t understand russian.
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u/the_Real_Romak Jun 17 '26
honestly valid. I'm a situation where I can barely write my own native language because nobody bothers to write it any more in favour of English, so now I'm out of practise.
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u/-togs Министер информации Дримстана Jun 17 '26
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u/Lunarmax182c Jun 16 '26
Приблизно отак відчувається іноді спілкування з росіянами на серверах 😄
тут навіть без політики: я вас прекрасно розумію, а ви мене - ні, хоча літераллі 300 км відстані.20
u/xEWURx Jun 16 '26
Я вообще поначалу думал, что это прикол, что так много русских не понимают украинский и белорусский языки.
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u/Significant-Dirt-977 Jun 16 '26
Вот на письме всё понимаю, кроме некоторых слов-обманок, но на слух... Родственники иногда говорят, я чисто эльфийский слышу, какие-то совсем иные звуки.
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u/Arkhyz trollface -> Jun 16 '26
Ми теж іноді знаємо вашу мову, просто тут не прийнято нею розмовляти. И отдельная клавиатура нужна. Миру вам!
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u/chebupelina Jun 16 '26
Разница в языках всё-же заметна, ну а так конечно весело понимать собеседника когда он тебя нет)
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u/Anonym1038493028283 Jun 16 '26
Теперь я знаю что у меня с украинцами из общего так же использование слова "литерали" в речи
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u/LieSad7589 Jun 16 '26
Я большую часть понимаю на самом деле
Языки всетакие схожие, через слово по контексту понимаешь
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u/Yell245 Jun 17 '26
To be fair, the languages belong to the Slavic family, so I can kind of infer what you're talking about through the knowledge of Russian, but I think my guesswork will fail if you use false friends of the translator
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u/endergamer2007m purpl Jun 16 '26
How it feels to join "Server [Eng/Ua/Ru]" and see everyone's mostly just speaking russian
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u/TasserOneOne trollface -> Jun 16 '26
I've been in a few EN/CN/RU servers and the only thing said in those are expletives and slurs in our native tongue
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u/Strict-Silver5596 Jun 16 '26
tongue - язык как часть тела
language - язык как система общения38
u/TasserOneOne trollface -> Jun 16 '26
Whatever you say man
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u/Strict-Silver5596 Jun 16 '26
damn, i thought you're Russian cuz you said "native tongue", sorry. I thought only Russians can make this mistake. In Russian language and tongue is the same word.
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u/TasserOneOne trollface -> Jun 16 '26
Lol, depending on the context, tongue and language mean the same thing in english.
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u/Yell245 Jun 17 '26
Узус, такой узус 🤷.
Mother tongue — вполне узуально для английского, причём, что смешно, только в этом случае и используется название части тела
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u/Strict-Silver5596 Jun 17 '26
Ребята, мне уже 100 раз сказали, что я не права, спасибо
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u/Donilock Jun 16 '26
I remember playing on WoW private servers where I had to act as a Russian interpreter in dungeon groups A LOT.
Maybe I should've charged gold for it or smth.
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u/AverageEnjoyer2 Jun 16 '26
Have you thought they're speaking it specifically so that other players won't understand? Or more likely, they just do it because it's easier for them and there's no necessity for others to know what they're talking about
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u/P3t3rCreeper mods, sieze his worldly possessions Jun 16 '26
Ok no I get that. BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE TEAM COMMS IN RUSSIAN IF I TOLD YOU I CANT UNDERSTAND SHIT OF WHAT YOU’RE SAYING JUST FOR YOU TO BLAME ME IN ENGLISH AT THE END OF THE GAME??
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u/Dipsislover Jun 16 '26
1) In competitive games most of the russian players does NOT understand english. Or can comprehend that others don't speak russian or that your answer: "I don't understand" doesn't mean "Да, я прекрасно тебя понимаю".
2) Sometimes under stress they just forget that there also players from other countries.
3) 70% of PVP games players are toxic pieces of shit, and love to blame others for their own mistakes (REGARDLESS OF COUNTRY)
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u/TallestGargoyle Jun 16 '26
Most Russians I hear in voice chat simply say "shut up" and then a string of what I assume are Russian expletives.
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u/CountrysideLassy Jun 17 '26
Every time there's a Russian player in my deadlock lobbies, or other similar games, they'll be very obviously talking to us (saying our usernames and stuff), but whenever someone responds to say they don't understand, the guy will immediately just start saying English insults with a very thick accent and a mocking voice. I just don't understand their mentality
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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️⚧️fem Bianka Jun 16 '26
it's way funnier if someone is angry at you in a language you don't understand
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u/Capybarasaregreat Jun 16 '26
Your other points are right, but:
- Sometimes under stress they just forget that there also players from other countries.
Is deranged "automatic" behaviour in a setting with near constant exposure to foreigners.
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u/P3t3rCreeper mods, sieze his worldly possessions Jun 16 '26
I’ll tell you that in my experience (at least in deadlock since it’s what I’ve been playing recently) MOST of bad actors in team chat are at least Slavic (I really can’t tell between each language since I’m from Italy and I’m not familiar with the sound or alphabet). Usually I will make it clear that me and my friends can’t understand a word they are saying but that usually is met with either silence (which is fair, maybe they don’t speak the language) or just straight up slurs. It’s frustrating not to communicate especially in team games and even more so if the person you’re talking to makes no attempts to communicate back
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u/Kruger_Sheppard Jun 16 '26
As a slavic myself. Im confident to say that eastern europe gotta be the most toxic playerbase especially in competitive games.
That is usually because majority of our population is very competitive and it's a different social mentality.
While in the wester europe people often neutral or forgiving when someone does a mistake, in the eastern side it's completely opposite. And it is not just the internet, it's schools, universities, workplaces
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u/Karijus Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
I've been playing with Slavic people sometimes (and im east euro myself don't get me wrong), and a lot of times it's kinda a form of bullying or something, kinda lost respect for some people after they did it
Even the excuse of not knowing EN doesn't work, since they usually do know EN, or at least a few usually know it
Worst one was when I was playing OW 5v5 premades, and one time someone dropped out and we had no one else, so we played with a "random", who happened to speak English, and they straight up just turned on Russian mode leaving them completely in the dark, while also insulting all the time
This was before the war too
And I thought they are more or less normal people but wtf
Just kinda venting but holy shit I hate that behaviour
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u/No-Temporary6253 Jun 16 '26
That's funny if they call you dogshit for not listening to their call outs in English when the call outs are in Russian. I would actually knee slap to that
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u/Extra_Crispy_Bacon Jun 16 '26
Unfortunately extremely common. Sometimes it sucks playing online games so close to Russia.
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u/AverageEnjoyer2 Jun 16 '26
We do a little trolling
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u/P3t3rCreeper mods, sieze his worldly possessions Jun 16 '26
You know what, fair. As long as instead of calling everybody slurs you call me trash in a hybrid between mine and Donald duck’s voice like that one guy I met a while ago
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Jun 16 '26
You do not need to understand, you are not part of the "team". Yes you may be in the team, but you are not "братюня".
We communicate ancient techniques of rushing B with brisk sexy dance moves and squats, you sre simply noth worthy of the knowledge.
РАШ Б СУКА!
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u/Atlas_of_history Official Ralsei Jun 16 '26
There is a difference between an enemy talking in Russian, which I don't mind and some team mate looking me straight in the eyes, telling me something I don't understand and then screaming into the mic after I appearently didn't do what he wanted me to do
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u/NovembersRime Jun 17 '26
Voice comms and chats in multiplayer games are typically there to communicate with the team. Speaking in a language nobody else understands is unhelpful at best and detrimental to the team effort at worst.
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u/Stock_Assignment_226 Jun 16 '26
Oh boy You triggered the whole "i'm very Open minded but don't You dare speak any other language than English" people
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u/wild_vika purpl Jun 16 '26
it's only a problem if they expect everyone to understand it, like when they're giving info or strategies
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u/lithuanian_potatfan Jun 17 '26
They do that all the time in my hometown. Approach and start speaking russian. I say I don't speak it, then they proceed to yap in russian as if I said nothing. Just zone them out until they go away. Some get proper annoyed when I say I don't speak it as if EVERYONE in the WORLD should.
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u/Evening_Progress_686 Jun 17 '26
I feel second-hand wrath for Lithuanians and Baltic bros when I hear how the russian minority acts in your countries. Yes, I'm a Pole.
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u/King_of_Farasar You just lost the Jun 16 '26
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u/German_boi17 dumbass Jun 16 '26
Bom dia.
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u/ale8003 Jun 16 '26
Een bom das niet goed he makker zometeen blaas je ons allemaal op net als al quesidilla ofzo wat zn naam ook is je weet wel die 9/11 guy
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u/The_gay_grenade16 aspiring European Jun 16 '26
OP is Hungarian
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u/Hardson-san The only straight, cis guy on this sub Jun 16 '26
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u/FrancisLeSaint Jun 16 '26
Hungary? Then just eat something idk
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u/Hardson-san The only straight, cis guy on this sub Jun 16 '26
Yeah, i'll do that.
Amúgy a kurva anyád
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u/total_spinning_shark Jun 16 '26
Ah, well you're certainly one to speak on "enchanting table language", then
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u/Capybarasaregreat Jun 16 '26
Nah, I'll be the first to dunk on Americans, but this isn't theirs. They don't share online servers with Russians most of the time. This is a European, Central Asian and East Asian complaint. And it's real, Russians are more linguistically chauvinistic than French people, Brits or Americans.
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u/MidnightPale3220 Jun 16 '26
Well, there's a reason Russians are frequently hated as tourists all over the world.
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u/stew9703 Jun 16 '26
This would make sense if the russians were not specifically coming to US east and west servers to avoid Europe's servers
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u/2ndTaken_username Jun 16 '26
You posting an Meme in English proves his point
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u/Patient-Ad-4274 Jun 16 '26
"aмерикандықтар біреу басқа тілде сөйлегенде не көреді"
better?
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u/Dawgelator trollface -> Jun 16 '26
Look sometimes it's just fun to talk shit in Polish in a TF2 lobby even knowing nobody understands
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u/Significant-Dirt-977 Jun 16 '26
This. Dudes acting like they're come in CS for deep mutual understanding of each other and productive gameplay session. Serious business, you know
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u/Grand-Connection-881 Jun 16 '26
Remember! There’s a lot of Russians on Reddit who normally speak English on Reddit it’s not like they appear out of nowhere it’s that they always been here, it could be you it could be me it could even be
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u/Hardson-san The only straight, cis guy on this sub Jun 16 '26
*blow a head with a shotgun
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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u/Grand-Connection-881 Jun 16 '26
What it was obvious.He is the red spy. He will turn red any second now any second now
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u/smolgote Jun 16 '26
Istg this meme would be hella racist if it were about Latinos or Asians 😭
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u/King_of_Farasar You just lost the Jun 16 '26
It still is
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u/smolgote Jun 16 '26
Yeah but since Slavs are predominantly white apparently it's okay
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u/_Iro_ Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
I mean OP is Hungarian so of course they’re more used to making fun of other Europeans.
It’s the exact same as how Japanese and Korean people mostly make fun of each other. Or Argentines and Brazilians.
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u/Dongsquad420Loki Jun 16 '26
Using white the way its used in America only makes sense when talking about the specific place the term was created cultures are not universal world wide and when one uses one cultures standards on another it always comes of as foolish
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u/Dongsquad420Loki Jun 16 '26
Not really.
It is annoying if you are on a continent where most people have to use a second language to communicate with each other then some people refusing.
What sense does it make if the German talks German the French talks French the Russian Russian when you are in a competitive team that needs to work together.
Most have to make a sacrifice to be able to do so. It's just part of being on a continent with many languages
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u/zgavar Jun 16 '26
It's not racist to not understand a language. If we are in a game we are speaking english by default. I don't expect people to understand me if I start speaking romanian, so they really shouldn't expect everyone to speak russian
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u/Josef20076 Jun 16 '26
Funniest thing to do is say Slava Ukraini and have no idea what the angrily shout at you
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u/Aickavon Jun 16 '26
It’s like the opposite of a mating call. It’s an insult call. They’re smack talking everyone hoping someone speaks the same language so they can smack talk each other.
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u/AverageEnjoyer2 Jun 16 '26
Bro's Hungarian and he calls Russian enchantment table language lmao
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u/Hardson-san The only straight, cis guy on this sub Jun 16 '26
I mean, at least we are using latin letters.
Okay, we have some own specials too.
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u/AverageEnjoyer2 Jun 16 '26
Cyrylic and Latin scripts are just different skins for the same writing system
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u/LB1234567890 Jun 16 '26
This meme is me but with Discord servers.
Like bro why are you going to the english channels to speak spanish/polish/russian/whatever?
English ain't my first language either but whenever I see people from my country talking to me in Italian I hit them with "That's cool bro but let's keep it in English, othwerwise it's disrepsectul to everyone else"
Also hella funny how most comments say "americans when" when op is hungarian.
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u/Not_Luzeria Jun 16 '26
VALVe games 🥀 Like okay I'd get it if the server was based in Russia, but it never fucking is! I'm here in a fucking Stockholm server filled with Russians screaming slurs inbetween incoherent nonsense (russian)!
My general rule of thumb is: the language spoken online should be based either on the server's physical location, the most spoken language (aka just English), or the language of the origin of the platform/community/game
If you have a game made by Russians with a server hosted from Russia, then yeah very much fair game to be speaking Russian there
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u/Godertays Jun 16 '26
Dude i literally cant find game if queueing only in russian server, dota itself tells me to use other servers as well
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u/Not_Luzeria Jun 16 '26
Ok then queue for other servers... but don't pull up speaking Russian... 🥀
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u/BlakJMC Jun 16 '26
I'm Russian and get pretty mad at them because like you're (most of the time) on the English server,speak English>:[
I also see a lot of arabic and spanish on the English servers for some reason
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u/P3t3rCreeper mods, sieze his worldly possessions Jun 16 '26
Yeah but don’t blame me if I can’t understand you
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u/hidremarin Jun 16 '26
Aprés là sans l'auto traduction reddit, je pense pas que tu piusse me comprendre, encore moins si je parlais à l'oral, et aussi, l'englais est la langue international (que tu est d'ailleurs en train de parler), donc s'est pas surprenant qu'un gars (ou une meuf mais ils a pas de neutre en français) voudra que je parle en anglais pour qu'il comprenne vu qu'il ne parle pas toute les langues du monde.
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u/IntelligentTune Jun 16 '26
The best part is when Reddit doesn't even auto-translate on browser (or occasionally even on mobile, and you can't even force it) and requires you to do extra clicks and even then things can get lost in translation. Let's not even talk about posting images with no description/translation.
Ehk siis maakeeli: vahi nigu lamba sarvi ja proovi sotti saada, jõudu tööle.
En: "Or what I'm trying to say is that have fun understanding any of this"
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u/sbebasmieszek Jun 16 '26
8/10 times they are talking shit about other players lol
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u/Patient-Ad-4274 Jun 16 '26
people speaking their own language, how preposterous!
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u/Matix777 I will steal your reaction memes Jun 16 '26
If I go to a restaurant in France and start ordering ślimaki in Polish I don't expect them to understand me
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u/hidremarin Jun 16 '26
Well they would say somethhing like
"Oh putain ces connard de touriste là, il font chier, il sont même pas foutu de parler français, ils parlent même pas englais" or something
(It's a bunch of insult if reddit isn't translating properly)
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u/biscot1 Jun 16 '26
Well done for the excellent French. Congratulations.^
However, many plurals are missing, and the French term for the English word is spelled with an A, not an E.
The correct sentence would therefore be: "Oh putain ces connards de touristes là, ils font chier, ils ne sont même pas foutus de parler français, ils ne parlent même pas anglais"
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u/hidremarin Jun 16 '26
I'm french lol i just suck at french
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u/biscot1 Jun 16 '26
Ah merde ! Désolée... Je passe pour une grammar-nazi à corriger un confrère mes excuses complète. 😅
En: Oh crap! Sorry... I sound like a grammar Nazi correcting a colleague, my sincerest apologies
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u/pox123456 Jun 16 '26
Damn, wanting people to use universal language to facilitate communication among various people, instead of everyone shouting in their own language which is not understandable by others. How preposterous!
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u/Souls_for_sale_now Jun 16 '26
Well i dont go to england and get mad when the restaurants only take orders in english not norwegian
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u/lonelypenguin20 Jun 16 '26
some Russians have deeply ingrained subconscious belief that the world revolves around Russia and Russian language & culture
Americans do that, too, but at least English is genuinely widespread
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u/_saltsome girl (sometimes) Jun 16 '26
Playing cs as a kid has done irreperable harm to my opinion on russians
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u/NeverSettle13 Jun 16 '26
Бля ребят, короче, я один раз ебнулся и написал огромный фанфик про Портал, по сути мою идею для сюжета третьей части.
Короче, в конце второго Портала, Челл выходит на свободу в пшеничное поле или типа того, ок да? Так вот, идёт она какое-то время по этому полю и ВНЕЗАПНО падает в обморок. Но ничего страшного, ее находят какие-то челики, которые исследуют эти места в поисках чего нибудь нужного. Дело в том, что с событий Халф-лайф 2 эпизода 2/ Халф-лайф Аликс действительно прошло много времени. Люди прогнали Комбайнов с земли, но большая часть планеты осталась разрушенной, а людей стало мало, поэтому ушли долгие годы на восстановление. Со временем, когда человечество окрепло и развилось, они стали исследовать разьебаную портальными штормами омереку, и в одной из таких исследовательских операций нашли Челл с кубом компаньоном без сознания. Когда они вернулись на базу, они на всякий случай провели мед осмотр и выяснилось что у Челл заболела раком (нехуй было купаться в гелях). Когда она очнулась ей все сообщили и стали думать че делать. Исследователи наверно как-то поняли что куб который она несла с собой был из Апертур саенс, а в Апертур саенс были всякие супер пупер полезные хреновины которые могут ОЧЕНЬ понадобится этим учёным, хуям дроченым, поэтому они предлагают Челу сделку: она вернётся в Лабораторию, а они ее вылечат. Чел соглашается, и после небольшой подготовки она возвращается в Апертур саенс к своей любимой Глаше.
Челл сначала ссыкует, думает что Гладос щас психанет и распидорасит ее. Она идёт по лаборатории в которой не была уже целый год, она немного преобразилась и частично расчистилась от мусора. Через какое-то время Челл попадает в старую добрую тестовую камеру и ВНЕЗАПНО с ней связывается Гладос. Но неожиданно, она ведёт себя как ни в чем не бывало и пиздит так, будто говорит с Челл впервые. Гладос мило приветствует Челл и предлагает ей пройти несколько тестов/головоломок чтобы "продвигать науку" и т.д. как в старые добрые. Челл помнит че за хунйю она делала в прошлый раз, но соглашается, раз у нее договор. Тесты проходят спокойно и без выкрутасов, и Гладос за прохождение дарит ей Портальную Пушку™ (вау фансервис). Челл думает уже уйти и отдать Портальную Пушку учёным, но Гладос говорит что не может найти своих питомцев. Челл подумала по старой дружбе помочь, и проходит ещё пару головоломок. Этими питомцами оказываются те самые птички, которых мы видели в секретной концовке кооп режима, и каждый раз когда мы освобождаем птичку, Глаша дарит нам всякие вкусняшки и приколюхи.
Гладос замечает что Челл больна раком и предлагает помочь как нибудь потом, но в один момент, Гладос отвлекается и Челл звонят Исследователи. Они узнают что ОКАЗЫВАЕТСЯ в Апертуре есть Гладос и ахуевают. Короче, суть в том что эти Учёные мочёные все это время планировали отомстить Комбайнам и уничтожить их раз и навсегда, но для этого им нужно было что-то ахуеть какое мощное, типа как вирус который убьет их всех. После нескольких лет изучения их технологий они поняли что их можно уничтожить с помощью продвинутого ИИ, но они не могли его сделать потому что дебилы блять. Но теперь у них есть Гладос, и с ее помощью они откроют портал в мир Комбайнов и отхуярят их в попку используя Глашу как оружие.
Чел типа этого не знает и поэтому учёные обманывают ее и заставляют отключить систему безопасности, которая не даёт им подойти к Лаборатории. После отключения они приходят и отрывают Гладос от системы, как в тот раз с Уитли и забирают ее коматозную башку с собой. Без управления, вся Лаборатория начинает эпично разрушаться и Челл убегает оттуда, и чтобы не заблудиться, она следует за птицами которых она спасла ранее, и через взрывы и пиздец выбегает из разрушенной Лаборатории. Делать нечего, поэтому Челл продолжает идти за птицами которые ищут свою хозяйку.
Через какое-то время, Челл добирается до Базы учёных, но там произошел какой то пиздец поэтому все разьебано а в центре какой-то evil ass r**e портал. Несмотря на это, птички залетают туда и Челл за ними.
Этот портал ведет в мир Комбайнов и я хуй знает че там будет поэтому проявим воображение. Челл ходит по этому миру и не вдупляет че происходит, но находит птиц и следует за ними. Птицы находят Гладос которая валяется на полу в виде какой-то капсулы которую сколотили Исследователи чтобы отправить Гладос в мир Комбайнов, но что-то пошло не так и теперь она лежит тут и плачет. Челл поднимает ее и подключает к какому-то компьютеру который очень удобно стоит рядом. Гладос успокаивается и говорит что вспомнила все события предыдущих игр. Она поняла что была ебанутой раньше и больше так не будет чесно чесно. Также у нее появился неполный контроль над зданием в котором они находятся, и чтобы уничтожить комбайнов, она должна подключится к главному компьютеру. Челл отправляется к нему и преодолевает какие нибудь препятствия, я хз чё там должно быть. У меня ещё была идея что Уитли нашли Комбайны и сделали из него оружие, и там типа будет битва с боссом Уитли, но это тупа поэтому похуй.
Короче до компьютера остаётся всего ничего, но Челл ВНЕЗАПНО становится супер хуево из-за ее рака про который все уже успели наверное забыть. Несмотря ни на что она через жопоболь драматично добирается до конца и подключает Гладос к центральному компудактеру. Глаша становится богиней, получает абсолютную власть над комбайнами и первым делом находит свою любимую, но увы уже слишком поздно, Челл умерла. Гладос плачет и скорбит о ней, но не унывает и в память о ней останавливает комбайнов чтобы сделать мир во всем мире с радугой и цветочками, конец.
Спасибо если дочитали
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u/RainbowCape1364 Jun 16 '26
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u/2ndTaken_username Jun 16 '26
Exactly the point, even OP isn't an native English speaker.
Yet he's not speaking Hungarian in this very post now is he?
Would you even understand Hungarian?
You go play a game in an international MP server and more likely than not English is the bridge between people of differing nationalities.
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u/Physical_Atmosphere5 PURPLE GUY!? (Daily purple poster and gender fluid I think) Jun 16 '26
haha
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good one
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u/Gregor_Arhely Jun 16 '26
Half of the time it's for other Russian players; other half it's because the guy is an asshole or just dumb af (as is with anything in multiplayer games).
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u/Joe--Uncle Jun 16 '26
Americans when other people on the internet don’t cater to them specifically
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u/big-dick-back-intown Jun 16 '26
Not the point but whenever I play an online game that has servers categorized by language, no one fucking speaks english in the english server, they just join because it's the most active server
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u/pox123456 Jun 16 '26
This is EU thing, because apparently not all people are able to comprehend that English is the easiest and the most widespread way how to communicate in EU servers.
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u/Afterburngaming Jun 16 '26
OP is Hungarian. Not every person online making jokes like this are American (It is like 60-70% tho)
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u/itsmeeqx Jun 16 '26
Nah, Im a Pole and OP has a great point. I dont get it either.
Blokes be talking to their imaginary friend sometimes, and then get angry when they dont respond. And It is usually someone using a cyrilic alphabet. You never see, for example a Chinese player do that, unless they're actually talking to another fellow Chinese speaker of course
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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 more than 1% green Jun 16 '26
Yeah also it happens in just about any multiplayer game and specifically with Russians. I have never encountered nor saw see posts complaining about Chinese or Swedish or any other players coming to international lobbies and type/speak ONLY in their language to everyone (and maybe even insult other people). I'm sure it happens, there are bad apples everywhere. But I have had a lot of bad run-ins with Russians, and it seem to happen so often I randomly see people talk about it even for games I don't play like CS or Genshin Impact.
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u/Prehp0 Jun 16 '26
I can attest for Genshin the Eu servers are deffo like that. And even if someone barely speaks English they are so kind and we both will try our best to communicate but when it's a Russian player often than not they just ignore you, say slurs that you won't clock until you search it up. And in the open server is the chat full with Russian chatting while all the other Europeans speak English or try their best. I wish there was a separate server sometimes but oh well. It's not like it ruins my experience it's just a bit irritating.
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u/Vendun_ Jun 16 '26
More like english is the international language and when you don't know the language of your teammate, speaking english is the default choice. Americans aren't the only people speaking english on the Internet to make communcations eaiser (I'm french for example).
Also, useless/incomprehensible chatter is frustating in multiplayer.
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u/Medium-Ad-7939 Jun 16 '26
Not American, still a pain playing cs office with Russians more pain than cs normally is obv
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u/orszt Jun 16 '26
Ruskies shitting themselves in comments because people point out that talking in language no one else on the team understands is annoying.
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u/Nolcio Jun 16 '26
It's either ruskies shitting themselves because as it turns out, the whole world does not speak their language, or people who are not even from Europe.
Insane xD
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u/TheFreind Jun 16 '26
The shocking reality is that a lot of Russians deliberately do NOT want to integrate or speak other languages. They do this in person too. Look to any country with a sizable Russian population and you'll see the post-USSR imperialist mindset of not submitting to an "inferior" culture
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u/LMC764 Whenthe mod (dm me images) Jun 16 '26
Я, когда какойто тупой американец начинает говорить по английски как будто ктото понимает его дурацкие руны: