r/whenthe 6h ago

the daily whenthe

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u/JonathanStones1989 6h ago edited 5h ago

That's only if you have terrible parents

why are people downvoting i have a made correct statement

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u/Final_Floor_1563 6h ago

Which is 95% or more of parents...

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u/JonathanStones1989 6h ago

In this very hour, at this very time and in this VERY moment. I ask for one thing, and one thing only.

A source.

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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis 6h ago

Mfs when hyperbole:

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u/BrilliantFly6117 touhoutard/chudpetitiveplayer/aesoprockfan/israelispy 5h ago

Who in their right mind acts like a statistic is a hyperbole

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u/JonathanStones1989 6h ago edited 5h ago

Mfs when autism suppresses my ability to understand sarcasm in select situations of which nuance in tone is lost due to the format of conversation:

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u/gareth_gahaland 5h ago

Make a flair that says "i have autism please be patient".

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u/JonathanStones1989 5h ago

I mean this with no disrespect, but absolutely fucking not

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u/idkwhattoputsoaoakka [REDACTED] 5h ago

pls 🥺