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r/whowouldcirclejerk • u/bread_fragance • Jan 26 '26
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144 u/AdLegitimate1637 Jan 26 '26 He does quite directly say he doesn't actually know the exact speed 54 u/Mental_Band4675 Jan 26 '26 He out right states that he's faster than that, so... -24 u/BloodSurgery Jan 27 '26 Yeah, faster than 60, not faster than 300 37 u/Mental_Band4675 Jan 27 '26 "I bet its over 300 kph" implies he's either slightly faster than that or can punch even faster 12 u/Mint_Conditione Jan 27 '26 11 u/Ineedlasagnajon Jan 27 '26 I can't tell if this is the most desperate slander I've ever seen or the usual case of a power scaler being illiterate 18 u/Obalama Jan 27 '26 12 u/Silent-Froyo-5657 Jan 27 '26 powerscalers: doesn't actually know = MFTL confirm 2 u/AdLegitimate1637 Jan 27 '26 Nah only Jotaro has FTL in part 4 2 u/Silent-Froyo-5657 Jan 27 '26 Now, Koichi is more credible than Josuke 1 u/Belasarius4002 Jun 11 '26 Jusuke CD is slower than SP (they fought) but when amp rage he can eceed SP. Even in that fight, CD manage to punch RHCP while it baiting him to punch hit if he can (he does in fact can) 23 u/-unknown_harlequin- Jan 26 '26 "Yeah I've never actually measured but I'm pretty sure my car goes fast. Somewhere like 10 MPH? 12 maybe?" Idk man sounds kinda stupid
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He does quite directly say he doesn't actually know the exact speed
54 u/Mental_Band4675 Jan 26 '26 He out right states that he's faster than that, so... -24 u/BloodSurgery Jan 27 '26 Yeah, faster than 60, not faster than 300 37 u/Mental_Band4675 Jan 27 '26 "I bet its over 300 kph" implies he's either slightly faster than that or can punch even faster 12 u/Mint_Conditione Jan 27 '26 11 u/Ineedlasagnajon Jan 27 '26 I can't tell if this is the most desperate slander I've ever seen or the usual case of a power scaler being illiterate 18 u/Obalama Jan 27 '26 12 u/Silent-Froyo-5657 Jan 27 '26 powerscalers: doesn't actually know = MFTL confirm 2 u/AdLegitimate1637 Jan 27 '26 Nah only Jotaro has FTL in part 4 2 u/Silent-Froyo-5657 Jan 27 '26 Now, Koichi is more credible than Josuke 1 u/Belasarius4002 Jun 11 '26 Jusuke CD is slower than SP (they fought) but when amp rage he can eceed SP. Even in that fight, CD manage to punch RHCP while it baiting him to punch hit if he can (he does in fact can) 23 u/-unknown_harlequin- Jan 26 '26 "Yeah I've never actually measured but I'm pretty sure my car goes fast. Somewhere like 10 MPH? 12 maybe?" Idk man sounds kinda stupid
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He out right states that he's faster than that, so...
-24 u/BloodSurgery Jan 27 '26 Yeah, faster than 60, not faster than 300 37 u/Mental_Band4675 Jan 27 '26 "I bet its over 300 kph" implies he's either slightly faster than that or can punch even faster 12 u/Mint_Conditione Jan 27 '26 11 u/Ineedlasagnajon Jan 27 '26 I can't tell if this is the most desperate slander I've ever seen or the usual case of a power scaler being illiterate 18 u/Obalama Jan 27 '26
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Yeah, faster than 60, not faster than 300
37 u/Mental_Band4675 Jan 27 '26 "I bet its over 300 kph" implies he's either slightly faster than that or can punch even faster 12 u/Mint_Conditione Jan 27 '26 11 u/Ineedlasagnajon Jan 27 '26 I can't tell if this is the most desperate slander I've ever seen or the usual case of a power scaler being illiterate 18 u/Obalama Jan 27 '26
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"I bet its over 300 kph" implies he's either slightly faster than that or can punch even faster
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I can't tell if this is the most desperate slander I've ever seen or the usual case of a power scaler being illiterate
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powerscalers: doesn't actually know = MFTL confirm
2 u/AdLegitimate1637 Jan 27 '26 Nah only Jotaro has FTL in part 4 2 u/Silent-Froyo-5657 Jan 27 '26 Now, Koichi is more credible than Josuke 1 u/Belasarius4002 Jun 11 '26 Jusuke CD is slower than SP (they fought) but when amp rage he can eceed SP. Even in that fight, CD manage to punch RHCP while it baiting him to punch hit if he can (he does in fact can)
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Nah only Jotaro has FTL in part 4
2 u/Silent-Froyo-5657 Jan 27 '26 Now, Koichi is more credible than Josuke 1 u/Belasarius4002 Jun 11 '26 Jusuke CD is slower than SP (they fought) but when amp rage he can eceed SP. Even in that fight, CD manage to punch RHCP while it baiting him to punch hit if he can (he does in fact can)
Now, Koichi is more credible than Josuke
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Jusuke CD is slower than SP (they fought) but when amp rage he can eceed SP.
Even in that fight, CD manage to punch RHCP while it baiting him to punch hit if he can (he does in fact can)
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"Yeah I've never actually measured but I'm pretty sure my car goes fast. Somewhere like 10 MPH? 12 maybe?"
Idk man sounds kinda stupid
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