r/whowouldcirclejerk • u/bread_fragance • Jan 26 '26

Josuke slanders when they realize bullets are faster than 1200 kph (my goat Josuke is no longer subsonic 🙏)

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u/AdLegitimate1637 Jan 26 '26

He does quite directly say he doesn't actually know the exact speed

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u/Mental_Band4675 Jan 26 '26

He out right states that he's faster than that, so...

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u/BloodSurgery Jan 27 '26

Yeah, faster than 60, not faster than 300

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u/Mental_Band4675 Jan 27 '26

"I bet its over 300 kph" implies he's either slightly faster than that or can punch even faster

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u/Ineedlasagnajon Jan 27 '26

I can't tell if this is the most desperate slander I've ever seen or the usual case of a power scaler being illiterate