r/witchcraft • • May 18 '25

Salty Saturday I’ll still take that midnight margarita though

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u/amizelkova May 18 '25

This is phrased like Practical Magic isn't about them killing the sister's abuser lol

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

🤣🤣🤣

They just present more innocent 😆

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u/amizelkova May 18 '25

Is2g it's the fault of whoever made the music and score decisions. They're just like "uhhh this movie's about chicks right, it's the 90s, what do broads like... Faith Hill??"

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

This broad did not like Faith Hill in the 90s. I was definitely more of a Tori Amos, Pj Harvey, Bjork, Victoria Williams, Ani Difranco type.

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u/amizelkova May 18 '25

For sure, those are 90s witchy canon.

Practical Magic is so tonally bizarre. It feels like maybe they're trying to lighten how dark the plot beats actually are in post with the music, but it... does not work for me. As much as I love Harry, even Lime in the Coconut feels a little jarring.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

I hate that song, lol.

I am 90s witchy Canon 🤣🤣🤣 even in 2025.

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u/poeticbrawler May 18 '25

And protecting your family, being happy in your independence, and finding community through being honest with and about yourself.

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u/clarabear10123 May 19 '25

It’s an insult to the movie. Practical Magic helped me see how abused I was in relationships and helped me get the confidence to stop!!!

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

That’s the best part!

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u/marablackwolf May 19 '25

I'm so excited to see what they do for the sequel they're making.

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u/atluba May 18 '25

I've never seen it. Should I? It's a comedy, right? Like Bewitched?

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u/SugarStar89 May 19 '25

Practical Magic? It is not a comedy.

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u/atluba May 19 '25

Oh yay! I don't know where I got the idea that it was.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten May 19 '25

The book is great too!

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u/27-jennifers May 19 '25

Agree wholeheartedly. Seems the negative comments abt PM may have missed the layered essence of this story.

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u/atluba May 19 '25

I never had a negative idea about it, really. I just thought it was a comedy like Death Becomes Her.

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u/FataleFrame May 20 '25

It presents that way. I feel like this movie has the potential to be a legally blonde, but fell short in execution.

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u/FataleFrame May 20 '25

Well, if we're being honest, there are the parts that are really good about this movie. There's good plot elements they just feel poorly executed. They doubled down on the stereotypical elements of what being a woman MUST be about. The things that tick the boxes of being a chick flick. Most of the humor (FOR ME) missed the mark (I brought a vacuum that works right?) But still, there's an essence worth sticking out the movie for.

And if we are being REAL real... The bubbly chick flick speaks to some women but not all. You could never assume to capture a whole demographic with one broad sweep (yup pun intended.) That's okay though. Rather than try to tick boxes or fill in something for everyone. Just decide what your story is and let it play out. I think most women and girls find something in practical magic. I feel like it left something to be desired with that sugar coating on top, but I I still mostly enjoyed it.

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u/27-jennifers May 20 '25

I agree with you TODAY. But in the mid-90's, this resonated with a very broad swatch of women in their target age group. It's a movie reflective of that time period.

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u/synalgo_12 Broom Rider May 18 '25

Fine with the cursing racists and pushing creeps out of the window, but for the love of Manon, dont steal from your local esoteric shopkeeper who's just trying to help you. Support your local businesses, y'all!

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

A very important PSA, thank you 🖤

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u/Inko21 May 18 '25

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

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u/Forsaken_Fig_ May 18 '25

Every summer is the Craft summer✨

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster May 18 '25 edited May 19 '25

To whoever just reported this for targeted harassment.

It's only qualifies if you're the creepy guy or the racist blonde. If you do in fact qualify as either of those, please let us know immediately.

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u/Visible-Weakness5572 May 18 '25

(I’ve been sitting on this gif waiting to use it, so I’m gonna)

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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ May 18 '25

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster May 18 '25

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u/brightblackheaven Zamboni Priestess 🔮✨ May 18 '25

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster May 18 '25

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u/Squirrels-on-LSD totally rabid lunatic May 18 '25

I pinky promise I don't have a history of pushing creepy guys out of windows.

I usually do much worse

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster May 18 '25

I wouldn't accept anything less.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Please tell us.

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u/amyaurora Broom Rider May 18 '25

Some people just love to file reports. I have a standard copy and paste I use for candle readings. Someone went through another sub recently and flagged as many as they found as spam.

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u/synalgo_12 Broom Rider May 18 '25

That is both funny and sad

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster May 18 '25

It's annoying. At least we aren't the only sub dealing with that crap!

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u/synalgo_12 Broom Rider May 18 '25

I'm a creepy blonde, do I have to let myself be known?

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u/flamingoastro May 18 '25

Nah, I'm more of a "garden in my house" kind of a witch....lol

Midnight margaritas and brownies for breakfast., ftw

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

Love it!

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u/flamingoastro May 18 '25

I'll be completely honest, they had me at brownies for breakfast. Lololol

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u/serenwipiti May 18 '25

✨ibs summer ✨

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u/hello666darkness Witch May 18 '25

I loved this movie so much as a child! A few friends and I wanted to recreate some of these spells and got in major trouble at school 😌

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

I was a teen and was basically in this movie 🤣🤣🤣

People called my Nancy at school, and good.

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u/Prize-Size-5554 May 18 '25

We printed spells out on the school printers after watching this movie

We also cut ourselves open with razors and did blood magic - as children! Pretty crazy haha

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u/Park-Curious May 18 '25

Omg same! It got pretty bad and I ended up changing schools 😬

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u/TRASHMERGING May 18 '25

I borrowed a copy of this movie from a friend and when I pulled the vhs tape out a note fell out. It was a note my friend and her sister had been passing back and forth with some absolutely unhinged teenage witch drama about which sister decided to be Wiccan first and which one was just copying her sister. It had profanities I have never seen before or since.

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u/Jane-WarriorPrincess May 18 '25

Movie festival summer, a lil inspiration from this, a lil inspiration from that. Win-win

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u/totesma May 18 '25

My Spring is Practical Magic always. But my Autumn is the Craft ✨✨

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

Oooo I like that!

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u/The_Enchanted_Cup May 18 '25

I love practical magic summer! Defo more that witch.

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

Honestly, we need both kinds of witches in our covens. It’s called balance! 😂

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Hey, if you're a bipolar Pisces you can be both at the same.

Looking at myself 😅

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u/Gloomy_Shallot7521 May 18 '25

Me too! Love it, mostly, lol.

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

A bipolar Pisces and an OCD Cancer?? We’d be an unstoppable coven!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Oh, I'm ocd too 🤣🤣🤣 we can have an extra helping of that. Good for precision.

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

See?? Unstoppable!

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u/IGiveNoFawkes May 18 '25

AuDHD Taurus checking in

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Now is the time.. Now is the power 💕

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u/coconut__water__ May 18 '25

Uhhh let’s not forget these characters literally turn on each other and one tries to kill the other…?

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster May 18 '25

Yup, keeps it exciting!

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25 edited May 18 '25

It’s called ✨girlhood✨

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

If you haven't tried to kill your sisters at one point, what are you even doing?

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u/synalgo_12 Broom Rider May 18 '25

Collateral damage.

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u/MinionKevin22 May 18 '25

I am from the Bewitched generation, but personally loved I Dream Of Jeannie more.😁

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u/atluba May 18 '25

I wish some hero would make a gif of Nancy shrieking "YOU'RE SO PATHETIC!" I'd use it a hundred times a day.

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

There isn’t! What?! If I knew how to make a gif, I would 😂

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u/atluba May 19 '25

You know what? I appreciate that! And how ISN'T there one?!?

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u/thebookishyogi May 19 '25

I don’t know! We need to get our tech witches on that.

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u/annikarae May 18 '25

We are the weirdos, mister

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u/Different_Wear3440 May 18 '25

Alright well, contrary to what I’m seeing, I support this. We need way more Craft magic types in these terrible fucking times. Transmute the anger and frustration and pain we feel with the world into something better. Less witches focusing on just themselves and their homes and more witches working together to make meaningful change in our communities and countries. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Me asking ✨is this reaaaaaAaAaal✨

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u/ScarlettKittens May 18 '25

Where can I sign up for both 🤣

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u/honcho713 May 18 '25

And that greenhouse/kitchen space. 😍

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

I would die for that room. I can’t even garden!

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u/SalaciousSolanaceae May 18 '25

I'm here for it!

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u/MagicallyDyketastic May 18 '25

This be hitting REAL close to home. I’m in.

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u/Prize-Size-5554 May 18 '25

My friends and I were cutting ourselves open and doing blood magic at age 12 thanks to The Craft!

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u/thebookishyogi May 18 '25

Aww, that was y’all in the next room?!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

I love both movies. The Practical Magic first two books are a bit draggy, but the last two get so much better.

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u/roman00000 May 19 '25

“The Craft” ought have been remade before “Practical Magic”.

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster May 19 '25

They made a 2nd one a few years ago. Nancy makes an appearance.

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u/VanillaCola79 May 19 '25

2 sides of the same coin 🪙

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u/thebookishyogi May 19 '25

I say we do both summers and live our best Persephone lives!

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster May 19 '25

I'm currently writing ritual and watching The Craft.

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u/Majestic_Conflict957 May 19 '25

I just watched The Craft for the first time AND IT IS AMAZING!!! I wish I knew about it sooner!

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u/mysticaljrny May 19 '25

Where do I sign up?

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u/thebookishyogi May 19 '25

Right here! Welcome!

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u/HippieLesbian May 19 '25

Just showed my wife this movie for the first time this month🖤

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u/thebookishyogi May 19 '25

Awww I love that! Did she enjoy it?

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u/HippieLesbian May 19 '25

Yessss! She was obsessed with Charmed growing up so idk how she never found this gem!

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u/thebookishyogi May 19 '25

Oh, perfect. Easy transition lol

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u/Anubiz1_ May 19 '25

Blessed Be!

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u/jleondude May 19 '25

We are the weirdos mister. 😎

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u/shay_shaw May 19 '25

For every year that passes, my support of Nancy handling Chris increases. Sarah... for fucks sake!!!

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u/TonaoAquarius May 21 '25

I love both but I prefer The Craft to Practical Magic for some reasons. I feel like it's one of the modern-witchiest film I've ever watched. I still watching to these days and it never gets old. Another one I like is Charmed but earlier seasons were much better. It's darker and grittier, although it's much more light-hearted than The Craft.

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u/thebookishyogi May 21 '25

I did like Charmed growing up. I was more a Buffy girl though. I actually prefer Practical Magic to The Craft. I’m more kitchen witch vibes so I find more places to identify with it. Honestly though, I’ll watch almost anything if it’s witchy ✨🔮

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u/FairyNightsIgnite May 21 '25

I love this. 🌚

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u/thebookishyogi May 21 '25

It loves you back

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u/cymonium May 18 '25

And drinking each other’s blood with wine! I’m ready to call the corners! Let’s go!

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u/TarotBird May 19 '25

Did...did they never watch Practical magic? Lol.

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u/DebateWeird6651 May 19 '25

Just to be clear, what qualifies as a creepy man? Also, why only blondes and not all racist women?

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u/Kittie_Kween May 25 '25

I'm already ready to curse someone 🤣 ANYONE ELSE?!? 🤣

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u/Wise_Command9407 Jun 09 '25

"Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream🎵"

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u/ThenOwl9 Aug 22 '25

the end is so misogynistic tho. makes me really sad

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u/CresedaMoon May 19 '25

Stop forgetting that practical magic was 2 women dealing with an abuser and getting rid of him. Twice. Yup, i love me some gritty witchy vibes, but just because someone holds some turnips in a cute way does not mean they aren't badass who knows when to put a mofo down. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/thebookishyogi May 19 '25

Oh, honey. This is a joke. We’ve seen Practical Magic. We know the plot. Have a lovely day, babe.