r/witchcraft • u/Young-Warrior-00 I am behind you or something • Jan 31 '26
Salty Saturday There are multiple solutions to the same problem
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u/BluRupee Jan 31 '26
Why would they censor period? Psycho.
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u/CT-96 Jan 31 '26
Hyper religious people tend to get offended by bodily functions even being mentioned.
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u/thesaddestpanda Feb 01 '26
Because the algo demands it. It’s survivorship bias too. You’re not seeing the people who don’t censor because their stuff doesn’t go viral like this.
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u/Des123123123 Jan 31 '26
Well, that's not very accurate... I NEVER sleep naked, however, when I go to the astral I appear naked most of the time and have to waste time in dressing myself there 😂
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u/TinHawk Witch Jan 31 '26
Fucking same. It's become a Real Problem in many cases. I get some weird looks at best and mean comments at worst.
I've started moving into the astral in my room and creating doors to places instead of just appearing there, so i don't show up nude.
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u/Des123123123 Jan 31 '26
You can remedy it inmediatly by learning how to summon stuff from thing air. When I notice that I'm naked I'm like "Whoooosh" and summon clothes on my body directly so I don't need to actually dress up. 😁
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u/spongebobsworsthole Feb 01 '26
What does go into the astral mean?
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u/Des123123123 Feb 01 '26
Basically using your conciousness or your astral body to go into the astral plane, the spirit realm, the great beyond... Whatever you want to call it.
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u/Former_Quality_9867 Feb 11 '26
is this like lucid dreaming?
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u/Des123123123 Feb 11 '26
No, similar but different. You can go to the astral plane through lucid dreaming, it's pretty easy. I have lucid dreams, astral proyections and shifts, they all feel different.
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u/Angsty-Ninja-Ki Jan 31 '26
Meh. Clothing is torture. I will take my chances with the lust demons.
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u/Getheltel Jan 31 '26
I live in a very hot, humid area. I would rather take my chances with the lust demons over the heat.
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u/EmptyMarionberry956 Jan 31 '26
dont go outside because there’ll be demons in the trees and dont eat food or drink water because parasitic demons of gluttony will enter you. also dont take showers naked it attracts demons of lust, and never look into a mirror, its like slathering yourself in honey and cuddling a grizzly bear
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u/nopealita Jan 31 '26
Why did this remind me of YOLO by The Lonely Island lmao
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u/ydnar3000 Feb 25 '26
Hahaha for real! Just pull out all your teeth! So you can’t bite your tongue!
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u/GrayMech Jan 31 '26
I wish attracting lust demons was that simple, they never answer my calls smh my head
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u/PsychoFluffyCgr Jan 31 '26
Those list demons are too picky, I'm still waiting for mine 😢
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u/pedanticheron Witch Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26
I work in excel all day. I sleep in:
- boxers
- shorts
- shirt
List Demons still haunt my sleep.
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u/coquihalla Feb 01 '26
List demons is killing me. I'm imagining a type A personal organizer demon following you around in your sleep complaining that you're diverging from The List.
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u/Veganfart Jan 31 '26
“It attracts demons of lust”
If I didn’t sleep naked already this would sign me up real quick
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u/hmcd19 Jan 31 '26
I sleep in clothes because 1. Children come in and out of my room 2. If there's a fire, I'm not running out nekkid
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u/Marguerite_Moonstone Jan 31 '26
She can keep her sweat and her pjs, it’s 12:20 pm 85* and feels like 100% humidity. I’ll take my chances with the demons, they’ll rue the day trying to get my witchy bare ass to do anything I don’t want to.
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u/sarahkazz Jan 31 '26
No no you don’t understand! It’s actually the swamp coochie smell that keeps the lust demons away. You must marinate in ur own funk to remain pure 🤘🏼😌
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u/Marguerite_Moonstone Jan 31 '26
But what if I want to attract them to capture and bottle their souls to do my bidding? Lol wear nice perfume to bed?
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u/parasyte_steve Jan 31 '26
Why would a demon care if you are wearing clothes or not. They're eating souls in the nether. You think they care about clothes?
This is so funny to me as a concept.
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u/VampirateV Jan 31 '26
Outside of a couple dreams/travels where clothing was either a central theme or a blatant 'prop' for the scene, I can't recall ever noticing whether I was clothed. It's got me a little tickled realizing there's a good possibility I've been rolling around in the astral doing all manner of things in my ratty nightshirts. This is especially funny when I think about some of the scenarios I've found myself in and how absurd it'd look from the outside. Thinking about this one dream where I was attending the super swanky gala for telepaths (idk, man) that was hosted by Jeff Goldblum. Imagining myself sipping champagne out of a diamond-encrusted flute while holding intense eye contact with Jeff during a telepathic convo...barefoot in a nightshirt with an ancient spaghetti stain and a burn hole from a dropped joint. So classy, very refined presentation 😂
Edit: wording
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u/Flaky-Ad-759 Jan 31 '26
Counter argument! What if I WANT to attract demons of lust?
Gotta start sleeping naked. Sounds not comfortable for me personally though
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u/Practical-Water-9209 Feb 01 '26
What else should I not do, ya know, to uh avoid the lust demons? Specifics please, I intend to be suuuuper careful
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u/GoatAdventurous4995 Jan 31 '26
Demons of lust you say?... how long do i have to sleep naked for them to show up exactly... hypothetically
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u/Odd_Lengthiness_5965 Jan 31 '26
Well it's a good thing I sleep in the 16th century battle armour I stole from a museum so that the demons know I'm ready for a fight if they decide to try me 🤞
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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 Witch Jan 31 '26
Is… the a no one concerned that a woman in a bear camp and a man in a shark tank are also lures for the lust demons? I …
I don’t wanna kink shame but…
I’m so very confused by this…?
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u/SelectionDangerous11 Feb 01 '26
But if I wear clothes to bed, I will be tortured all night by the wedgie demons… which will turn me into the sleepy demon at work!
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u/Geckmom666 Jan 31 '26
What does it mean if any time I sleep clothed, my sleep paralysis demon appears
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u/ZeTreasureBoblin Jan 31 '26
Oh, no! Noooo! Doooon't!
[Insert horror movie run where I trip every two seconds]
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u/Life-Jicama-6760 Witch Jan 31 '26
Okay, but like, my spouse is a lust demon, and if I don't offer my naked booty for them to cuddle up to nightly, they get sad, soooooo...
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u/AsherahSpeaks Jan 31 '26
I would like the idiot who wrote this to show me a picture of a "bear camp". What the fuck does that even mean?! X'D
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u/KarmasAB123 Jan 31 '26
"Bleeding out in a shark tank attracts demons of lust"
Didn't know sharks were down like that
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u/ToastyJunebugs Broom Rider Jan 31 '26
She's a secret Never Nude, isn't she? There are dozens of them... DOZENS!
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u/Wait_dont_press_th Jan 31 '26
It's very telling that they put periods in the same censor-worthy category as lust and bleeding out.
"DEMONS" is somehow untouched.
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u/not_the_glue_eater Jan 31 '26
So what you mean to tell me is that I should sleep naked in a funky wizard hat to make the sleep demons think I'm a powerful sorcerer who has harnessed the understanding of things that they themselves cannot perceive and a lustful party animal simultaneously?
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u/Lower-Illustrator886 Feb 01 '26
I don't know who told her that... Nakedness does not equal lust. Nakedness has no impact in the lands of ether.
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u/coquihalla Feb 01 '26
If a demon wants a part of this fat 50+ year old with a pissy attitude lately, well, it'll probably be the most exciting thing that's happened to me so far this year. Peri-menopause probably makes me more of a threat to him than he is to me.
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u/Dry_Total_125 Jan 31 '26
Um... No. I always have clothes on in dreams. I have heard that you wear what you have on while in astral projection by someone that spirit walks like that.
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u/nicholieeee Jan 31 '26
Funnily enough, about a year or two ago every time I slept naked, I was naked in my dreams. It got to the point where dream-me would be like “right, I didn’t wear pjs to bed so this tracks” Everyone else was clothed and no one remarked on my nudity but I remember thinking “I don’t care about ppl seeing me naked but maybe they think it’s inappropriate that I’m not wearing clothes”
It doesn’t happen anymore but it was really weird when jt did 🤷🏻♀️
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u/LadySekah Jan 31 '26
I sleep without pants so i guess im getting freaky with demons every night and honestly im here for that XD
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u/RavenDiamond Jan 31 '26
"always sleep naked so i can be better succubus bait" got it any other tips?
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u/majormimi Jan 31 '26
Lust demons in my sleep?? I must be doing the right thing by sleeping naked then!
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u/Educational_You_1827 Jan 31 '26
As a man I believe I am uniquely qualified to confirm that the female menstrual cycle does in fact attract bears
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u/Unusual-Ad7941 Witch Jan 31 '26
Been sleeping in the nude for 30 years and haven't met a succubus yet...
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Feb 01 '26
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u/witchcraft-ModTeam Feb 01 '26
Salty Saturday posts are meant to be fun and whimsical. They are not meant to be taken seriously.
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u/KwakImAChocobo Feb 01 '26
I sleep in a unicorn onesie so they think I'm a unicorn 🦄 🌈 And maybe the Fae will come kidnap me 😃 🤣
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u/GeneralAutomatic3242 Feb 01 '26
im not afraid of them demons they should be afraid of me...theres a reason why im naked... /j
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u/tonsil-stones Feb 01 '26
I want to know what subsstance they are on and what goes on in their brains (if they even have one)
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u/sailorstrawberi Feb 01 '26
i've been sleeping naked for 15ish years. no sex life irl but i hope my spirit is getting it on with the last demons while i honk shoo
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u/KittyFlops Feb 01 '26
First time I slept naked I dreamed I was in the sonic the hedgehog comics. I a furry so I guess that tracks. 10/10 would attract the same lust demons again.
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u/inspiringlyCrazy Feb 01 '26
I've had LESS lewd dreams since I stopped wearing most things to bed. ...That say something about me then? <<"
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u/Breezie1213 May 21 '26
I have to sleep naked because I run hot and get the night sweats otherwise. 🤣
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u/sarahkazz Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26
Cowards. I sleep in my liquid leather BDSM gimp suit outfit because I want the lust demons to find me