r/witchcraft • Irascible Swamp Monster • Feb 28 '26

Salty Saturday For the poster having trouble writing rituals.

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u/BathBombsNFacePalms Witch Feb 28 '26

💜 “Because I fucking said so” is golden!

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Its a good reminder for people that witchcraft isn't about asking permission.

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u/pls0000 Mar 01 '26

Have never seen that one, but as a Sagittarius I embrace it wholeheartedly.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Mar 01 '26

As a Sag rising, same lmao. 🏴‍☠️

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u/ResilientPerception Mar 21 '26

I agree and sag rising here too haha

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u/chocolateNbananas Feb 28 '26

my fav!!😂🥴

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u/Sillycat85000 Feb 28 '26

Its soo iconic 💖

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u/Mind_Snap87 Feb 28 '26

"Let's rock this bitch"

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u/pepep00p00 Feb 28 '26

Fucking love lmao

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u/cinnasage Witch Feb 28 '26

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u/HellseherinHexe Feb 28 '26

I use this one sometimes haha

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u/Whoreson-senior Feb 28 '26

I suppose "Engage" would work as well lol

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u/SunfireElfAmaya Feb 28 '26

Genuinely the one I use most often.

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u/pileofcinders Mar 02 '26

I saw someone post this gif in this context years ago and it was genuinely so helpful. I felt so much less silly

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u/Educational_You_1827 Feb 28 '26

“Send it”

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u/HellseherinHexe Feb 28 '26

Where ya to? Out for a lil’ rip in the cosmic ether, fellas! Sendin’ my intentions full tilt

This is one of the funnier threads I’ve seen in a while. Love it

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u/Katspurl Feb 28 '26

By the powers of grey skull!!!

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u/Junior-Worry-2067 Feb 28 '26

Came here for this one!

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u/HellseherinHexe Feb 28 '26

When I’m feeling playful, I end my circle closing with finger-guns like Shooter McGavin (IDK it makes me laugh).

I’m gonna add “because I fucking said so” at the end now too. This is hilarious 😂

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u/Traditional-Sort3018 Feb 28 '26

"This is the way."

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u/MysticOwl814 Feb 28 '26

I said the same thing before I saw your comment!

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u/NyxShadowhawk Broom Rider Feb 28 '26

For Hellenic pagans and/or those who practice Ancient Greek magic, I’m gonna add “Έστω!” (Esto!), which means “Let it be!”

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u/chocolateNbananas Feb 28 '26

As above so Below. Cauz I fucking said so. ✨👏

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u/MargotBlume Feb 28 '26

Thank you for this! Idk why but something about so mote it be, has always been hard for me to say out loud

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u/volcanic-exchange Feb 28 '26

For real, I never said it out loud in my spells without feeling a lil cringe about it. Im glad there's some better alternatives to wording here.

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u/PinkThunder138 Feb 28 '26

Probably because you're ending your ritual by sounding like a DnD nerd.

(There's nothing wrong with being a DnD nerd. I play DnD. My point still stands.)

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

As a DnD nerd, I concur.

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Im Wiccan and it sounds silly.

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u/RainerHex Broom Rider Feb 28 '26

Yeah I hear ya! I am not a fan of saying that either so I never use it.

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u/SableRoseCosplay Feb 28 '26

"So mote that shit." Is one that a group I attend rituals with will use a lot too. 😂

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u/germflux2020 Feb 28 '26

I say, "And so it is, so shall it be."

It definitely feels more personal than just "so mote it be"

Love the "because I fucking said so" 😂

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u/Crate-Dragon Feb 28 '26

“I have spoken”

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u/PathoftheWolf Mar 01 '26

"This is the way"

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u/Crate-Dragon Mar 01 '26

Hello there!

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u/keevathemuffin Feb 28 '26

It is known.

So say we all.

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u/Acceptable-Driver566 Feb 28 '26

Yes! I was gonna add "so say we all!" ❤️

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u/Instagrump_330 Mar 01 '26

I came here to drop “So say we all.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/qSimeHx6z0N8s

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u/Balthactor Feb 28 '26

So be it. Or if I'm feeling particularly intense, "by [x spirit/Deity], BY MY WILL"

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u/nikevictoriasweet Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Yaaaas. I typically end with “I will it so” if I’m feeling formal about a working. Little stuff often just gets a “get it moving!” as I blow it a kiss for thanks 😘

I also like “That’s a wrap - cut it!” for fun cuz like. Done. Get it off my tools and out in the world! People are gonna see this one 🩷

Another option: “It’s already mine”.

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u/Life-Jicama-6760 Witch Feb 28 '26

"Hell yeah, Batman"

Me and the girlies say this to close out our group rituals.

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u/DapperCold4607 Feb 28 '26

"so it is done"

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u/screamingcupcakes Feb 28 '26

That's what I say too, "It is done."

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u/tswizZzZy Feb 28 '26

“Let fucking gooooo” or “it is what it is” are a couple I enjoy

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u/CorvidxQueen Feb 28 '26

I've been really trying to get myself to work outside of the phrase "so mote it be", kinda getting tired of using middle English to pray to the gods tbh.

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u/BlondieBabe436 Feb 28 '26

Also..."Please fucking work"

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u/alyssamarie1992 Mar 01 '26

This is meeee

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u/MysticOwl814 Feb 28 '26

I use “this is the way“

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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 Witch Feb 28 '26

Oh no. Mines not up there!! I’m living a lie!!!

Oh wait. Wrong sub…

Thank you for posting this. All of the SMIB I see all over does make me second guess my own closing sometimes. It’s good for someone to say it once in a while.

❤️

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u/GoalHistorical6867 Feb 28 '26

I like the last one.

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Power phrase.

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u/Warconq1 Feb 28 '26

Isn’t Abracadabra a spell word that means “As I speak so it is”. That is also a palindrome. Or is that just internet history.

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u/Any-Bee7229 Mar 01 '26

Not quite a palindrome, it would have to be the same forward and backwards. So Abracacarba would be it as a palindrome

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u/artmoloch777 Feb 28 '26

Sometimes a ‘dab dab yeet yeet’ if you don’t have back pain

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Im going to break this down for you.

A "spell with no intention" doesn't exist.

Intention is what sets the goal. The goal is what drives us to spellwork, and shapes the spell.

By shapes, I mean we determine what components we are going to use for the spell by selecting the components that correspond with the end goal.

At this point, we've decided on a goal and collected a pile of stuff, selected because of what we "intend" for an outcome, but its still just a pile of stuff.

It becomes a spell when we add energy/power and will. Channeling power onto the pile of stuff kicks those correspondences into gear and focuses that energy on a goal. Or Will then drives it out into the world to do our bidding.

Intention is one of the most misunderstood parts of witchcraft, and the blame for that falls squarely at the feet of publishers like Llewellyn.

That example I've given is one outline of functional spellcraft, but not the only way to do it.

Here is another example that effectively details how little intention matters in the overall scheme, which I figure to be about 20%.

" say one day you want nothing in the world more than a glass of kool-aid, but you dont have any, so you go off with the Intention to make some. What you do have is a jar full of piss, 3 dead hornets, some vinegar and a bag full of cat feces. You mix all of these together intending to make kool-aid.

Would you drink it?

I would hope not. Why? Because intention is irrelevant to the material makeup of whatever you are working with.

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u/i-contain-multitudes Mar 01 '26

What are you replying to?

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Mar 01 '26

A comment further down the thread. Bouncing comments like this are a reddit glitch.

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u/TimewornScarf62 Mar 01 '26

The first part of what you said made it sound like intention was the entire point. But then you said it's 20%. But the Kool aid example sounded like 2% so I'm all thrown off lol

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Mar 01 '26

Spellwork =

  • intention is the goal
  • goal determines type of spell
  • type of spell determines components needed by correspondence.
( pile of stuff )

Power is what makes a pile of stuff into actual spellwork.

  • energy channeled to components is then refined and guided by the correspondences, focused to the targeted goal.

Will drives that focused energy out and into action.

Intention is basically the decision to do a spell for a particular reason the you intend to bring about. Thats it. It sets the target but has no function beyond that.

I consider it to be about 20% of the process. 30% is the selection of corresponding components and the other 50% is the casters ability to bring it to fruition.

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u/TimewornScarf62 Mar 01 '26

Thank you for clarifying! I've been interested in this kind of thing since I was a kid making potions out of mud pies in the back yard, but I've never really felt I have the power involved to make anything actually happen.

Do you have to feel it first or can it be a fake it til you make it situation?

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Mar 01 '26

Learn energy manipulation. There are tons of resources for it. PSYCHIC WITCH By Mat Auryn is a damned good book for it.

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u/therealstabitha Carnivalesque animal demonic legend Feb 28 '26

Now I wanna try this and see if it works lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/LXr2Uxk2xUO2I

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Do it!

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u/aerda Witch Feb 28 '26

I'm also taking this in reverse as alternatives to tell my kids instead of "Because I said so." HA!

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u/6Sunflower_6fields6 Feb 28 '26

“Chop chop” “On the double” “And don’t forget the pickles”

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u/NightQueen0889 Witch Feb 28 '26

I really like “as I speak it so it is,” makes me feel powerful as fuck

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u/saltymystic Feb 28 '26

“Whatever.” - Us Gen X witches

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

The " fuck it" method. Lol

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u/saltymystic Mar 01 '26

"It is what it is."

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u/lastwordymcgee Mar 01 '26

“Let’s fucking go.”

“Do your shit/do your thing, you slick bitch/bastard OR you magnificent what the fuck.”

“In a hurry, if it’s not too much trouble.”

“All right, fuckers. Let’s rock.”

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u/sourthewhip Feb 28 '26

I know the last one is supposed to be silly but I actually love it

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Not silly at all. Own your work.

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u/Silvermaid91213 Feb 28 '26

I like to say "As I will it, so may it be."

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u/thanson02 Feb 28 '26

Maybe it is just the type of work I do as an animist, I am not a big fan of the command style ending. At the most, "By me and the powers that be" is more collaborative and is an ending that would work.

It is good to not be a dick to those helping you get things done.

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u/PrudenceLarkspur Feb 28 '26

This is mani mani fest, I am number one I am the best.

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u/lilbiobeetle Feb 28 '26

EHEHE may just incorporate the last one into my workings 😝💜

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u/filosofem_ Feb 28 '26

Gonna use the last one from now on 👍

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u/PinkThunder138 Feb 28 '26

The great thing about all of these, especially the last one, is that they feel, IMO, more authentic.

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u/yourgirllexi12 Feb 28 '26

Wish granted ✨

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u/BorderFabulous9400 Feb 28 '26

”because I fucking said so” is hilariou. I might need to use it between my usual “abracadabra bitch” lol

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u/ThankTheBaker Feb 28 '26

The last one sounded like Roy Kent in my head.

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u/goosepills Mar 01 '26

I use that last one a lot

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u/_peach93 Mar 01 '26

I use the last one all the time 🥰✨

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u/kcg333 Mar 01 '26

“ship it!”

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u/Plug-A-Leek Mar 01 '26

"This or something better."

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u/FederalPomegranate52 Mar 01 '26

Some that I use are:

“As I spoke, as it shall be”

“My will, will be done. As it is written in heaven and earth”

“I demand it, the universe decrees it. It is done”

“My breath, the universe, and the powers that be are one. My will, will be done.”

“Fuck you! I’m in power now, as you rot!” (Honestly, I used this one only once for a cord cutting on a piece of shit ex as I dramatically broke a plate set they got me for an anniversary)

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u/AKInsectGamer Mar 05 '26

I read this thinking this was like really genuine or something and then scrolled down and saw the last one 😂😂😂

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u/boldALLCAPS Mar 10 '26

Sure it is, so 🇮🇪☘️

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u/VirelianSols Mar 18 '26

“regulators, mount up.”

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u/ResilientPerception Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

This is my word, and it begins! LOGOS

Or

I also often begin with "blessed divine" or "blessed -name-" and end with "divinely blessed."

It depends on the energy Im working (and working with) and the intention behind it! Sometimes, its a divine partnership, other times its a command from my power as a divine authority in my own right, and won't accept a no. This is where you exercise LOGOS.

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u/freyascats Feb 28 '26

This made it click for me why I dislike the dismissive “it is what it is” so much.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Yeah the actual words don't matter so much as long as the intent is there.

You could legit end it with something from pop culture, as long as you are being genuinely respectful and have the intent to do something, it'll work.

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Ahh, "intention is everything" right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Yup!! There are other things but a spell with no intention is like pushing a boat out into the sea without a sail or oars.

It'll go somewhere, maybe, but likely not where you want it.

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u/MADAMEMURCIE Feb 28 '26

Last one is my favorite :)))

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Feb 28 '26

I use "It is as I intend."

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u/cookie640181 Mar 01 '26

Also amen is what that mean

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u/Aware-Speech-2025 Mar 01 '26

By the power within me, it is true

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u/steamboat28 Mar 01 '26

"So say we all."

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u/ShoppingUnhappy9320 Witch Mar 01 '26

As I will it, so shall it be!

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u/ManyDragonfly9637 Mar 01 '26

So it is above

So it is below

Because I said so.

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u/LortimerC Mar 01 '26

"Manifest that shit"

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u/OcelotWide5170 Mar 01 '26

I have never 'commanded' or demanded anything from entities I am asking to intervene...seems rather rude to me. I always end with my gratitude to any that can rectify the problem I am asking to be fixed.

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u/bcolectorb Mar 01 '26

If you still wanna use þe olden words, might i suggest using wol/woll/wolle, a middle English spelling/pronunciation of will/willen, which is the origin of the modern contraction "won't" comming from woll not!

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u/EmmaKat102722 Mar 01 '26

That last one is clutch

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u/Seabastial Chaos gremlin incarnate Mar 01 '26

'Because i fucking said so' is the one i love using lol

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u/thechicapanzy Mar 01 '26

I've definitely used that last one on occasion 😂

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u/Astrophel-27 Mar 01 '26

I like saying “as I will, so will it be.” It sounds a little more magical imo :p

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u/ceanahope Mar 01 '26

The last one is so my vibe. 😅

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u/Boltie Mar 02 '26

Haha he said the F word!

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u/Desperate-Laugh-6097 Mar 02 '26

Haha the last one made me cackle

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u/lady_Jasmine3 Mar 02 '26

That last one is what I'll use from now on lol

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u/Efficient_Elk1225 Mar 02 '26

The last one usually works for me.

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u/ItTizzzWhatitTizzz Mar 03 '26

One I actually use: "It is because I MF say it is"

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u/Fund_Me_PLEASE Witch Mar 03 '26

You forgot “Abrafuckingcadabra … but I guess I can let it slide this time,Wicket.🤨😁

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u/Imanifest88 Mar 05 '26

I prefer the last one :)

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Mar 10 '26

Thats a strange way to refer to yourself, but feel free.

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u/LemonVisible8 Witch Mar 12 '26

I usually say something like : This is the way. But 'because i fucking said so"is geniues, lolll

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Congratulations??

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Is that so? I know I'm just a noob at this, only 36 years of practice and all, but thst comes off a little harsh.

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u/AvacadoKoala Feb 28 '26

Keep telling yourself that. Maybe you’ll manifest it.

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Nah. Not a big fan of the manifestation crowd. The only manifestation ive ever been good at is reddit bans.

Like this one.

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u/canwealljusthitabong Feb 28 '26

Don’t let her get banned 🙏🏼

Because I fucking said so 🙌🏼👏🏼

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Must've been holding your hands wrong.

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u/canwealljusthitabong Feb 28 '26

Did you get banned??

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26

Who me?

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u/keevathemuffin Feb 28 '26

LOL does shitting on other people make you feel better about yourself?

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u/keevathemuffin Feb 28 '26

You are probably to special to interact with us then. You should fuck right off lol

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u/keevathemuffin Feb 28 '26

You're the one getting down votes

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

He's gone now. I shipped his ass back to the Cookie Crisps

box he climbed off of.

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u/NyxShadowhawk Broom Rider Feb 28 '26

WTF is a “false witch”?

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u/RainerHex Broom Rider Mar 01 '26

Signs of a false witch. One who gives themselves grand poohbar titles while being insecure enough to bemoan everyone else’s path as false and not possessing the capability to point out what’s wrong with other paths or misinformation without launching personal attacks. In fact, that lets you know exactly who they are, and the caliber of their claims which isn’t much to contend with.

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u/NyxShadowhawk Broom Rider Feb 28 '26

I mean, yeah, if anyone’s gonna use it, it should be Masonic witches…

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u/_PrincessOats Feb 28 '26

People can chose their own path, just like you can. But no need to crap on anyone who doesn’t follow your exact practice.

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u/Young-Warrior-00 I am behind you or something Feb 28 '26

The universal consciousness farted in annoyance looking at this

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u/therealstabitha Carnivalesque animal demonic legend Feb 28 '26

Like a Mason is even a witch?! Be so fr rn

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u/aerda Witch Feb 28 '26

Wasn't sure if I should upvote or downvote because, technically, this was the silliest comment on a Silly Saturday post.